Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 20, 2017 Report Share Posted May 20, 2017 Complete and utter cunt who should be set on fire http://news.sky.com/story/has-croydon-cat-killer-claimed-another-victim-10885164 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spanky Posted May 20, 2017 Report Share Posted May 20, 2017 A complete and utter cunt and no mistake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 20, 2017 Report Share Posted May 20, 2017 6 minutes ago, The Lady Penelope said: Complete and utter cunt who should be set on fire http://news.sky.com/story/has-croydon-cat-killer-claimed-another-victim-10885164 They shouldn't be such pussies and fight back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted May 20, 2017 Report Share Posted May 20, 2017 Fucking Hell, I'm currently drinking in a pub where the gaffer has no arms. Zero, zilch, fuck all arms. I'm considering faking Cerebral Palsy and challenging the cunt to a winner takes all triathlon challenge of Operation, Jenga and arm wrestling. I hold all the aces. Mainly due to the cunt being able to hold jack fucking shit whilst wearing shoes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 20, 2017 Report Share Posted May 20, 2017 6 minutes ago, Ollyboro said: Fucking Hell, I'm currently drinking in a pub where the gaffer has no arms. Zero, zilch, fuck all arms. I'm considering faking Cerebral Palsy and challenging the cunt to a winner takes all triathlon challenge of Operation, Jenga and arm wrestling. I hold all the aces. Mainly due to the cunt being able to hold jack fucking shit whilst wearing shoes. How the fuck did you get a drink then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 20, 2017 Report Share Posted May 20, 2017 10 minutes ago, Ollyboro said: Fucking Hell, I'm currently drinking in a pub where the gaffer has no arms. Zero, zilch, fuck all arms. I'm considering faking Cerebral Palsy and challenging the cunt to a winner takes all triathlon challenge of Operation, Jenga and arm wrestling. I hold all the aces. Mainly due to the cunt being able to hold jack fucking shit whilst wearing shoes. Does the pub have "Arms" in its title? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 20, 2017 Report Share Posted May 20, 2017 14 minutes ago, Ollyboro said: Fucking Hell, I'm currently drinking in a pub where the gaffer has no arms. Zero, zilch, fuck all arms. I'm considering faking Cerebral Palsy and challenging the cunt to a winner takes all triathlon challenge of Operation, Jenga and arm wrestling. I hold all the aces. Mainly due to the cunt being able to hold jack fucking shit whilst wearing shoes. That's nothing. I once had a drink in a pub called "The Ann Boleyn" and the barmaid had no head. In fact, neither did the fucking beer! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 20, 2017 Report Share Posted May 20, 2017 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: That's nothing. I once had a drink in a pub called "The Ann Boleyn" and the barmaid had no head. In fact, neither did the fucking beer! Get your fucking coat. Get it now, and fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 20, 2017 Report Share Posted May 20, 2017 1 hour ago, The Lady Penelope said: Complete and utter cunt who should be set on fire http://news.sky.com/story/has-croydon-cat-killer-claimed-another-victim-10885164 I'm allergic to cats and I don't like them anyway. I found the article amusing and hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 20, 2017 Report Share Posted May 20, 2017 22 minutes ago, Ollyboro said: Fucking Hell, I'm currently drinking in a pub where the gaffer has no arms. Zero, zilch, fuck all arms. I'm considering faking Cerebral Palsy and challenging the cunt to a winner takes all triathlon challenge of Operation, Jenga and arm wrestling. I hold all the aces. Mainly due to the cunt being able to hold jack fucking shit whilst wearing shoes. Are you legless? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 20, 2017 Report Share Posted May 20, 2017 1 hour ago, The Lady Penelope said: Complete and utter cunt who should be set on fire http://news.sky.com/story/has-croydon-cat-killer-claimed-another-victim-10885164 I catch any cunt trying to hurt any of my kitties and their suffering will last much longer than the duration of a fire, I dream about torturing this type of cunt, and wake up with a hard-on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 20, 2017 Report Share Posted May 20, 2017 5 minutes ago, Punkape said: I'm allergic to cats and I don't like them anyway. I found the article amusing and hilarious. I suspect you're also allergic to women - that would explain your obsession with male bottoms and shit stabbing. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 20, 2017 Report Share Posted May 20, 2017 2 minutes ago, Ape said: I suspect you're also allergic to women - that would explain your obsession with male bottoms and shit stabbing. Fuck off. I think he was trying to say that he doesn't like pussy, there's a fucking surprise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted May 20, 2017 Report Share Posted May 20, 2017 20 minutes ago, Roadkill said: How the fuck did you get a drink then? A barmaid served me. The World's worst Mr Tickle tribute act just stands behind the bar watching proceedings and necking pints. He picks his pint up with his teeth, leans backwards and gulps. Which naturally got me thinking how the cunt has a piss. He must get one of his staff to take him to the toilet, drop his strides for him, get his cock out for him, give it a shake, then shackle him back up again. I think I've found the perfect job for that unemployable fucktard Punkers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 20, 2017 Report Share Posted May 20, 2017 11 minutes ago, Punkape said: I'm allergic to cats and I don't like them anyway. I found the article amusing and hilarious. 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: I think he was trying to say that he doesn't like pussy, there's a fucking surprise. I love the way the stupid cunt found it both amusing and hilarious. I can imagine him now, hunched over his 386 based laptop, initially chuckling at the amusing part, and then suddenly breaking out in hysterics as he realised it was actually hilarious. What an utter fucking wanker! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 20, 2017 Report Share Posted May 20, 2017 9 minutes ago, Ape said: I love the way the stupid cunt found it both amusing and hilarious. I can imagine him now, hunched over his 386 based laptop, initially chuckling at the amusing part, and then suddenly breaking out in hysterics as he realised it was actually hilarious. What an utter fucking wanker! If he genuinely finds animal cruelty funny, I will gladly nail gun the cunt to his dining table and see how much fucking amusement he derives from that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 20, 2017 Report Share Posted May 20, 2017 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: If he genuinely finds animal cruelty funny, I will gladly nail gun the cunt to his dining table and see how much fucking amusement he derives from that. He's just doing what he always does - trying to elicit a response. One day someone will reformat the cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 20, 2017 Report Share Posted May 20, 2017 7 minutes ago, Ape said: He's just doing what he always does - trying to elicit a response. One day someone will reformat the cunt. I know, I imagine him as a child, pulling the wings off of flies and using his grandfathers ear trumpet to see if he could hear them scream. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 20, 2017 Report Share Posted May 20, 2017 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I know, I imagine him as a child, pulling the wings off of flies and using his grandfathers ear trumpet to see if he could hear them scream. I imagine him as a creation of admin. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 20, 2017 Report Share Posted May 20, 2017 10 minutes ago, Ape said: I imagine him as a creation of admin. He's Ricks alter-ego, where he says all the things he wants to but can't due to his position of responsibility and impartiality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 20, 2017 Report Share Posted May 20, 2017 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: He's Ricks alter-ego, where he says all the things he wants to but can't due to his position of responsibility and impartiality. But they both still share an inherent stupidity. We could be on to something here Eric..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 20, 2017 Report Share Posted May 20, 2017 7 minutes ago, Ape said: But they both still share an inherent stupidity. We could be on to something here Eric..... And neither have ever played FlidSpack, they're obviously one and the same. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 20, 2017 Report Share Posted May 20, 2017 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: If he genuinely finds animal cruelty funny, I will gladly nail gun the cunt to his dining table and see how much fucking amusement he derives from that. My dining room table and sideboard were designed and made by Viscount Linley. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 20, 2017 Report Share Posted May 20, 2017 Just now, Punkape said: My dining room table and sideboard were designed and made by Viscount Linley. Fuck off. I thought you would prefer Chippendales. LOL LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 1 hour ago, Punkape said: My dining room table and sideboard were designed and made by Viscount Linley. Fuck off. You once mentioned you have a Sybian machine on your sideboard, with a "Hulk" fist mounted on it with the optional fisting butter self lubricating attachment. Disgusting, perverted filthy fucking mong! I hope you die in the next 24 hours. LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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