Guest Alfie Noakes Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 4 hours ago, Punkape said: Reported for threats. Well quote the actual threat then, not something else, fucktard! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 I must admit, I agree with this. I've come across kids who have different allergies and I can imagine the difficulties of keeping track of different children's allergies and some allergies can dangerous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I must admit, I agree with this. I've come across kids who have different allergies and I can imagine the difficulties of keeping track of different children's allergies and some allergies can dangerous. Fair enough.... But I cannot recall any kid being allergic to anything when I was at school. Nuts? Wheat? Salt? Miss Goyle's peaches N Custard? get out of here, and all the rest of so-called food allergies. If your body cannot take-in foods of today then eat supplements, like you've been brought-up on since birth. Powdered milk and other reconstituted shite. Kid's today, fall ill from eating a real fucking carrot, fresh from soil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 12 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Fair enough.... But I cannot recall any kid being allergic to anything when I was at school. Nuts? Wheat? Salt? Miss Goyle's peaches N Custard? get out of here, and all the rest of so-called food allergies. If your body cannot take-in foods of today then eat supplements, like you've been brought-up on since birth. Powdered milk and other reconstituted shite. Kid's today, fall ill from eating a real fucking carrot, fresh from soil. At my public school there were over 700 pupils and not one had any food related allergies or hysterical ojections to basic good grub. We were regularly beaten deservedly for various misdemeanours at no ill-cost. All schools in the country should be based on the public school model and all comprehensive schools closed down. Left wing teachers should "managed out" of the system or sacked on the spot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 14 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Fair enough.... But I cannot recall any kid being allergic to anything when I was at school. Nuts? Wheat? Salt? Miss Goyle's peaches N Custard? get out of here, and all the rest of so-called food allergies. If your body cannot take-in foods of today then eat supplements, like you've been brought-up on since birth. Powdered milk and other reconstituted shite. Kid's today, fall ill from eating a real fucking carrot, fresh from soil. I'm allergic to alcohol. If I drink any it makes me dizzy, talk bollocks, throw up and have moments where I can't remember anything before or during drinking. I don't get like this drinking anything else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: I'm allergic to alcohol. If I drink any it makes me dizzy, talk bollocks, throw up and have moments where I can't remember anything before or during drinking. I don't get like this drinking anything else. Yes, but do you drink, anything else? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'm allergic to alcohol. If I drink any it makes me dizzy, talk bollocks, throw up and have moments where I can't remember anything before or during drinking. I don't get like this drinking anything else. You drunken slag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 9 minutes ago, Punkape said: At my public school there were over 700 pupils and not one had any food related allergies or hysterical ojections to basic good grub. We were regularly beaten deservedly for various misdemeanours at no ill-cost. All schools in the country should be based on the public school model and all comprehensive schools closed down. Left wing teachers should "managed out" of the system or sacked on the spot. Agreed on all counts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'm allergic to alcohol. If I drink any it makes me dizzy, talk bollocks, throw up and have moments where I can't remember anything before or during drinking. I don't get like this drinking anything else. I'm allergic to cyanide. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: I'm allergic to cyanide. How come? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 3 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: How come? Dunno, weird isn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 6 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: How? It was you who likened me to Brady earlier you fucking little shit stabbing weasel, you should be barred for life, but you are related to admin or are an admin alter ego to get away with likening me to a paedo sadist. I have found out where you live and I am coming to get you! I always imagine frankape and roops are married and own the site. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Piston Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 8 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Where did all this allergy bollocks come from? When I was at school I can remember 1 kid out 800 odd having a food allergy, eggs I think. I'm sure 90% of this shit is just attention seeking parents, desperate to make their brat stand out against the other kids. It's not just claimed allergies (including to water by some cunts). Schools are full of fucking dysfunctional special pleaders. I went all the way through primary/secondary school without meeting any : asthmatics, epipenners, dyslexics, dyscalculics, Aspergists, ADHDers etc. Nowadays every fucker seems fucked in one way or another. Is it the decline of the gene pool or just state encouraged hypercuntria? As I recall, there were only two sorts of kids: normal and prey. Worked wonder for general health. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 13 minutes ago, Piston said: It's not just claimed allergies (including to water by some cunts). Schools are full of fucking dysfunctional special pleaders. I went all the way through primary/secondary school without meeting any : asthmatics, epipenners, dyslexics, dyscalculics, Aspergists, ADHDers etc. Nowadays every fucker seems fucked in one way or another. Is it the decline of the gene pool or just state encouraged hypercuntria? As I recall, there were only two sorts of kids: normal and prey. Worked wonder for general health. Totally agree, the dyslexia one really boils my piss, true dyslexia is fairly uncommon, yet every mother of a kid who can barely spell it's own name claims that the kid is dyslexic. NO THEY'RE NOT! They're fucking thick! Or you're too busy with Foxy Bingo or getting knocked up with the next benefits baby to bother helping them with reading. Try buying them a book, rather than a fucking playstation or an iPhone you fat fucking chav slut! Anyway, that's my reasoned analysis of the problem. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Totally agree, the dyslexia one really boils my piss, true dyslexia is fairly uncommon, yet every mother of a kid who can barely spell it's own name claims that the kid is dyslexic. NO THEY'RE NOT! They're fucking thick! Or you're too busy with Foxy Bingo or getting knocked up with the next benefits baby to bother helping them with reading. Try buying them a book, rather than a fucking playstation or an iPhone you fat fucking chav slut! Anyway, that's my reasoned analysis of the problem. All the stupid self diagnosed dyslexics out there are just trying to hide the fact that they're thick whilst gaining attention and sympathy. Same as people who say they have self diagnosed bi-polar based on the fact that they sometimes feel sad whilst other times they feel happy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 22 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Totally agree, the dyslexia one really boils my piss, true dyslexia is fairly uncommon, yet every mother of a kid who can barely spell it's own name claims that the kid is dyslexic. NO THEY'RE NOT! They're fucking thick! Or you're too busy with Foxy Bingo or getting knocked up with the next benefits baby to bother helping them with reading. Try buying them a book, rather than a fucking playstation or an iPhone you fat fucking chav slut! Anyway, that's my reasoned analysis of the problem. Dyslexia does eksist. You're talking billocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 8 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Where did all this allergy bollocks come from? When I was at school I can remember 1 kid out 800 odd having a food allergy, eggs I think. I'm sure 90% of this shit is just attention seeking parents, desperate to make their brat stand out against the other kids. They're just breeding a nation of soft cunts aren't they. And you certainly wouldn't want to stand out when I was a kid as anybody a little bit different got beaten up on a regular basis. Apart from iron leg, he was a right nasty little cunt. He wore a metal leg brace for as long as I can remember. Most kids teased him and called him iron leg. His tormentors let him chase them within an inch of being caught, it was sort of a challenge to see how close you dare let him get to kicking your head in with his "iron leg" before giving him the swerve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 11 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Dyslexia does eksist. You're talking billocks. Fkuc fof btich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 10 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: They're just breeding a nation of soft cunts aren't they. And you certainly wouldn't want to stand out when I was a kid as anybody a little bit different got beaten up on a regular basis. Apart from iron leg, he was a right nasty little cunt. He wore a metal leg brace for as long as I can remember. Most kids teased him and called him iron leg. His tormentors let him chase them within an inch of being caught, it was sort of a challenge to see how close you dare let him get to kicking your head in with his "iron leg" before giving him the swerve. He's got a complete suit now and joined 'The Avengers'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 22, 2017 Report Share Posted May 22, 2017 12 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Fkuc fof btich. Dyslexics rule K.O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted May 22, 2017 Report Share Posted May 22, 2017 1 minute ago, Neil said: Dyslexics rule K.O You are Jasper Carrott, I claim my prize of a pair of Sophie Raworth's worn nickers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 22, 2017 Report Share Posted May 22, 2017 There's a few inner city schools I'd like to take this cake in to Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted May 22, 2017 Report Share Posted May 22, 2017 On Sunday, May 21, 2017 at 11:15 AM, Punkape said: If it's Blackpool half the children will be obese and have teeth rotted by a daily cascade of sugar anyway. The entire school should be sent on an unsupervised trip to a large crocodile farm.... .....or Drayton Manor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted May 22, 2017 Report Share Posted May 22, 2017 Should lace some Chocolate Brownies with LSD If nothing else it would improve the GCSE results by 1000% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 22, 2017 Report Share Posted May 22, 2017 11 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Should lace some Chocolate Brownies with LSD If nothing else it would improve the GCSE results by 1000% Most of them already have 'Crackmuffins' at home, they call them Mum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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