Eddie Posted May 22, 2017 Report Share Posted May 22, 2017 These cunts think everyone is available 24/7 and think nothing of pestering people outside office hours. They will cc in as many other cunts as possible to demonstrate how hard they work. Most emails sent are pointless and could easily wait until the following day. These cunts should learn time management skills so they can complete their work in normal hours and stop fucking bothering people with total shit. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 22, 2017 Report Share Posted May 22, 2017 6 minutes ago, Eddie said: These cunts think everyone is available 24/7 and think nothing of pestering people outside office hours. They will cc in as many other cunts as possible to demonstrate how hard they work. Most emails sent are pointless and could easily wait until the following day. These cunts should learn time management skills so they can complete their work in normal hours and stop fucking bothering people with total shit. I agree with Fast Eddie, with the Girl Guides modernising, the time for a Pole Dancing badge is upon us. It would put an end to Asian grooming gangs and give thick slags a proper career. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 22, 2017 Report Share Posted May 22, 2017 9 minutes ago, Eddie said: These cunts think everyone is available 24/7 and think nothing of pestering people outside office hours. They will cc in as many other cunts as possible to demonstrate how hard they work. Most emails sent are pointless and could easily wait until the following day. These cunts should learn time management skills so they can complete their work in normal hours and stop fucking bothering people with total shit. Eddie old mate, the answer is don't open them 'til the morning, they are emails, not the cunting phone ringing. Strange, I didn't have you down as a thick mong. Kind regards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 22, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 22, 2017 Just now, Witheredscrote said: Eddie old mate, the answer is don't open them 'til the morning, they are emails, not the cunting phone ringing. Strange, I didn't have you down as a thick mong. Kind regards. Just trying to show off big guy, the truth is my phone doesn't even receive emails. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 22, 2017 Report Share Posted May 22, 2017 Just now, Eddie said: Just trying to show off big guy, the truth is my phone doesn't even receive emails. You're lucky then, every time I have a wank, half a dozen 'Hot Russian girls' find out about it and email me to tell me that they're 'waiting for me'. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 22, 2017 Report Share Posted May 22, 2017 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: You're lucky then, every time I have a wank, half a dozen 'Hot Russian girls' find out about it and email me to tell me that they're 'waiting for me'. It's uncanny the way that happens...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted May 22, 2017 Report Share Posted May 22, 2017 9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You're lucky then, every time I have a wank, half a dozen 'Hot Russian girls' find out about it and email me to tell me that they're 'waiting for me'. Watching you, more like Oh yes, I have it on very good authority the Russian Space Programme got a funding boost mandated by Putin himself, purely in order to keep a watch on your 'Onanistic Habits' Apparently it was becoming a danger to shipping in Svalbaard 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted May 22, 2017 Report Share Posted May 22, 2017 31 minutes ago, Eddie said: These cunts think everyone is available 24/7 and think nothing of pestering people outside office hours. They will cc in as many other cunts as possible to demonstrate how hard they work. Most emails sent are pointless and could easily wait until the following day. These cunts should learn time management skills so they can complete their work in normal hours and stop fucking bothering people with total shit. Agree. Cunts over-communicate to justify their piss-pot jobs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted May 22, 2017 Report Share Posted May 22, 2017 18 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You're lucky then, every time I have a wank, half a dozen 'Hot Russian girls' find out about it and email me to tell me that they're 'waiting for me'. They did it on purpose Eric, they know you just knocked one out and won't manage to rise to the occasion again for about a week, it's called teasing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 22, 2017 Report Share Posted May 22, 2017 5 minutes ago, The Beast said: Agree. Cunts over-communicate to justify their piss-pot jobs. Email providers should include 'Chav Chat' filters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 22, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 22, 2017 5 minutes ago, The Beast said: Agree. Cunts over-communicate to justify their piss-pot jobs. I know I do Cc witheredscrote; ape; decimus; roops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 22, 2017 Report Share Posted May 22, 2017 1 minute ago, Mingeeta said: They did it on purpose Eric, they know you just knocked one out and won't manage to rise to the occasion again for about a week, it's called teasing. I never read them until about 2 am, when I'm lying there with blue testicles contemplating the impossibility of a fifth attempt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted May 22, 2017 Report Share Posted May 22, 2017 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: I never read them until about 2 am, when I'm lying there with blue testicles contemplating the impossibility of a fifth attempt. Out of likes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 22, 2017 Report Share Posted May 22, 2017 3 minutes ago, Eddie said: I know I do Cc witheredscrote; ape; decimus; roops I'd have bcc'd this to Frank and Mike fuckin' Dee too. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted May 22, 2017 Report Share Posted May 22, 2017 Sounds like you need a more manly job? Fucking emails, from who? The other Secretarys? The only emails I get are receipts for things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 22, 2017 Report Share Posted May 22, 2017 I use the work email system frequently. Sending reports of time mismanagement, employees viewing porn on company computers, making personal calls on company time, taking more breaks than rules allow. Don't think for a moment being a grass is easy work! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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