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Tennis - A sport for boring cunts


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A game played by boring cunts and watched by boring cunts. Look at Andy Murray, not only is he as miserable looking as Theresa May's undoubtedly minging minge, but he has all the personality of a mouldy potato. A sort of Scottish cuntato if you will. Watching this shit makes me want to drive pointed sticks into each one of my eye sockets. One cunt hits the ball one way only for a second cunt to hit the bastard thing back again. This process continues indefinitely until I begin to consider whether my time would be better spent sawing through my own legs. Doubles is marginally more entertaining although still an absolute atrocity of a boring four-way cuntfest.

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Guest Mingeeta
1 minute ago, Admiral Cuntblaster said:

What the fuck are you on you cunt? I ain't Tibbs

Quick question, your avatar, when did you take that picture of Panzy? 

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Not long now to the asylum doors are thrown open and the inmates drag their way to Wimbledon. Tennis cunt drops his racquet, crowd explodes into laughter, two ball boys run for the same ball, crowd wets itself, and to top it all cliff Richard starts to sing. Played by Cunts and watched by Cunts. 

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Guest Drew P Pissflaps

I reckon some of the women would pull your cock off trying to wank you off, such is the power of their grip. Can you imagine that Eddie?

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Guest Mingeeta
1 minute ago, Admiral Cuntblaster said:

I wouldn't mind getting tugged by both of them. It's always been a fantasy of mine to have two big black men

Have a word with spunkers he might lend you a couple of his.

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Guest Ollyboro
17 minutes ago, deebom said:

Cliff Richard famously attends Wimbledon every year.

That should tell you all you need to know about tennis...

That's 2 things I know about tennis now. The other thing I know is that tennis matches often include bare-legged young boys, crouched on all fours scampering around the place. I bet Sir Cliff and the ex-priest he lives with definitely haven't observed this.

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1 hour ago, Admiral Cuntblaster said:

A game played by boring cunts and watched by boring cunts. Look at Andy Murray, not only is he as miserable looking as Theresa May's undoubtedly minging minge, but he has all the personality of a mouldy potato. A sort of Scottish cuntato if you will. Watching this shit makes me want to drive pointed sticks into each one of my eye sockets. One cunt hits the ball one way only for a second cunt to hit the bastard thing back again. This process continues indefinitely until I begin to consider whether my time would be better spent sawing through my own legs. Doubles is marginally more entertaining although still an absolute atrocity of a boring four-way cuntfest.

Tennis is the gayest sort bar possibly interracial fisting with punkape.

Come on Tim!

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16 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Tennis is the gayest sort bar possibly interracial fisting with punkape.

Come on Tim!

If you can't recognise a bunch of boring cunts when you see them, then I suggest that you probably are one. You boring cunt.

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4 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said:

Dont mind mingers ..his cat killed itself to get away from him..

Panzerknacker 

Give it a rest Pansy, you've done your oh-so-hilarious little cat jibe to death. It wasn't, isn't and never will be funny - much like you.

Fuck off.

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59 minutes ago, Admiral Cuntblaster said:

If you can't recognise a bunch of boring cunts when you see them, then I suggest that you probably are one. You boring cunt.

I'd quite happily watch some women's tennis, obviously not the Williams bruthas. Maybe this...

EugenieBouchard.jpgEugenie Bouchard

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Just now, Eric Cuntman said:

I'll send a few your way. Dozens of the cunts email me every time I log out of 'Pornhub'.

If any of them go by Ivana Yankyacokov, I've had to tell her to fuck off already!  

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Just now, Eric Cuntman said:

Out of fucking likes again! The big exclamation mark in the triangle is really getting on my tits.

Maybe the next software update....ahh fuck it, we're never going to have enough likes.  

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