camberwell gypsy Posted May 24, 2017 Report Share Posted May 24, 2017 I'm currently here, ensconced in a friend's villa on the Greek Island of Zakynthos. I'm sitting on the balcony sipping an excellent local red enjoying a novel purchased at the airport when down across the valley from one of several 4 star hotels I hear the drunken cackle of some fucking low bred witch, obviously zapped up on the cheap fucking gin that is served in these chav hotels. She's been at it for a few hours now and doesn't seem to be winding down. This is a beautiful island with lovely sandy beaches, one of which I galloped along on a beautiful chestnut horse earlier today. It seems there's no escaping these fucking drunken burger faced harridans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 24, 2017 Report Share Posted May 24, 2017 I hope the horse is ok having had a great big gypsy porker like you on it's back..... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 24, 2017 Report Share Posted May 24, 2017 20 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'm currently here, ensconced in a friend's villa on the Greek Island of Zakynthos. I'm sitting on the balcony sipping an excellent local red enjoying a novel purchased at the airport when down across the valley from one of several 4 star hotels I hear the drunken cackle of some fucking low bred witch, obviously zapped up on the cheap fucking gin that is served in these chav hotels. She's been at it for a few hours now and doesn't seem to be winding down. This is a beautiful island with lovely sandy beaches, one of which I galloped along on a beautiful chestnut horse earlier today. It seems there's no escaping these fucking drunken burger faced harridans. Keep drinking wine until tracking her down and kicking her fucking face in seems reasonable, and then, track her down and kick her fucking face in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 24, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 24, 2017 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Keep drinking wine until tracking her down and kicking her fucking face in seems reasonable, and then, track her down and kick her fucking face in. If I keep drinking wine I'll be faced down in the bed of High Chaparrals that surround this villa. But your solution is a good one. Anyway, its half One here so I'm orf to bed. Ooopah! as the bubbles say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted May 25, 2017 Report Share Posted May 25, 2017 Can you give any more detail like what novel did you buy? Who is this friend? I am not in the least bit interested it's just 'eavens has insomnia over on another thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 25, 2017 Report Share Posted May 25, 2017 7 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'm currently here, ensconced in a friend's villa on the Greek Island of Zakynthos. I'm sitting on the balcony sipping an excellent local red enjoying a novel purchased at the airport when down across the valley from one of several 4 star hotels I hear the drunken cackle of some fucking low bred witch, obviously zapped up on the cheap fucking gin that is served in these chav hotels. She's been at it for a few hours now and doesn't seem to be winding down. This is a beautiful island with lovely sandy beaches, one of which I galloped along on a beautiful chestnut horse earlier today. It seems there's no escaping these fucking drunken burger faced harridans. She may be related to you. If she ends up unconscious in a strangers garden with her knickers around her knees, you might call her aunty! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted May 25, 2017 Report Share Posted May 25, 2017 It is good to be noisy and rowdy when drunk. It keeps them boring, book reading cunts away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted May 25, 2017 Report Share Posted May 25, 2017 gypps only finds her knickers round her knees nowadays because they've been dragged there by her tits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 25, 2017 Report Share Posted May 25, 2017 9 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: ...lovely sandy beaches, one of which I galloped along on a beautiful chestnut horse earlier today. If that's how she remembers it, who are we to argue? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 25, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 25, 2017 27 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: gypps only finds her knickers round her knees nowadays because they've been dragged there by her tits. Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 25, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 25, 2017 7 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: If that's how she remembers it, who are we to argue? That's a donkey. Not sure of the animal she's on though 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted May 25, 2017 Report Share Posted May 25, 2017 If the photo is anything to go by Rhyl looks good now that they've done it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 25, 2017 Report Share Posted May 25, 2017 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Lol True gypsy women feel very comfortable with their knickers round their ankles. This has come from a lifetime of scrumping apples, stuffing them inside , and the elastic snapping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted May 25, 2017 Report Share Posted May 25, 2017 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: If that's how she remembers it, who are we to argue? And these adverts on TV wanting £2 off everyone to save a donkey, it's not enough, should be at least a fiver, as cranes to lift that fat fucker off aren't cheap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 25, 2017 Report Share Posted May 25, 2017 13 hours ago, Punkape said: I hope the horse is ok having had a great big gypsy porker like you on it's back..... lol. Your compassion for the horse is admirable but you can't fool us all, you only want to know if it's ok so you can suck its dick lol lol fuck off cuntbreed! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted May 26, 2017 Report Share Posted May 26, 2017 I went there in 1997. It had a couple of bars and one nightclub. I hear it's a chav infested shithole these days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 26, 2017 Report Share Posted May 26, 2017 2 minutes ago, deebom said: I went there in 1997. It had a couple of bars and one nightclub. I hear it's a chav infested shithole these days. There will be a few less if our Gyps gets pissed and takes off her stiletto heels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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