Guest Alfie Noakes Posted May 26, 2017 Report Share Posted May 26, 2017 It's gone very brown round here this afternoon! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 26, 2017 Report Share Posted May 26, 2017 30 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Up yours stubbers. .crawl back under your rusting sheet of corrugated iron Panzerknacker A sheet of rusty corrugated iron? Luxury! When I was a lad, our whole family lived in a rolled up newspaper in the middle of the road. We had to get up at 2am and lick the road clean, then go to work in a factory for 28 hrs, and when we got home, our dad would cut us in half with a rusty breadknife, etc' etc'.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 26, 2017 Report Share Posted May 26, 2017 2 hours ago, Mingeeta said: Have a like. For effort. 1 hour ago, Panzerknacker said: Have one back comrade Panzerknacker I think the heat is getting to you both. What's all this "getting along" wank? Fucking disgraceful is what it is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 26, 2017 Report Share Posted May 26, 2017 37 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: A sheet of rusty corrugated iron? Luxury! When I was a lad, our whole family lived in a rolled up newspaper in the middle of the road. We had to get up at 2am and lick the road clean, then go to work in a factory for 28 hrs, and when we got home, our dad would cut us in half with a rusty breadknife, etc' etc'.... Luxury. .yis cunts Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 26, 2017 Report Share Posted May 26, 2017 1 hour ago, Roadkill said: I think the heat is getting to you both. What's all this "getting along" wank? Fucking disgraceful is what it is... Exactly. I mean, I hate YOU for example with every fibre even though I know you consider me your best mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 26, 2017 Report Share Posted May 26, 2017 Just now, 'eavensabove said: Exactly. I mean, I hate YOU for example with every fibre even though I know you consider me your best mate. Load of bollocks. Everyone loves me. I am fucking adorable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 26, 2017 Report Share Posted May 26, 2017 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: A sheet of rusty corrugated iron? Luxury! When I was a lad, our whole family lived in a rolled up newspaper in the middle of the road. We had to get up at 2am and lick the road clean, then go to work in a factory for 28 hrs, and when we got home, our dad would cut us in half with a rusty breadknife, etc' etc'.... I used to DREAM of a rolled-up newspaper, you rich cunt. Twenty of us, shared a single sheet of Izal bog roll (if we were lucky) and that was only at Christmas. Oh, and at least you had a Dad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 26, 2017 Report Share Posted May 26, 2017 Just now, Roadkill said: Load of bollocks. Everyone loves me. I am fucking adorable. That is why I hate you like I do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 26, 2017 Report Share Posted May 26, 2017 1 minute ago, Roadkill said: Load of bollocks. Everyone loves me. I am fucking adorable. I've got a song for you, look up the lyrics to 'Everybody loves me baby' by Don McClean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 26, 2017 Report Share Posted May 26, 2017 All these positive waves Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 26, 2017 Report Share Posted May 26, 2017 4 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: All these positive waves Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 26, 2017 Report Share Posted May 26, 2017 3 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: All these positive waves Panzerknacker That's AIDS for you. I'm more of negative, neutralised being, and completely chaste. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 26, 2017 Report Share Posted May 26, 2017 2 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 26, 2017 Report Share Posted May 26, 2017 14 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I've got a song for you, look up the lyrics to 'Everybody loves me baby' by Don McClean. Sounds 'bout right... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 26, 2017 Report Share Posted May 26, 2017 17 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: That's AIDS for you. I'm more of negative, neutralised being, and completely chaste. Nah yer not chaste..yer just a horrible cunt is all Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 26, 2017 Report Share Posted May 26, 2017 39 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Load of bollocks. Everyone loves me. I am fucking adorable. That is the word coming out of the mouths of the sailors walking up from the docks. I do wish they'd stay on their trawlers, they smell worse than Pen with a full Tena! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 26, 2017 Report Share Posted May 26, 2017 3 hours ago, Mingeeta said: Lol. Tried to get a room in a neutral town, but Premier inn at Alderley Edge in Cheshire had rented their last one to a guy carrying golf clubs accompanied by two African men. I've always had faith in you minje and still feel you go a long way 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 26, 2017 Report Share Posted May 26, 2017 1 hour ago, Panzerknacker said: Nah yer not chaste..yer just a horrible cunt is all Panzerknacker I'll have you know that I AM chaste, and regularly so to, by the Old Bill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 26, 2017 Report Share Posted May 26, 2017 57 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: That is the word coming out of the mouths of the sailors walking up from the docks. I do wish they'd stay on their trawlers, they smell worse than Pen with a full Tena! Tena or Patina? There's a subtle difference you know, though both are produced through age-related wear & tear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted June 7, 2017 Report Share Posted June 7, 2017 On 25/05/2017 at 1:26 AM, 'eavensabove said: ... Is a Cunt, unless you're awake, in which case go back to sleep. It's 03.32am and iam on cunts corner, but I do not have any symptoms of insomnia caused by my violent experiences during the first and second gulf wars and three tours of the Afghan region. I still hear the copters taking the troops back the Hereford overhead of my cottage and it never triggers any deep seated anguish or apprehension at all. I sleep soundly in my bed at night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 7, 2017 Report Share Posted June 7, 2017 13 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said: It's 03.32am and iam on cunts corner, but I do not have any symptoms of insomnia caused by my violent experiences during the first and second gulf wars and three tours of the Afghan region. I still hear the copters taking the troops back the Hereford overhead of my cottage and it never triggers any deep seated anguish or apprehension at all. I sleep soundly in my bed at night. I just got up to take a piss. G'night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 7, 2017 Report Share Posted June 7, 2017 7 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: It's 03.32am and iam on cunts corner, but I do not have any symptoms of insomnia caused by my violent experiences during the first and second gulf wars and three tours of the Afghan region. I still hear the copters taking the troops back the Hereford overhead of my cottage and it never triggers any deep seated anguish or apprehension at all. I sleep soundly in my bed at night. ... That's Hereford for you. Nothing much to do except sleep. Anyway, with your past experience shouldn't you be abseiling the Syrian Embassy with your cottage chums? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Gronda Gronda Posted June 7, 2017 Report Share Posted June 7, 2017 On 2017-5-25 at 3:08 PM, nobgobbler said: Welcome to my world you wide awake cunts. 3am every fucking day. Whyyyyyyyyyy? One way to improve sleeping is to have larger meals in the morning and afternoon, and a small meal in the evening. Avoid caffeinated and sugary drinks/snacks too. I hope your sleeping improves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted June 7, 2017 Report Share Posted June 7, 2017 7 hours ago, Roadkill said: I just got up to take a piss. G'night. Got up to take a piss? I don't even get up to take a shit. Just roll it up in the sheet with your feet and kick it out the bottom of the bed. The maid will sort it out in the morning. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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