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Guest 'eavensabove

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30 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said:

Up yours stubbers. .crawl back under your rusting sheet of corrugated iron 

Panzerknacker 

A sheet of rusty corrugated iron? Luxury! When I was a lad, our whole family lived in a rolled up newspaper in the middle of the road. We had to get up at 2am and lick the road clean, then go to work in a factory for 28 hrs, and when we got home, our dad would cut us in half with a rusty breadknife, etc' etc'....

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37 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

A sheet of rusty corrugated iron? Luxury! When I was a lad, our whole family lived in a rolled up newspaper in the middle of the road. We had to get up at 2am and lick the road clean, then go to work in a factory for 28 hrs, and when we got home, our dad would cut us in half with a rusty breadknife, etc' etc'....

Luxury. .yis cunts 

Panzerknacker 

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1 hour ago, Roadkill said:

 

I think the heat is getting to you both. What's all this "getting along" wank?

Fucking disgraceful is what it is...

Exactly. I mean, I hate YOU for example with every fibre :angry: even though I know you consider me your best mate. 

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2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

A sheet of rusty corrugated iron? Luxury! When I was a lad, our whole family lived in a rolled up newspaper in the middle of the road. We had to get up at 2am and lick the road clean, then go to work in a factory for 28 hrs, and when we got home, our dad would cut us in half with a rusty breadknife, etc' etc'....

I used to DREAM of a rolled-up newspaper, you rich cunt. Twenty of us, shared a single sheet of Izal bog roll (if we were lucky) and that was only at Christmas. Oh, and at least you had a Dad.

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3 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said:

All these positive waves 

Panzerknacker 

That's AIDS for you. I'm more of negative, neutralised being, and completely chaste.

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39 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

Load of bollocks. Everyone loves me. I am fucking adorable.

That is the word coming out of the mouths of the sailors walking up from the docks.  I do wish they'd stay on their trawlers, they smell worse than Pen with a full Tena!  

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1 hour ago, Panzerknacker said:

Nah yer not chaste..yer just a horrible cunt is all

Panzerknacker 

 

I'll have you know that I AM chaste, and regularly so to, by the Old Bill.

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57 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said:

That is the word coming out of the mouths of the sailors walking up from the docks.  I do wish they'd stay on their trawlers, they smell worse than Pen with a full Tena!  

Tena or Patina? There's a subtle difference you know, though both are produced through age-related wear & tear.

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On 25/05/2017 at 1:26 AM, 'eavensabove said:

... Is a Cunt, unless you're awake, in which case go back to sleep.

 

It's 03.32am and iam on cunts corner, but I do not have any symptoms of insomnia caused by my violent experiences during the first and second gulf wars and three tours of the Afghan region.   I still hear the copters taking the troops back the Hereford overhead of my cottage and it never triggers any deep seated anguish or apprehension at all.  I sleep soundly in my bed at night.

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13 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said:

It's 03.32am and iam on cunts corner, but I do not have any symptoms of insomnia caused by my violent experiences during the first and second gulf wars and three tours of the Afghan region.   I still hear the copters taking the troops back the Hereford overhead of my cottage and it never triggers any deep seated anguish or apprehension at all.  I sleep soundly in my bed at night.

I just got up to take a piss. G'night.

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7 hours ago, Monumental cunt said:

It's 03.32am and iam on cunts corner, but I do not have any symptoms of insomnia caused by my violent experiences during the first and second gulf wars and three tours of the Afghan region.   I still hear the copters taking the troops back the Hereford overhead of my cottage and it never triggers any deep seated anguish or apprehension at all.  I sleep soundly in my bed at night.

... That's Hereford for you. Nothing much to do except sleep. 

Anyway, with your past experience shouldn't you be abseiling the Syrian Embassy with your cottage chums? 

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On 2017-5-25 at 3:08 PM, nobgobbler said:

Welcome to my world you wide awake cunts. 3am every fucking day. Whyyyyyyyyyy?

One way to improve sleeping is to have larger meals in the morning and afternoon, and a small meal in the evening.  Avoid caffeinated and sugary drinks/snacks too.

I hope your sleeping improves.

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7 hours ago, Roadkill said:

I just got up to take a piss. G'night.

Got up to take a piss? I don't even get up to take a shit. Just roll it up in the sheet with your feet and kick it out the bottom of the bed. The maid will sort it out in the morning. 

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