Roadkill Posted May 26, 2017 Report Share Posted May 26, 2017 2 minutes ago, Punkape said: So where is it ? Is it the Hotel California ? Dire Straights sang that didn't they...... or was it Dire Gays ? Fuck off. Do you have heat stroke or something, Punky? That one was shite even for you... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 26, 2017 Report Share Posted May 26, 2017 14 minutes ago, Punkape said: So where is it ? Is it the Hotel California ? Dire Straights sang that didn't they...... or was it Dire Gays ? Fuck off. I really, really hope this is some kind of joke, because if it isn't, you've revealed yourself as the complete wanker we all suspect you of being. Oh, and fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted May 27, 2017 Report Share Posted May 27, 2017 23 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Merton's mosque can supposedly accommodate 10,000 worshippers, That's a lot of bus wankers. That's also 10,000 pairs of shoes left outside the door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 31, 2017 Report Share Posted May 31, 2017 The catholics objected to this nun-kini as well... no fucking taste them catholics... @Fender777 Down boy!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 31, 2017 Report Share Posted May 31, 2017 5 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: The catholics objected to this nun-kini as well... no fucking taste them catholics... @Fender777 Down boy!! Great work dingo, you're the pride of Lancashire! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 1, 2017 Report Share Posted June 1, 2017 7 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Great work dingo, you're the pride of Lancashire! Right you cunt, that's war that is..!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted June 2, 2017 Report Share Posted June 2, 2017 On 5/31/2017 at 5:28 PM, DingTheRioja said: The catholics objected to this nun-kini as well... no fucking taste them catholics... @Fender777 Down boy!! Looks familiar, good at water sports this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted June 7, 2017 Report Share Posted June 7, 2017 On 26/05/2017 at 11:57 AM, Punkape said: This is a Christian country and the fast proliferation of these ugly buildings is not a welcome sight on our skyline. Associated with these buildings are often huge traffic problems because of 4 prayer sessions a day .These buildings should be reduced in size and congregations limited. Mosques are a perfectly normal part and parcel of the fabric of inner city life. They offer some fantastic architecture that really blends in well with the vernacular terrace houses surrounding such buildings. They are rarely austentaious, conspicious, or crass. They also provide a meeting place for the Muslim culture to thrive and instil strong beliefs, which is important in this modern world that extreme cultures survive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted June 10, 2017 Report Share Posted June 10, 2017 On 26/05/2017 at 11:57 AM, Punkape said: This is a Christian country and the fast proliferation of these ugly buildings is not a welcome sight on our skyline. Associated with these buildings are often huge traffic problems because of 4 prayer sessions a day .These buildings should be reduced in size and congregations limited. Yes but you can always rely on it for the early morning alarm call. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted June 10, 2017 Report Share Posted June 10, 2017 On 26/05/2017 at 11:57 AM, Punkape said: This is a Christian country and the fast proliferation of these ugly buildings is not a welcome sight on our skyline. Associated with these buildings are often huge traffic problems because of 4 prayer sessions a day .These buildings should be reduced in size and congregations limited. The bigger the mosque...the more people we can carpet bomb in one afternoon. in the next 5 years one of these dirty fuckers is going to use a home made nuclear bomb..... and the day after, every last one of them will burn in their mosques alive with their entire families. Alan's Snack Bar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted June 10, 2017 Report Share Posted June 10, 2017 1 hour ago, cuntspotter said: Yes but you can always rely on it for the early morning alarm call. You can also rely on them for free pint in Turkey. In a bar on holiday, the prayer call went out and all the bar staff fucked off to prayers, never seen so many people drink as much as they did in 10 minutes and then buggered off before the staff come back, dopey fuckers had forgotten to lock the bar area. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted June 10, 2017 Report Share Posted June 10, 2017 8 minutes ago, Mingeeta said: You can also rely on them for free pint in Turkey. In a bar on holiday, the prayer call went out and all the bar staff fucked off to prayers, never seen so many people drink as much as they did in 10 minutes and then buggered off before the staff come back, dopey fuckers had forgotten to lock the bar area. I've heard that they don't lock up coz anyone caught with their fingers in the till gets their hand cut off. Hardly seems worth it for a couple of pints. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted June 10, 2017 Report Share Posted June 10, 2017 5 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: I've heard that they don't lock up coz anyone caught with their fingers in the till gets their hand cut off. Hardly seems worth it for a couple of pints. Couple of pints, I think the place got completely emptied, the fridges were anyway, don't know about the pumps. And a bonus, I've still got my fingers as I didn't join in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted June 10, 2017 Report Share Posted June 10, 2017 6 minutes ago, Mingeeta said: Couple of pints, I think the place got completely emptied, the fridges were anyway, don't know about the pumps. And a bonus, I've still got my fingers as I didn't join in. You are a very honest good and decent person, for an infidel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 10, 2017 Report Share Posted June 10, 2017 2 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: The bigger the mosque...the more people we can carpet bomb in one afternoon. Here's Mecca. (That's Saudi Arabia, not the bingo hall, although it's only a matter of time before one this size springs up in Birmingham or Brick Lane.) I wonder if the Yanks have any MOABs left? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 12, 2017 Author Report Share Posted June 12, 2017 On 10/06/2017 at 8:14 AM, Monumental cunt said: The bigger the mosque...the more people we can carpet bomb in one afternoon. in the next 5 years one of these dirty fuckers is going to use a home made nuclear bomb..... and the day after, every last one of them will burn in their mosques alive with their entire families. Alan's Snack Bar. Islam must be reformed or it must go along with its followers..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 12, 2017 Report Share Posted June 12, 2017 On 2017-6-10 at 8:36 AM, nobgobbler said: I've heard that they don't lock up coz anyone caught with their fingers in the till gets their hand cut off. Hardly seems worth it for a couple of pints. That's Saudi Arabia. Turkey they'll just nick all the money you've got and then kick the shit out of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 13, 2017 Report Share Posted June 13, 2017 1 hour ago, Punkape said: Islam must be reformed or it must go along with its followers..... Reformed, into a mushroom shaped cloud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted June 13, 2017 Report Share Posted June 13, 2017 7 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: That's Saudi Arabia. Turkey they'll just nick all the money you've got and then kick the shit out of you. That's Ireland, you little tinker you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 13, 2017 Report Share Posted June 13, 2017 On 10/06/2017 at 11:01 AM, Cuntybaws said: Here's Mecca. (That's Saudi Arabia, not the bingo hall, although it's only a matter of time before one this size springs up in Birmingham or Brick Lane.) I wonder if the Yanks have any MOABs left? What's that white thing with a black ring on top of it in the foreground .. is it a helicopter landing pad? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted June 13, 2017 Report Share Posted June 13, 2017 7 hours ago, Punkape said: Islam must be reformed or it must go along with its followers..... When they realise what fun you lot are having with choir boys they might convert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 13, 2017 Report Share Posted June 13, 2017 1 hour ago, The Lady Penelope said: What's that white thing with a black ring on top of it in the foreground .. is it a helicopter landing pad? Don't they have the annual stampede there? Bit like Pamplona but without the bulls and tomatoes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 13, 2017 Report Share Posted June 13, 2017 5 hours ago, The Lady Penelope said: What's that white thing with a black ring on top of it in the foreground .. is it a helicopter landing pad? It's an Islamic suicide Onesie, comes complete with dignity hood and integrated hanging rope. Probably the kind of thing Ron Popeil would have invented. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted June 13, 2017 Report Share Posted June 13, 2017 Ban this thread. There is another thread somewhere very similar. Probably. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 13, 2017 Report Share Posted June 13, 2017 10 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Don't they have the annual stampede there? Bit like Pamplona but without the bulls and tomatoes. Yep, a few dozen sheep are usually crushed and a lot more get the shit kicked out of em for not being dressed right or praying incorrectly or some other shit the the religious police don't like. The main themes this year will be condemning extremism, making normal people like you, integration into modern life and accepting that other people aren't all Muslims and that's ok. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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