Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 2, 2017 Report Share Posted June 2, 2017 6 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Only someone with Down's syndrome could have written 'Downes Syndrome'. You thick fucking fairy. I'd wager he listens to West Lyfe, and drinks in the back-bar at The Kweens Hed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted June 2, 2017 Report Share Posted June 2, 2017 Just now, 'eavensabove said: I'd wager he listens to West Lyfe, and drinks in the back-bar at The Kweens Hed. I'm pretty certain he prefers The King's Head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 2, 2017 Report Share Posted June 2, 2017 Just now, Wolfie said: I'm pretty certain he prefers The King's Head. Ha! Full of Kweens though, I'd warrant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 2, 2017 Report Share Posted June 2, 2017 13 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Indeed, but my oh my, he is so entertaining as a cock munching bandit, and he takes it all on the chin. Nuts on the chin more like it. (and black sausage down the throat) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 2, 2017 Report Share Posted June 2, 2017 1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said: Nuts on the chin more like it. (and black sausage down the throat) Even Nuts in his eyes. Seeing as his dick sticks out from his forehead. You see Stubbs, every deck has two Jokers in the pack, and in the case of C.C. both of the Jokers are Apes in one way or another. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spanky Posted June 2, 2017 Report Share Posted June 2, 2017 10 hours ago, Gronda Gronda said: You can't possibly be at all serious about this. A legendary rock group, one of the most popular and influential of all time. The Beatles were a crock of fucking shit, liked only by cunts too stupid to have an opinion themselves. George Harrison was the only good one and even he got stabbed. What else do you like to listen to, Westlife? Michael Buble, or just the sounds of some boring old cunt droning on about being a vegetarian like that arrogant prick McCartney? Oh yeah, and stop banging on about being new, you fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted June 2, 2017 Report Share Posted June 2, 2017 23 minutes ago, Spanky said: The Beatles were a crock of fucking shit, liked only by cunts too stupid to have an opinion themselves. George Harrison was the only good one and even he got stabbed. What else do you like to listen to, Westlife? Michael Buble, or just the sounds of some boring old cunt droning on about being a vegetarian like that arrogant prick McCartney? Oh yeah, and stop banging on about being new, you fucking cunt. Lol ok. Well, I will respond to that by saying that the Beatles were such an important group, that it doesn't really matter whether or not you like any of their copious number of iconic hits. It's more important to acknowledge that their body of work no doubt influenced the creation of your favourite group. I'm assuming you like One Direction like every other screaming teen girl. Why don't you toddle off back to your bedroom and rub one out all over your One Erection poster. (You might want to consider getting your next one laminated for easy cleaning.) I'll stop banging on about being new as suggested. Good day to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 2, 2017 Report Share Posted June 2, 2017 1 hour ago, Spanky said: The Beatles were a crock of fucking shit, liked only by cunts too stupid to have an opinion themselves. George Harrison was the only good one and even he got stabbed. What else do you like to listen to, Westlife? Michael Buble, or just the sounds of some boring old cunt droning on about being a vegetarian like that arrogant prick McCartney? Oh yeah, and stop banging on about being new, you fucking cunt. Spanky, McCartney did give Heather a leg up. Credit where due and all that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 2, 2017 Report Share Posted June 2, 2017 1 hour ago, Spanky said: The Beatles were a crock of fucking shit, liked only by cunts too stupid to have an opinion themselves. George Harrison was the only good one and even he got stabbed. What else do you like to listen to, Westlife? Michael Buble, or just the sounds of some boring old cunt droning on about being a vegetarian like that arrogant prick McCartney? Oh yeah, and stop banging on about being new, you fucking cunt. McCartney, is the most untalented and arrogant cunt on two legs, and it should have been him that was shot. He is one hateful tight Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 2, 2017 Report Share Posted June 2, 2017 12 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Spanky, McCartney did give Heather a leg up. Credit where due and all that. Ha! But he fucking did... She done OK sponging from the idiot, simply by opening her leg, and he's too much of a prick to have realised. The Cunt makes me vomit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 2, 2017 Report Share Posted June 2, 2017 Fool McCartney, The Muppet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 2, 2017 Report Share Posted June 2, 2017 1 hour ago, Gronda Gronda said: Lol ok. Well, I will respond to that by saying that the Beatles were such an important group, that it doesn't really matter whether or not you like any of their copious number of iconic hits. It's more important to acknowledge that their body of work no doubt influenced the creation of your favourite group. I'm assuming you like One Direction like every other screaming teen girl. Why don't you toddle off back to your bedroom and rub one out all over your One Erection poster. (You might want to consider getting your next one laminated for easy cleaning.) I'll stop banging on about being new as suggested. Good day to you. Pipe down, you new and extremely unfunny cunt, this here is cunts corner, not the 6th form common room, where your "banter" would be considered cutting. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted June 2, 2017 Report Share Posted June 2, 2017 Are Mancunians the new Scousers? Scousers pretend to have grown up round the corner from John Lennon's mum and are totally hung up on grief. Mancunians pretend they grew up round the corner from Ian Brown and are starting to display the same 'it could have been me!' tendencies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted June 2, 2017 Report Share Posted June 2, 2017 5 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Pipe down, you new and extremely unfunny cunt, this here is cunts corner, not the 6th form common room, where your "banter" would be considered cutting. Idiot. Struggled a bit with some of the longer words, did you? I appreciate your feedback. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 2, 2017 Report Share Posted June 2, 2017 Richard Starkey is also a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 2, 2017 Report Share Posted June 2, 2017 2 minutes ago, The Lady Penelope said: Richard Starkey is also a cunt. Yes, and then there's you. Head and shoulders above every cunt in existence, with the obvious exception of Jazz. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 2, 2017 Report Share Posted June 2, 2017 35 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Are Mancunians the new Scousers? Scousers pretend to have grown up round the corner from John Lennon's mum and are totally hung up on grief. Mancunians pretend they grew up round the corner from Ian Brown and are starting to display the same 'it could have been me!' tendencies. Danny boy! Night off campaigning for the SNP? Do me a favour and if you get the chance, take a shite in the sturge's mouth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 2, 2017 Report Share Posted June 2, 2017 51 minutes ago, Gronda Gronda said: Struggled a bit with some of the longer words, did you? I appreciate your feedback. CUNTS CORNER - FEEDBACK SCORE GONAD D GROAN: Negative PRODUCT: Idiot SERVICES: ? PACKAGING & POST: Total Shit TOTAL SCORE: The square root of Jack Shite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted June 2, 2017 Report Share Posted June 2, 2017 3 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: CUNTS CORNER - FEEDBACK SCORE GONAD D GROAN: Negative PRODUCT: Idiot SERVICES: ? PACKAGING & POST: Total Shit TOTAL SCORE: The square root of Jack Shite Haha that's awesome. Very creative. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 2, 2017 Report Share Posted June 2, 2017 3 minutes ago, Gronda Gronda said: Haha that's awesome. Very creative. Yeah, it's absolutely hilarious. Ha, ha, ha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted June 2, 2017 Report Share Posted June 2, 2017 6 minutes ago, Gronda Gronda said: Haha that's awesome. Very creative. Not so long ago you would of been jibjabed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 2, 2017 Report Share Posted June 2, 2017 6 minutes ago, Gronda Gronda said: Haha that's awesome. Very creative. What are you on, with your "HaHa" shit? I only accept cash. Fuck Off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 2, 2017 Report Share Posted June 2, 2017 2 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: What are you on, with your "HaHa" shit? I only accept cash. Fuck Off! Fuck off Jazz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted June 2, 2017 Report Share Posted June 2, 2017 44 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Danny boy! Night off campaigning for the SNP? Do me a favour and if you get the chance, take a shite in the sturge's mouth Not a Nat. Spend three seconds scouting my posting history on here before spouting more shite. Anyway, during these trying times of political turmoil and social uncertainty, it is perhaps best to reflect on the diaphanous lyrics of The Beatles, famed as they are for their cutting observations and caustic wit. Here we had four lads who never minced their words and stayed true to their gritty, working class routes. Here we had four tough men willing to stand up for the little guy. The fitters, the chimney sweeps and the dockers. While others put on sharp suits and adopted upper crust accents, with some British rockers going as far as to have the temerity to move to America, The Beatles stayed loyal to their mother Liverpool, never moving far from their beloved Scotty Road. Head down Mathew Street of a Friday night and you will still find Paul McCartney propping up the bar of his favorite boozer. Hang around and that drummer cunt might turn up and make peace signs. Ordinary guys who never let their fame get to them. Anyway, without further ado, I am he as you are he as you are me And we are all together See how they run like pigs from a gun See how they fly I'm crying Sitting on a corn flake Waiting for the van to come Corporation T-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday Man you've been a naughty boy You let your face grow long I am the egg man They are the egg men I am the walrus Goo goo g'joob Mr. City policeman sitting Pretty little policemen in a row See how they fly like Lucy in the sky See how they run I'm crying I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying Yellow matter custard Dripping from a dead dog's eye Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess Boy, you've been a naughty girl You let your knickers down I am the egg man They are the egg men I am the walrus Goo goo g'joob Sitting in an English garden Waiting for the sun If the sun don't come you get a tan From standing in the English rain I am the egg man (How do you do sir?) They are the egg men (The man maintains a fortune) I am the walrus Goo goo g'joob, goo goo goo g'joob Expert, texpert choking smokers Don't you think the joker laughs at you (Ho ho ho, hee hee hee, hah hah hah) See how they smile like pigs in a sty See how they snide I'm crying Semolina Pilchard Climbing up the Eiffel tower Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allen Poe I am the egg man They are the egg men I am the walrus Goo goo g'joob, goo goo goo g'joob Goo goo g'joob, goo goo goo g'joob, goo goo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted June 2, 2017 Report Share Posted June 2, 2017 38 minutes ago, Snatch said: Not so long ago you would of been jibjabed. Please explain jibjabed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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