Stubby Pecker Posted June 7, 2017 Report Share Posted June 7, 2017 17 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Why not just put Glaswegians in charge of sorting out the terrorist threat? If you could keep them sober long enough I'm sure they'd be very effective. If the massed ranks of ISIS saw a cohort of stumbling, incoherent, pastey grey faced humanoids that smelt of rotting macaroni pies and tennents super they might think it was the zombie apocalypse and blow their brains out. Put them in skirts too to signify the proud highland culture all scotch are descended from and stick the sturge up front, starkers covered in woad a la the Aussie cunt in braveheart and they're routed! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 7, 2017 Report Share Posted June 7, 2017 46 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: If you could keep them sober long enough I'm sure they'd be very effective. If the massed ranks of ISIS saw a cohort of stumbling, incoherent, pastey grey faced humanoids that smelt of rotting macaroni pies and tennents super they might think it was the zombie apocalypse and blow their brains out. Put them in skirts too to signify the proud highland culture all scotch are descended from and stick the sturge up front, starkers covered in woad a la the Aussie cunt in braveheart and they're routed! If that fails we slather Susan Boyle in pig fat and fire her in like a bouncing bomb, while attack helicopters play "I Dreamed A Dream" at 150 decibels. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted June 7, 2017 Report Share Posted June 7, 2017 20 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: If that fails we slather Susan Boyle in pig fat and fire her in like a bouncing bomb, while attack helicopters play "I Dreamed A Dream" at 150 decibels. That's a bit like greasing up a live slug for an allotment assault. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 7, 2017 Report Share Posted June 7, 2017 49 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: If that fails we slather Susan Boyle in pig fat and fire her in like a bouncing bomb, while attack helicopters play "I Dreamed A Dream" at 150 decibels. You may be on, to something or other. A quick blast of "Fight the Good Fight" or perhaps "Onward Christian Soldiers" by the Sally Army, played at maximum decibels through loudspeaker systems outside Mosques, could, at a pinch, drop the Mushies like flies. After all, it has the same affect every Christmas outside shopping centres in Fyfe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Posted June 7, 2017 Report Share Posted June 7, 2017 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: If that fails we slather Susan Boyle in pig fat and fire her in like a bouncing bomb, while attack helicopters play "I Dreamed A Dream" at 150 decibels. Top draw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted June 10, 2017 Report Share Posted June 10, 2017 On 07/06/2017 at 4:16 PM, Admin said: Top draw. I'm sat reading this on an iPad in the shithouse of a holiday inn in Chester... see what my life has been reduced to? You cunts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 10, 2017 Report Share Posted June 10, 2017 5 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: I'm sat reading this on an iPad in the shithouse of a holiday inn in Chester... see what my life has been reduced to? You cunts! You in bed with Lennie Henry? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted June 10, 2017 Report Share Posted June 10, 2017 22 minutes ago, The Lady Penelope said: You in bed with Lennie Henry? I've been married to him for years! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted June 10, 2017 Report Share Posted June 10, 2017 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 10, 2017 Report Share Posted June 10, 2017 8 hours ago, cuntspotter said: I'm sat reading this on an iPad in the shithouse of a holiday inn in Chester... see what my life has been reduced to? You cunts! It could be a lot worse Spotter, it could be me. Fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 12, 2017 Report Share Posted June 12, 2017 On 10/06/2017 at 2:33 PM, Witheredscrote said: It could be a lot worse Spotter, it could be me. Fuck off Or Ape... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted June 19, 2017 Report Share Posted June 19, 2017 religion of peace is marching across London, displaying signs of peace and love, just as you would expect. The police should be stepping in and making arrests, I though enough was enough? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 19, 2017 Report Share Posted June 19, 2017 3 minutes ago, Eddie said: religion of peace is marching across London, displaying signs of peace and love, just as you would expect. The police should be stepping in and making arrests, I though enough was enough? I dunno about releasing the Kraken, but we should seriously consider using swarms of shithouse flies to disburse & dispose of these cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 19, 2017 Report Share Posted June 19, 2017 29 minutes ago, Eddie said: religion of peace is marching across London, displaying signs of peace and love, just as you would expect. The police should be stepping in and making arrests, I though enough was enough? This kind of public display of hatred is perfectly acceptable to police and authorities, and any non Muslim who confronts, challenges or complains about these savages will almost certainly be branded a racist and likely arrested for hate crimes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted June 19, 2017 Report Share Posted June 19, 2017 31 minutes ago, Eddie said: religion of peace is marching across London, displaying signs of peace and love, just as you would expect. The police should be stepping in and making arrests, I though enough was enough? The image was taken 11 years before May's "enough is enough" soundbite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted June 19, 2017 Report Share Posted June 19, 2017 1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said: The image was taken 11 years before May's "enough is enough" soundbite. don't let the truth get in the way of a good story, although Hezbollah flags were on display. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted June 19, 2017 Report Share Posted June 19, 2017 The situation according to the establishment. "Muslim terrorists are not representative of their religion. The attack at Finsbury Park mosque is proof of institutional racism" Glad our leaders are on our side. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 19, 2017 Report Share Posted June 19, 2017 9 minutes ago, Manky said: The situation according to the establishment. "Muslim terrorists are not representative of their religion. The attack at Finsbury Park mosque is proof of institutional racism" Glad our leaders are on our side. Ws that the fragrant Abbott? Since black people cant be racist... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted June 19, 2017 Report Share Posted June 19, 2017 8 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Ws that the fragrant Abbott? Since black people cant be racist... No, I made it up to illustrate a point. Haven't most terrorists been granted 'mental health issues' in order to distance them from the book that in my opinion is the root cause of the problem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Extremecunt Posted June 19, 2017 Report Share Posted June 19, 2017 News just in sadiq khan has just banned the burka in the name of community cohesion. Cheers bud! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 19, 2017 Report Share Posted June 19, 2017 Just now, Manky said: Would she lie to us? I believe the driver was Welsh Mafia. The ones that make you an offer you can't understand. Bubba? Can't understand half the shit he posts.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted June 19, 2017 Report Share Posted June 19, 2017 4 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Bubba? Can't understand half the shit he posts.. I can't understand any of the shit he posts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted September 15, 2017 Report Share Posted September 15, 2017 Looks like the old goat herders are stirring up shit again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted September 15, 2017 Report Share Posted September 15, 2017 An all to common occurence, looks like could of been a lot worse though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted September 15, 2017 Report Share Posted September 15, 2017 Looks like it didn't work to full effect. I said it could be goat herders, but then maybe Mick is a bit upset about things at the moment. Nah, fuck it, I'll have a punt and say it was Mick not Ali. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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