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All the cunts who vote Labour.....will be handing wee Jimmy Cranky the PM,s job by proxy.   It will  possibly be a hung parliament so Corbyn and cranky will get together their seats and form a government, with her wearing the trousers !!!   Not only will she get independence she will fuck us over for all the money she can screw out of England then fuck us down the river in ther brexit negotiations..... what a fucking utter dissaster awaits us on Friday morning.   Tim Fallon and his utter wank pot ideas can go fuck himslef if he think Cranky will listen to a fucking word that cunt says, she will also use his two seats for power.  We think tosser Boris is bad.....wait until Diane fucking Abbot gets her fat useless black ass into power as Home Secretary......she is a complete fucking idiot.  90% of his own party hate the cunt.....do not vote for him.  Vote independent if you have to....don't vote Labour.

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I have partaken in the democratic process this evening. Approx 70% turnout according to the polling station staff. I had a choice of con, lab, lib or ukip.

I wrote the following, in ball point pen, on the ballot paper......

Thank you for reading my ballot paper, but I can't seriously vote for any of these fuckwits. 

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1 hour ago, The Beast said:

I have partaken in the democratic process this evening. Approx 70% turnout according to the polling station staff. I had a choice of con, lab, lib or ukip.

I wrote the following, in ball point pen, on the ballot paper......

Thank you for reading my ballot paper, but I can't seriously vote for any of these fuckwits. 

 Agreed with the exception of ukip

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I voted Labour, so no surprise I suppose. The other parties were an irrelevance, it was down to whether or not you wanted The Maybot with a big unassailable majority, the only reason she called this election. It was nothing to do with Brexit negotiations, the Tory lead in the polls was irresistible.

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38 minutes ago, Eddie said:

 Agreed with the exception of ukip

I was fleetingly considering voting for ukip, but as they are dominated by rather odd purple rinsed tories and have a full blown bin dipper as their leader it simply would have made me an even bigger fucking stupid cunt than what I am already.

Howling Laud Hope is a fully paid-up proper cunt.

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2 hours ago, The Beast said:

I have partaken in the democratic process this evening. Approx 70% turnout according to the polling station staff. I had a choice of con, lab, lib or ukip.

I wrote the following, in ball point pen, on the ballot paper......

Thank you for reading my ballot paper, but I can't seriously vote for any of these fuckwits. 

I didn't even bother to vote...as my MP has a 23,000 majority and is far too tanned for my tastes.  

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1 hour ago, Roadkill said:

I didn't bother to go. I've just decided to act angry about whoever gets voted in so I have an excuse to smash windows.

When Corbyn gets in...use the broken glass to slit your wrists and the small shards of glass as ice in your gin and tonic mixed with domestos.

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Just now, Monumental cunt said:

When Corbyn gets in...use the broken glass to slit your wrists and the small shards of glass as ice in your gin and tonic mixed with domestos.

Fucking hell. I can't help but imagine you saying that in a deadpan voice as you light a smoke and step out into a dark, rainy night, raincoat billowing dramatically behind you. You should write Noir.

"I turned away from that clueless moron, Roadkill and started walking towards my car. He'd be dead with the rest of them by morning, too stupid to realize that him and the other gutter trash would be nothing more than a bloody smear on the foetid underbelly of the country, crushed under the motion of it dragging itself through the shit and piss of modern day politics like a crippled dog with it's spine broken and its back legs limp and useless."

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Don't forget the ticks, or foreign bodies as they're commonly known, on its back greedily sucking the blood of benefits for all their worth.

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7 hours ago, Rick_B said:

I voted Labour, so no surprise I suppose. The other parties were an irrelevance, it was down to whether or not you wanted The Maybot with a big unassailable majority, the only reason she called this election. It was nothing to do with Brexit negotiations, the Tory lead in the polls was irresistible.

You socialist wanker....

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Guest Wizardsleeve
3 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

A hung Parliament. That means we get to hang the lot of the useless fuckers, right?

No, it means the cunts will hang all of us!  Bickering, squabbling, petty partisan obstruction, cottaging and poofery.  Normal everyday politics as usual.  

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9 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said:

No, it means the cunts will hang all of us!  Bickering, squabbling, petty partisan obstruction, cottaging and poofery.  Normal everyday politics as usual.  

Seems the worst enemy to effective politics in this country is politicians themselves. You cunts should have voted RIP (Roadkill Independence Party) and they'd all be writhing in nuclear fire right now along with the rest of the world as we smoke legalized cannabis in fallout shelters specifically restricted to loyal voters and shag our way to a new master race upon which to build the new world after the fallout clears.

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Guest Wizardsleeve
11 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

Seems the worst enemy to effective politics in this country is politicians themselves. You cunts should have voted RIP (Roadkill Independence Party) and they'd all be writhing in nuclear fire right now along with the rest of the world as we smoke legalized cannabis in fallout shelters specifically restricted to loyal voters and shag our way to a new master race upon which to build the new world after the fallout clears.

I actually did.  My wife voted labour, so our votes negated each other!  My punishment was a home made burnt offering from her culinary torture kit.  

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41 minutes ago, Punkape said:

May will be gone in no time.

David Davies will be the new Prime Minister.

Jeremy Corbyn and Dianne Abbot will rekindle their sexual machinations.......

With a bit of luck he will choke to death the next time the rancid fat cunt sits on his weasely face. 

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Guest Wizardsleeve
7 minutes ago, nobgobbler said:

We were fucked before. Now we're double fucked. 

Keep your chin up, dear, we'll get through this!  You may need to get your tits out a few times though.  Good for morale!  

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Yet more government mis-management,and don't kid yourself it would be any different with the other cunt in charge.Nest feathering is all it is about and this silly bint has just had a shit in hers.

I didn't vote because I couldn't bring myself to pick one out of what was on offer.Was there a Mr Bland running for the beige party who's lead manifesto was apathy rules? He'd have got it

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Guest Lady Penelope
1 hour ago, Punkape said:

May will be gone in no time.

David Davies will be the new Prime Minister.

Jeremy Corbyn and Dianne Abbot will rekindle their sexual machinations.......

Edward Timpson was shafted so that is all that matters.

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