Mrs Roops Posted June 11, 2017 Report Share Posted June 11, 2017 1 hour ago, Eddie said: Quote 2 from same thread, as I said banging on.... Apologies, I stand corrected. However I think the phrase "banging on" would be more appropriate where say a delusional punter may repeatedly refer to a non-existent Dorset "holiday home" complete with swimming pool set in extensive manicured lawns. Said punter might also bang on about commuting to and from his rather modest Wendy house to the holiday home in a brand new Mercedes S Class that is, when he is not taking cheap off-peak holidays to far exotic lands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Eddie Posted June 11, 2017 Report Share Posted June 11, 2017 1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said: Apologies, I stand corrected. However I think the phrase "banging on" would be more appropriate where say a delusional punter may repeatedly refer to a non-existent Dorset "holiday home" complete with swimming pool set in extensive manicured lawns. Said punter might also bang on about commuting to and from his rather modest Wendy house to the holiday home in a brand new Mercedes S Class that is, when he is not taking cheap off-peak holidays to far exotic lands. Really? Bit touchy love, calm down and fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted June 11, 2017 Report Share Posted June 11, 2017 11 minutes ago, Eddie said: Really? Bit touchy love, calm down and fuck off. ...he said angrily Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted June 12, 2017 Report Share Posted June 12, 2017 Whose bulshitting about holiday homes n flash cars roops baby? Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted June 14, 2017 Report Share Posted June 14, 2017 On 6/11/2017 at 7:38 PM, Mrs Roops said: ...he said angrily Bollocks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 15, 2017 Report Share Posted June 15, 2017 On 10/06/2017 at 5:34 PM, Witheredscrote said: N.B: None of the above applies to the scrounging, lazy cunt that is Pansyknickers. Are you dead yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted June 15, 2017 Report Share Posted June 15, 2017 Yeah withers baby..eat shit n die le frog plastique cûnt Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King_Cunt Posted June 17, 2017 Report Share Posted June 17, 2017 On 10/06/2017 at 5:30 PM, 'eavensabove said: In this topsy turvy labour intensive slave-driven world of ours, job satisfaction is the name of the game? Perhaps. I cannot imagine those who have to work and hate every minute of it, or even worse, those who do fuck all except for moaning & groaning about what they do and yet still choose to do it. I'm well happy doing what I do, but what about you? Are you for example, nothing but a worthless piece of expendable shite to Your employer or having the life of Old Riley? I fucking hate my job, its shit, and my boss is a cunt.....But, the chap that I work with REALLY fucking hates it, and despises the boss on every level, I kind of think he may be a bit deranged though. He often explains to me, in great detail, what he would do to the boss, and workplace if he won the lottery, from hiring an F-18 (to napalm the place), a challenger tank (to run over the bosses company car), and other stuff...His latest was to drink umpteen pints of Guinness, eat a large portion of curry (and a bag of peanut M&M's??) and take a shit on said bosses desk..I really hope he wins the lottery, at some stage, if anything, shitting on the bosses desk would be good for company morale. I only ever win the Spanish lottery, via email and post, for some reason, whoever keeps entering me for it, many thanks, I'm roughly worth about £77 billion there by my recent calculations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 17, 2017 Report Share Posted June 17, 2017 7 minutes ago, King_Cunt said: I fucking hate my job, its shit, and my boss is a cunt.....But, the chap that I work with REALLY fucking hates it, and despises the boss on every level, I kind of think he may be a bit deranged though. He often explains to me, in great detail, what he would do to the boss, and workplace if he won the lottery, from hiring an F-18 (to napalm the place), a challenger tank (to run over the bosses company car), and other stuff...His latest was to drink umpteen pints of Guinness, eat a large portion of curry (and a bag of peanut M&M's??) and take a shit on said bosses desk..I really hope he wins the lottery, at some stage, if anything, shitting on the bosses desk would be good for company morale. I only ever win the Spanish lottery, via email and post, for some reason, whoever keeps entering me for it, many thanks, I'm roughly worth about £77 billion there by my recent calculations. Funny isn't it, this internet thing, I'm constantly amazed by the number of 'hot Russian women' who send me emails telling me that they're 'waiting for me' every fucking time I visit Pornhub. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King_Cunt Posted June 17, 2017 Report Share Posted June 17, 2017 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Funny isn't it, this internet thing, I'm constantly amazed by the number of 'hot Russian women' who send me emails telling me that they're 'waiting for me' every fucking time I visit Pornhub. I never get any emails off Russian women, especially those fine ones from Nigeria, though I'll be able to buy a few when I retire to Spain.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 17, 2017 Report Share Posted June 17, 2017 20 minutes ago, King_Cunt said: I never get any emails off Russian women, especially those fine ones from Nigeria, though I'll be able to buy a few when I retire to Spain.. Watch out for those Nigerian ones, I worked with a few, years ago, and they've all got some scam going, a nation of conmen. Easier to get on with than the cunts from Ghana though, they're either singing hymns or boring you to death with moralistic religious waffle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 17, 2017 Report Share Posted June 17, 2017 36 minutes ago, King_Cunt said: I never get any emails off Russian women, especially those fine ones from Nigeria, though I'll be able to buy a few when I retire to Spain.. weasel popper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 17, 2017 Report Share Posted June 17, 2017 14 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Watch out for those Nigerian ones, I worked with a few, years ago, and they've all got some scam going, a nation of conmen. Easier to get on with than the cunts from Ghana though, they're either singing hymns or boring you to death with moralistic religious waffle. Reported. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 17, 2017 Report Share Posted June 17, 2017 23 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Watch out for those Nigerian ones, I worked with a few, years ago, and they've all got some scam going, a nation of conmen. Easier to get on with than the cunts from Ghana though, they're either singing hymns or boring you to death with moralistic religious waffle. Wise words Authoritah. A nation almost entirely controlled by yams and their running dogs, the bitter kolas. Rat Party Slogan: TOUGH ON STARCH. TOUGH ON THE CAUSES OF STARCH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 17, 2017 Report Share Posted June 17, 2017 7 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Reported. reported for being a grass monkey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 17, 2017 Report Share Posted June 17, 2017 1 minute ago, ratcum said: reported for being a grass monkey Please don't quote me in future, we have nothing in common. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 17, 2017 Report Share Posted June 17, 2017 1 minute ago, Witheredscrote said: Please don't quote me in future, we have nothing in common. yes we do: I'm future leader of the tuber free world and you're an insignificant veal sucking capitulater. ...actually you're right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 17, 2017 Report Share Posted June 17, 2017 1 hour ago, King_Cunt said: I fucking hate my job, its shit, and my boss is a cunt.....But, the chap that I work with REALLY fucking hates it, and despises the boss on every level, I kind of think he may be a bit deranged though. He often explains to me, in great detail, what he would do to the boss, and workplace if he won the lottery, from hiring an F-18 (to napalm the place), a challenger tank (to run over the bosses company car), and other stuff...His latest was to drink umpteen pints of Guinness, eat a large portion of curry (and a bag of peanut M&M's??) and take a shit on said bosses desk..I really hope he wins the lottery, at some stage, if anything, shitting on the bosses desk would be good for company morale. I only ever win the Spanish lottery, via email and post, for some reason, whoever keeps entering me for it, many thanks, I'm roughly worth about £77 billion there by my recent calculations. Exactly my point, and the sooner you leave that job the better. You're probably (but I personally wouldn't bank on it) worth more to some other cunt, and so ask for your P45 and kiss his ass goodbye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 17, 2017 Report Share Posted June 17, 2017 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Funny isn't it, this internet thing, I'm constantly amazed by the number of 'hot Russian women' who send me emails telling me that they're 'waiting for me' every fucking time I visit Pornhub. You've got to give it to them hybrid Ruskie/Essex birds. Preferably how they like it, up the shitter. If you perchance upon an email from a certain Miss Александра, tell the bitch she gave me Hep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 17, 2017 Report Share Posted June 17, 2017 As it happens, I am totally Job Satisfied today in particular. Sat in me yard under the shade of me Mulberry Bush, festooned with her gusset stained smalls to keep the flies off me Pork Pie, PIMS & Crème de Menthe on the rocks with a White Lightning chaser and I feel like a free spirit, and all whilst the sales come a rollin' in. Death could be worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted June 17, 2017 Report Share Posted June 17, 2017 20 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: As it happens, I am totally Job Satisfied today in particular. Sat in me yard under the shade of me Mulberry Bush, festooned with her gusset stained smalls to keep the flies off me Pork Pie, PIMS & Crème de Menthe on the rocks with a White Lightning chaser and I feel like a free spirit, and all whilst the sales come a rollin' in. Death could be worse. Good lad. It's really fucking warm in the People's Republic of Teesside at the moment. Sat in the garden; on my 3rd 2 pint snakebite and about to light my 2nd joint. Lynnrd fucking Skynyrd on at the moment. Lovely. Hopefully I won't set fire to myself whilst lighting the Barbie* *Barbie - cunting Aussie slang; in this instance definitely not Barbie as in the girl's doll. I'm not sacrificing a Barbie Doll. Well not tonight, anyway. You try finding a virgin on Teesside to sacrifice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 17, 2017 Report Share Posted June 17, 2017 2 minutes ago, Ollyboro said: Good lad. It's really fucking warm in the People's Republic of Teesside at the moment. Sat in the garden; on my 3rd 2 pint snakebite and about to light my 2nd joint. Lynnrd fucking Skynyrd on at the moment. Lovely. Hopefully I won't set fire to myself whilst lighting the Barbie* *Barbie - cunting Aussie slang; in this instance definitely not Barbie as in the girl's doll. I'm not sacrificing a Barbie Doll. Well not tonight, anyway. You try finding a virgin on Teesside to sacrifice. You need to go further afield, like into Redcar, where you can ride a horse like a bare-backed pony from here to kingdom come. I've been banging on the spliffs all day, but listening to some ancient Goldfrapp, coz the birds seem to like it. At my age you have to keep the birds happy. Vultures are a plague here in Ashby de la Zouch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King_Cunt Posted June 17, 2017 Report Share Posted June 17, 2017 12 minutes ago, Ollyboro said: Good lad. It's really fucking warm in the People's Republic of Teesside at the moment. Sat in the garden; on my 3rd 2 pint snakebite and about to light my 2nd joint. Lynnrd fucking Skynyrd on at the moment. Lovely. Hopefully I won't set fire to myself whilst lighting the Barbie* *Barbie - cunting Aussie slang; in this instance definitely not Barbie as in the girl's doll. I'm not sacrificing a Barbie Doll. Well not tonight, anyway. You try finding a virgin on Teesside to sacrifice. It is a glorious sunny day here in Newcastle, I am sat outside in my undergrads, smoking the fine stuff, drinking chilled beer and listening to the maestro Ronnie James Dio. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted June 17, 2017 Report Share Posted June 17, 2017 5 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: You need to go further afield, like into Redcar, where you can ride a horse like a bare-backed pony from here to kingdom come. I've been banging on the spliffs all day, but listening to some ancient Goldfrapp, coz the birds seem to like it. At my age you have to keep the birds happy. Vultures are a plague here in Ashby de la Zouch. Don't get me wrong, Redcar is pretty fucking backward. But the most backward place around here is definitely Bishop Auckland. The name suggests a lovely place, right? Nah. A couple of months ago I had to visit Bishop Fucking Auckland. The first thing I see at the roundabout just outside of the town? A badly maintained horse chained to the middle of the roundabout. The entire place was populated by blokes in their 40's, wearing cheap shellsuits and riding BMX bikes. Seriously. I watched a bloke ,stripped-to-the-waist !! riding an enormous shire horse. He got off, marched the beast to a semi-detached shithole, tied it up to his rickety gate and walked in. It was like Vladimir fucking Putin starring in a John Wayne film - on benefits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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