Guest Alfie Noakes Posted July 6, 2017 Report Share Posted July 6, 2017 12 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Nowadays my ex works privately, though she did a stint at Brighton General Hospital some years ago, in which she worked in A&E. Her most distinct memory was some 'bear' who was admitted at 5am with a glass beer bottle lodged up his rectum. For this reason, despite your private medical insurance, surely the NHS still provides an essential service for your needs. Fuck, that was a long time ago, there hasn't been an a and e there for many decades and you had the misfortune to live in Brighton as well? You have my sympathies, from someone who lives to the west of Brighton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted July 6, 2017 Report Share Posted July 6, 2017 19 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: from someone who lives to the west of Brighton. Is there really a pub in Portsmouth that has been badly damaged by ships on 2 occasions and now needs insurance against ship collisions? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted July 6, 2017 Report Share Posted July 6, 2017 16 minutes ago, Manky said: Is there really a pub in Portsmouth that has been badly damaged by ships on 2 occasions and now needs insurance against ship collisions? I am not that far West of Brighton. Worthing is too far West. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted July 6, 2017 Report Share Posted July 6, 2017 27 minutes ago, Manky said: Is there really a pub in Portsmouth that has been badly damaged by ships on 2 occasions and now needs insurance against ship collisions? There are shops on Lime Street with compo claims against ship collisions at the Pier Head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 6, 2017 Report Share Posted July 6, 2017 1 hour ago, Rick_B said: Probably not, but if you are planning to go to one of those "Leafy Trees" type private hospitals for an operation I suggest you ask them about their procedures in the case of an unexpected emergency occurring first. Many of them are surprisingly ill-equipped to deal with anything unexpected and I've heard of cases where they just dial 999 and wait for an NHS ambulance to turn up. What I pay for with my private health insurance is to jump the queue....... .because I can afford to....... If anything serious crops up I get seen straight away and the same for not so serious concerns. Cunts who have to wait 6 months for a prolapsed arse or droopy dick can fuck off. I pay.....I get seen first. The highly competent but greedy consultants are more than happy with these arrangements. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 6, 2017 Report Share Posted July 6, 2017 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Good job I'm not a nurse then, innit? Isn't it. You stupid NHS faeces removal operative. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 6, 2017 Report Share Posted July 6, 2017 6 minutes ago, Punkape said: Isn't it. You stupid NHS faeces removal operative. lol. Not your best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 6, 2017 Report Share Posted July 6, 2017 On 10/06/2017 at 6:42 PM, Ape said: Oh sorry, I expect the fact that most of your posts lately have referred to me and/or my hobby lead me to assume you were at it again. Fuck off. What on earth is going on Ape? Who makes models and why does Jazz keep mentioning chips? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 6, 2017 Report Share Posted July 6, 2017 1 minute ago, Bill Stickers said: Not your best. You've hardly exceeded expectations since your dismal return from the Stalag. Obscurity is your most attainable target..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 6, 2017 Report Share Posted July 6, 2017 2 minutes ago, Frank said: What on earth is going on Ape? Who makes models and why does Jazz keep mentioning chips? Have you got a dance number lined up for us soon Frank ? Bucket of flids at the ready ! lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 6, 2017 Report Share Posted July 6, 2017 Just now, Punkape said: Have you got a dance number lined up for us soon Frank ? Bucket of flids at the ready ! lol. Sure. Is the Ape a model maker? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted July 6, 2017 Report Share Posted July 6, 2017 23 minutes ago, Punkape said: What I pay for with my private health insurance is to jump the queue....... .because I can afford to....... If anything serious crops up I get seen straight away and the same for not so serious concerns. Cunts who have to wait 6 months for a prolapsed arse or droopy dick can fuck off. I pay.....I get seen first. The highly competent but greedy consultants are more than happy with these arrangements. Fuck off. Of course you are. They will lick your arse if you so wish, whilst they send you for every test and investigation you don't need, to milk the tits off your policy. When they have irradiated you to a fucking crisp and exsanguinated you and still can't cobble together a diagnosis they will lose interest in you. Then it's a case of fuck off lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted July 6, 2017 Report Share Posted July 6, 2017 1 minute ago, Punkape said: Have you got a dance number lined up for us soon Frank ? Bucket of flids at the ready ! lol. You will be first in that bucket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 6, 2017 Report Share Posted July 6, 2017 6 minutes ago, The Beast said: Of course you are. They will lick your arse if you so wish, whilst they send you for every test and investigation you don't need to milk the tits off your policy. When they have irradiated you to a fucking crisp and exsanguinated you and still can't cobble together a diagnosis they will lose interest in you. Then it's a case of fuck off lol. Not really. I play golf with a good number of the key consultants in the area and they have looked after the extended family for generations.I get the best when I want it. The Consultants get into the golf club..... You will queue for a year with dropsy.... lol. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted July 6, 2017 Report Share Posted July 6, 2017 Just now, Punkape said: Not really. I play golf with a good number of the key consultants in the area and they have looked after the extended family for generations.I get the best when I want it. The Consultants get into the golf club..... Fuck off. So they are rimmers then stuff you at golf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 6, 2017 Report Share Posted July 6, 2017 4 minutes ago, The Beast said: So they are rimmers then stuff you at golf. You're too stupid to even realise applying for my golf club would be a waste of life. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 6, 2017 Report Share Posted July 6, 2017 12 minutes ago, Frank said: Sure. Is the Ape a model maker? He make Airfix models of planes then he tries to sell them on eBay....... He is also HIV+ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 6, 2017 Report Share Posted July 6, 2017 Just now, Punkape said: He make Airfix models of planes then he tries to sell them on eBay....... He is also HIV+ Extraordinary. Thanks Punk.. you put Proper straight too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted July 6, 2017 Report Share Posted July 6, 2017 2 minutes ago, Punkape said: Your too stupid to even realise applying for my golf club would be a waste of life. lol. 'You're' not 'your', you ironic, faux-educated, cheek-pounding grammatical oaf. Lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 6, 2017 Report Share Posted July 6, 2017 Just now, Wolfie said: 'You're' not 'your', you ironic, faux-educated, cheek-pounding grammatical oaf. Lol. I'm on I phone and can't see the screen cock breath. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted July 6, 2017 Report Share Posted July 6, 2017 1 minute ago, Punkape said: I'm on I phone and can't see the screen cock breath. Limb jiggling, gangly legged, drooling spastic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted July 6, 2017 Report Share Posted July 6, 2017 5 minutes ago, Punkape said: I'm on I phone and can't see the screen cock breath. Can't you instruct your house servant to do it on your behalf, or doesn't he speak enough English? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted July 6, 2017 Report Share Posted July 6, 2017 9 minutes ago, Punkape said: You're too stupid to even realise applying for my golf club would be a waste of life. lol. 13 minutes ago, Punkape said: Not really. I play golf with a good number of the key consultants in the area and they have looked after the extended family for generations.I get the best when I want it. The Consultants get into the golf club..... You will queue for a year with dropsy.... lol. Fuck off. Well I am not so fucking stupid I need or want to play golf with a bunch of fleecing Cunts. The private medical company I advise for 15 hours per week will cover myself or my family members for up to 1.5 million pounds worth of treatment, not that I have ever used it as I am not a hypochondriac. It also pays a sizeable salary that allows me to afford the luxury of paying for this site to watch complete Cunts like you exaggerate and flaunt their phantom lifestyle. Fuck off. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 6, 2017 Report Share Posted July 6, 2017 4 hours ago, Mingeeta said: Keep talking Punkers, one day you might say something intelligent. Its not going to happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 6, 2017 Report Share Posted July 6, 2017 14 minutes ago, The Beast said: Well I am not so fucking stupid I need or want to play golf with a bunch of fleecing Cunts. The private medical company I advise for 15 hours per week will cover myself or my family members for up to 1.5 million pounds worth of treatment, not that I have ever used it as I am not a hypochondriac. It also pays a sizeable salary that allows me to afford the luxury of paying for this site to watch complete Cunts like you exaggerate and flaunt their phantom lifestyle. Fuck off. 1.5 million wouldn't go too far if you developed complete spasticity.......another reason you wouldn't get into my golf club... Tosser. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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