Guest tight cunt Posted June 12, 2017 Report Share Posted June 12, 2017 14 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: If you want some genuinely helpful advice, avoid using 8 exclamation marks in future posts. It makes you look like an excited puppy, humping everyones' legs and pissing on the carpet. !!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 12, 2017 Report Share Posted June 12, 2017 1 minute ago, tight cunt said: !!!!!!!! I've changed my mind. Try nominating Weetabix. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 12, 2017 Report Share Posted June 12, 2017 1 hour ago, tight cunt said: Well you cunts !!!! this is exactly what I needed today, haven't laughed this much since my gran got her tit caught up in a meat grinder!!!! Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 12, 2017 Report Share Posted June 12, 2017 New Cunt Old Cunt, what does it matter. You're a Tight Cunt, and so you can fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 12, 2017 Report Share Posted June 12, 2017 3 hours ago, tight cunt said: Hello everyone just joined up any advice on the site would be great Good evening and welcome to the corner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 12, 2017 Report Share Posted June 12, 2017 Just now, The Lady Penelope said: Good evening and welcome to the corner Good evening Pen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 12, 2017 Report Share Posted June 12, 2017 5 minutes ago, Ape said: Fuck off. Exactly what I was thinking. He reminds me of that fucking idiot with the Bernard manning avatar who came and posted the most unfunny shite for about 2 weeks and then disappeared. If it is him, I want him dead, if it's not, I want them both dead. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 12, 2017 Report Share Posted June 12, 2017 3 hours ago, tight cunt said: Hello everyone just joined up any advice on the site would be great Take no notice of 'em TC. Just feel free to call anybody a Nonce and you'll be fine. Trust me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tight cunt Posted June 12, 2017 Report Share Posted June 12, 2017 24 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Exactly what I was thinking. He reminds me of that fucking idiot with the Bernard manning avatar who came and posted the most unfunny shite for about 2 weeks and then disappeared. If it is him, I want him dead, if it's not, I want them both dead. Bleach wouldn't get rid of me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 12, 2017 Report Share Posted June 12, 2017 1 hour ago, Snatch said: We do hope you weren't offended when we told you to fuck off. I know they got deleted but we didn't want to hurt your feelings really. I did, the bloke is obviously a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 12, 2017 Report Share Posted June 12, 2017 41 minutes ago, Ape said: Fuck off. You're like the Shakespeare of the corner Ape. That was quite, quite beautiful. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 12, 2017 Report Share Posted June 12, 2017 16 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You're like the Shakespeare of the corner Ape. That was quite, quite beautiful. Verily. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 12, 2017 Report Share Posted June 12, 2017 4 minutes ago, Ape said: Verily. What shite from yonder window breaks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 12, 2017 Report Share Posted June 12, 2017 Withers is a good bloke and will always have some friendly words of advice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted June 12, 2017 Report Share Posted June 12, 2017 Did you vote Tory or Labour you cunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 12, 2017 Report Share Posted June 12, 2017 42 minutes ago, tight cunt said: Bleach wouldn't get rid of me! Well at least try it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 12, 2017 Report Share Posted June 12, 2017 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Well at least try it. He should try Pot. .. Potassium Cyanide that is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted June 12, 2017 Report Share Posted June 12, 2017 51 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: I did, the bloke is obviously a cunt. I was trying to see Rick's side of things. It's bollocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted June 12, 2017 Report Share Posted June 12, 2017 Fuck me there isn't enough venom. This fucker is obviously a veteran cunt so when saying that bleach would not get rid of him there could be a clue there. A flail, battery acid, a pair of gloves, a strimmer and some barbed wire are all this tight cunt should be given. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 12, 2017 Report Share Posted June 12, 2017 9 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Fuck me there isn't enough venom. This fucker is obviously a veteran cunt so when saying that bleach would not get rid of him there could be a clue there. A flail, battery acid, a pair of gloves, a strimmer and some barbed wire are all this tight cunt should be given. Nail gun, seven foot fence post, old tractor tyre and a jerrycan of petrol. Just sayin' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tight cunt Posted June 12, 2017 Report Share Posted June 12, 2017 7 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Fuck me there isn't enough venom. This fucker is obviously a veteran cunt so when saying that bleach would not get rid of him there could be a clue there. A flail, battery acid, a pair of gloves, a strimmer and some barbed wire are all this tight cunt should be given. Death is the final adventure , pair of pliers and a blowtorch could sort it , but I'm to much of a tight cunt to buy them . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted June 12, 2017 Report Share Posted June 12, 2017 6 minutes ago, tight cunt said: Death is the final adventure , pair of pliers and a blowtorch could sort it , but I'm to much of a tight cunt to buy them . It's ok, they'll be supplied free of charge but we're very fussy on the make and model of wood chipper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 12, 2017 Report Share Posted June 12, 2017 15 minutes ago, tight cunt said: Death is the final adventure , pair of pliers and a blowtorch could sort it , but I'm to much of a tight cunt to buy them . Set up a GoFundMe. I've already kindly donated to the half of that Billy Monger lad that is still alive and not kicking. I'm very supportive of noble causes. (Note to mods: he turned 18 in may, I'm allowed to take full advantage of his stupid name now, so fuck off.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 12, 2017 Report Share Posted June 12, 2017 16 minutes ago, tight cunt said: Death is the final adventure , pair of pliers and a blowtorch could sort it , but I'm to much of a tight cunt to buy them . Fuck me, you're obsessed with gangster films, you were referencing Brick Top a while ago and now it's Marcellus Wallace, can we expect Tony Montana later? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 12, 2017 Report Share Posted June 12, 2017 3 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Set up a GoFundMe. I've already kindly donated to the half of that Monger lad that is still alive and not kicking. I'm very supportive of noble causes. But you're a 'people person' RK. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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