Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 17, 2017 Report Share Posted June 17, 2017 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: I don't have a family. But WE are your family! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted June 17, 2017 Report Share Posted June 17, 2017 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: I don't have a family. I'm not fucking surprised. You spend your time caning it at 1:30am - In your own garden. I'd leave if I was them. Or even if I wasn't them. Which I'm not. I think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 17, 2017 Report Share Posted June 17, 2017 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: It's been better since certain people have been fucked off. I think Decs and Quincy should come back, Frank and Bill can stay fucked off though. Punkapes in the slammer again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 17, 2017 Report Share Posted June 17, 2017 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: I think Decs and Quincy should come back, Frank and Bill can stay fucked off though. Punkapes in the slammer again. Here here. What the fuck's Punkers done this time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 17, 2017 Report Share Posted June 17, 2017 Just now, 'eavensabove said: Here here. What the fuck's Punkers done this time? Not sure. Probably told someone that they want to be like Ian Brady and murder kids again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 17, 2017 Report Share Posted June 17, 2017 8 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: But WE are your family! Fucking hell. I need another drink Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 17, 2017 Report Share Posted June 17, 2017 9 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I don't have a family. Get yourself down to Grenfnell Community centre. There's a family or two that would have you, I'm sure Gyps. I mean, you're a carefree spirit and most probably housetrained and all. You could teach them something, and there's bound to be some clothes there to fit you and stuff. It could be a new opening for you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 17, 2017 Report Share Posted June 17, 2017 6 minutes ago, Ollyboro said: I'm not fucking surprised. You spend your time caning it at 1:30am - In your own garden. I'd leave if I was them. Or even if I wasn't them. Which I'm not. I think. In your own garden- I'd cane it in someone else's garden but that's all behind me now. And I ain't going back I tell yah! I ain't going back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 17, 2017 Report Share Posted June 17, 2017 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: In your own garden- I'd cane it in someone else's garden but that's all behind me now. And I ain't going back I tell yah! I ain't going back. Back Garden, Front Garden. There both the same Gyp's when yer pissed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 17, 2017 Report Share Posted June 17, 2017 3 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Back Garden, Front Garden. There both the same Gyp's when yer pissed. My front garden is nice and neatly mown Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 17, 2017 Report Share Posted June 17, 2017 7 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Get yourself down to Grenfnell Community centre. There's a family or two that would have you, I'm sure Gyps. I mean, you're a carefree spirit and most probably housetrained and all. You could teach them something, and there's bound to be some clothes there to fit you and stuff. It could be a new opening for you? Don't need a new opening. I'm happy with the opening I've got, thank you very much Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 17, 2017 Report Share Posted June 17, 2017 5 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: My front garden is nice and neatly mown And you put that stuff on your legs that makes them shiny. See, we remember stuff better than a real family. I'm going to bed, Night Mary Ellen, night John Boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 17, 2017 Report Share Posted June 17, 2017 14 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: And you put that stuff on your legs that makes them shiny. See, we remember stuff better than a real family. I'm going to bed, Night Mary Ellen, night John Boy. Fuck! Roops is on the prowl. I'm off to bed as well. Don't fancy getting a slippering. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 17, 2017 Report Share Posted June 17, 2017 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Fuck! Roops is on the prowl. I'm off to bed as well. Don't fancy getting a slippering. I'd watch that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King_Cunt Posted June 17, 2017 Report Share Posted June 17, 2017 11 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Fuck! Roops is on the prowl. I'm off to bed as well. Don't fancy getting a slippering. I've had a few alcoholic beverages....and kind of fancy my arse reddening off this Roops girl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 17, 2017 Report Share Posted June 17, 2017 19 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Fuck! Roops is on the prowl. I'm off to bed as well. Don't fancy getting a slippering. Sounds kinky! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted June 17, 2017 Report Share Posted June 17, 2017 10 hours ago, Ape said: Any other things we should know about you? Was a distant relative of yours a King of England? Have you done a warm up set for the 'Stones? Were you instrumental in the design of the Apollo spacecraft? Fucks sake Apers,you should know it was The Stones that did the warm up set. How he fits it all in between business,family commitments,saving people from tower blocks and spending 24 hours on here posting absolute bollocks is beyond me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 17, 2017 Report Share Posted June 17, 2017 Exploding Fridges Hmmmmm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 17, 2017 Report Share Posted June 17, 2017 49 minutes ago, The Lady Penelope said: Exploding Fridges Hmmmmm Thirty degrees in London over the weekend. There must be a billion fucking bluebottles in there by now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 17, 2017 Report Share Posted June 17, 2017 58 minutes ago, The Lady Penelope said: Exploding Fridges Hmmmmm Indeed... My daughters friends ex-husband, was a casualty of an exploding fridge and it burnt his entire place out. Lucky for him, he was down the pub at the time, but then again who would believe that from all of the appliances in our kitchens, that fridges and freezers pose the highest threat of self igniting? Less of course you fart upon a naked old-flame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 17, 2017 Report Share Posted June 17, 2017 11 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Allow you? How would they stop you?? Picture of Nicola Sturgeon nailed to the kitchen door Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted June 17, 2017 Report Share Posted June 17, 2017 13 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Indeed... My daughters friends ex-husband, was a casualty of an exploding fridge and it burnt his entire place out. Lucky for him, he was down the pub at the time, but then again who would believe that from all of the appliances in our kitchens, that fridges and freezers pose the highest threat of self igniting? Less of course you fart upon a naked old-flame. Anyone you don't know? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 17, 2017 Report Share Posted June 17, 2017 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Thirty degrees in London over the weekend. There must be a billion fucking bluebottles in there by now. An average day then? London is awash with rancid meat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokey Gingers Posted June 17, 2017 Report Share Posted June 17, 2017 A parachutist jumps out of a plane and hurtles towards Earth. After a bit he pulls the ripcord and nothing happens. He tries again to no avail. Then he tries the emergency chute but still nothing happens. Resigned to his fate he waits for the inevitable. Suddenly as he`s peering down he sees a man coming up. He waited until the man drew level then yelled across " Hey, do you know anything about parachutes?" The man replied " No, do you know anything about gas cookers?" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted June 17, 2017 Report Share Posted June 17, 2017 16 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: My front garden is nice and neatly mown And expertly and continuosly battered? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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