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Just now, Cap'n Cunt said:

Ah, those were the days, when you could become famous by shoving a chocolate bar up your twat.

Then end their careers touting minge washes and cremes to cure the infections created by said illadvised insertions.

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Guest Lady Penelope
5 minutes ago, Cap'n Cunt said:

Ah, those were the days, when you could become famous by shoving a chocolate bar up your twat.

Those were the days my friend, we thought they'd never end.

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4 hours ago, Cap'n Cunt said:

Ah, those were the days, when you could become famous by shoving a chocolate bar up your twat.

I shove chocolate bars up Mrs Baws' twat all the time, and she's never so much as thanked me for it, the fucking cunt.

On a related note, either she's getting looser, or Curly Wurlys are shrinking; perhaps both. 

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19 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

I shove chocolate bars up Mrs Baws' twat all the time, and she's never so much as thanked me for it, the fucking cunt.

On a related note, either she's getting looser, or Curly Wurlys are shrinking; perhaps both. 

You need to top the Curly Wurly or Mars bar with a Cadbury's creme egg, that way you'd get more bang for your buck (or fuck)

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2 hours ago, r-soles said:

You need to top the Curly Wurly or Mars bar with a Cadbury's creme egg, that way you'd get more bang for your buck (or fuck)

Or a four finger Kit Kat.

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3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

I shove chocolate bars up Mrs Baws' twat all the time, and she's never so much as thanked me for it, the fucking cunt.

On a related note, either she's getting looser, or Curly Wurlys are shrinking; perhaps both. 

Try a Toblerone. More effective than a D and C. And tastier.

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2 hours ago, Punkape said:

You fat perverted sod.

Fuck off.

What's the difference between Punkers arsehole and a Kit-Kat?...................you can only get 4 fingers in a Kit-Kat

 

I'm queer all week

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