Earl of Punkape Posted June 19, 2017 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2017 5 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Hi Punkers! How was your stay at the Hilton Cooler this time round? You've actually managed to create a nom worth discussing. Like you, I do have a Panama hat, but it was custom made. It is a bright chartreuse with a brilliant silk violet band, adorned by two pheasant feathers, one bright orange, the other a sea teal. When I walk down the street the local slappers all start working extra hard. Maybe it's the gold and diamond laden walking stick my missus got me on our third anniversary. It gets the attention and respect of the lot. Fuck off LOL You dribbledick. I bet you run a gay sauna in Soho.... lol. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 19, 2017 Report Share Posted June 19, 2017 6 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Hi Punkers! How was your stay at the Hilton Cooler this time round? You've actually managed to create a nom worth discussing. Like you, I do have a Panama hat, but it was custom made. It is a bright chartreuse with a brilliant silk violet band, adorned by two pheasant feathers, one bright orange, the other a sea teal. When I walk down the street the local slappers all start working extra hard. Maybe it's the gold and diamond laden walking stick my missus got me on our third anniversary. It gets the attention and respect of the lot. Fuck off LOL I bet it was. With a head your shape and size it would have to be........... lol, fuck off, and vivre. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 19, 2017 Report Share Posted June 19, 2017 (edited) 6 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Hi Punkers! How was your stay at the Hilton Cooler this time round? You've actually managed to create a nom worth discussing. Like you, I do have a Panama hat, but it was custom made. It is a bright chartreuse with a brilliant silk violet band, adorned by two pheasant feathers, one bright orange, the other a sea teal. When I walk down the street the local slappers all start working extra hard. Maybe it's the gold and diamond laden walking stick my missus got me on our third anniversary. It gets the attention and respect of the lot. Fuck off LOL What ever became of David Crockett, The king of the wild frontier? He may not have got away with wearing feather o' Partridge or down of Eider, but In terms of hat wearers, he was the only one who could pull-off a raccoon without going Ned Kelly. Edited June 19, 2017 by 'eavensabove Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted June 20, 2017 Report Share Posted June 20, 2017 15 hours ago, Punkape said: In hot balmy weather, a gentleman such as myself, often sports a Panama hat. A good Panama is a subtle ruling class code for being "I'm one of you not one of that lot". My hat is from Locks in London, a striking, authentic Panama that has been hand-woven in Ecuador by artisans. The crown is blocked with a signature 'planter crown' and finished with a very smart brown and bronze stripe grosgrain ribbon. The cooling cotton help give the wearer a stamp of authority. Hoi-polloi struggle to deal with anyone in Panama and scuttle off like a pervert caught in the undergrowth. Fuck off. you wear a dustmans hat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 20, 2017 Report Share Posted June 20, 2017 1 hour ago, Gronda Gronda said: you wear a dustmans hat He wears all of his dustmen's clothes, and also his Postman's at the drop of hat. Trash Days are Tranny-Days for Punkers, as he is always head-down & arse-up in a pink wheelie bin, whilst they empty themselves in it. Mind you, his preferable attire for his fetish of arse-gash gnashing, is when dressed in his favourite firemen's relgalia, whilst he's felching "Chippy Winton the Carpenter" and his son "Nibbs" on Camberwick Green, before then getting gang-banged whilst doing the "Trumpton Trot" with: Pugh, Spew, The Barmy Gay Crew, Cuntbert, Dribble & Grub. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted June 20, 2017 Report Share Posted June 20, 2017 13 hours ago, Gronda Gronda said: you wear a dustmans hat He has got some gawd blind me trousers and he lives in a council flat (next to Grenfell Tower)? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted June 20, 2017 Report Share Posted June 20, 2017 I haven't got a hat but I've got a canal. Fuck orf moi land. Oh, I'll get my....Er. ...hat - if I fucking had one. RIP MicroMike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 20, 2017 Report Share Posted June 20, 2017 20 hours ago, Punkape said: In hot balmy weather, a gentleman such as myself, often sports a Panama hat. A good Panama is a subtle ruling class code for being "I'm one of you not one of that lot". My hat is from Locks in London, a striking, authentic Panama that has been hand-woven in Ecuador by artisans. The crown is blocked with a signature 'planter crown' and finished with a very smart brown and bronze stripe grosgrain ribbon. The cooling cotton help give the wearer a stamp of authority. Hoi-polloi struggle to deal with anyone in Panama and scuttle off like a pervert caught in the undergrowth. Fuck off. Do you roll up your panama hat and stick it up you your jacksie when you are not wearing it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 20, 2017 Author Report Share Posted June 20, 2017 4 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: He wears all of his dustmen's clothes, and also his Postman's at the drop of hat. Trash Days are Tranny-Days for Punkers, as he is always head-down & arse-up in a pink wheelie bin, whilst they empty themselves in it. Mind you, his preferable attire for his fetish of arse-gash gnashing, is when dressed in his favourite firemen's relgalia, whilst he's felching "Chippy Winton the Carpenter" and his son "Nibbs" on Camberwick Green, before then getting gang-banged whilst doing the "Trumpton Trot" with: Pugh, Spew, The Barmy Gay Crew, Cuntbert, Dribble & Grub. All you ever post are your gay porn fantasies.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 20, 2017 Report Share Posted June 20, 2017 6 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: He wears all of his dustmen's clothes, and also his Postman's at the drop of hat. Trash Days are Tranny-Days for Punkers, as he is always head-down & arse-up in a pink wheelie bin, whilst they empty themselves in it. Mind you, his preferable attire for his fetish of arse-gash gnashing, is when dressed in his favourite firemen's relgalia, whilst he's felching "Chippy Winton the Carpenter" and his son "Nibbs" on Camberwick Green, before then getting gang-banged whilst doing the "Trumpton Trot" with: Pugh, Spew, The Barmy Gay Crew, Cuntbert, Dribble & Grub. This is on the same level as the cunting through song thread you dominated for so long. Much of my knowledge of depraved arse bandit ways is derived from this and of course the vile shit punkers PMs me in a sick and vain at attempt to queer me up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted June 20, 2017 Report Share Posted June 20, 2017 Panama!!! You fucking pleb. I am in full morning suit and topper in the Royal Enclosure this week and was hoping to shove you in front of the leaders in the Hunt Cup tomorrow in an homage to Emily Davison. Now I realise you will be in (appropriately) the Queen Anne Enclosure in your stupid Panama Hat, so watching you get trampled on by a cavalry charge of Thoroughbred horses is denied me, you shithouse! Will you be in Stewards at Henley next week? 'Cos I'd like to drown the fuck out of you then pin your peanut rat head on the bow buoy (again, appropriately) of the Leander Coxless Pair! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 20, 2017 Author Report Share Posted June 20, 2017 54 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: This is on the same level as the cunting through song thread you dominated for so long. Much of my knowledge of depraved arse bandit ways is derived from this and of course the vile shit punkers PMs me in a sick and vain at attempt to queer me up. I've never PM'd you. You're a lying twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 20, 2017 Author Report Share Posted June 20, 2017 31 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Panama!!! You fucking pleb. I am in full morning suit and topper in the Royal Enclosure this week and was hoping to shove you in front of the leaders in the Hunt Cup tomorrow in an homage to Emily Davison. Now I realise you will be in (appropriately) the Queen Anne Enclosure in your stupid Panama Hat, so watching you get trampled on by a cavalry charge of Thoroughbred horses is denied me, you shithouse! Will you be in Stewards at Henley next week? 'Cos I'd like to drown the fuck out of you then pin your peanut rat head on the bow buoy (again, appropriately) of the Leander Coxless Pair! Actually I'm playing golf this week at a club you wouldn't get into... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 20, 2017 Report Share Posted June 20, 2017 12 hours ago, Punkape said: Is that you ? You fucking wankstain. wrong, a wankstain is what you have just left on your screen. After Winston, your Nigerian pimp, that effeminate androgynous twat is your ideal"man"... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted June 20, 2017 Report Share Posted June 20, 2017 9 minutes ago, Punkape said: Actually I'm playing golf this week at a club you wouldn't get into... Why would you be able to get into this club but not JC? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted June 20, 2017 Report Share Posted June 20, 2017 3 hours ago, Gronda Gronda said: Why would you be able to get into this club but not JC? Because JC wouldn't want to go to a club that spunkers plays golf in. There's no course whatsoever, everyone just goes for a hole in one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted June 20, 2017 Report Share Posted June 20, 2017 50 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Panama!!! You fucking pleb. I am in full morning suit and topper in the Royal Enclosure this week and was hoping to shove you in front of the leaders in the Hunt Cup tomorrow in an homage to Emily Davison. Now I realise you will be in (appropriately) the Queen Anne Enclosure in your stupid Panama Hat, so watching you get trampled on by a cavalry charge of Thoroughbred horses is denied me, you shithouse! Will you be in Stewards at Henley next week? 'Cos I'd like to drown the fuck out of you then pin your peanut rat head on the bow buoy (again, appropriately) of the Leander Coxless Pair! Doubt he will be in Stewards, but it's guaranteed he will get balls deep into someone called Stewart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 20, 2017 Report Share Posted June 20, 2017 3 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: This is on the same level as the cunting through song thread you dominated for so long. Much of my knowledge of depraved arse bandit ways is derived from this and of course the vile shit punkers PMs me in a sick and vain at attempt to queer me up. Oh gawd & hail blimey. You're in deep shite if he's messaging you. Keep your back door bolted and call the police. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 20, 2017 Report Share Posted June 20, 2017 6 hours ago, The Lady Penelope said: Do you roll up your panama hat and stick it up you your jacksie when you are not wearing it? You're getting confused with his Cigar. He can blow rings of smoke from his arse with a Panama. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 20, 2017 Report Share Posted June 20, 2017 I'm seeing more of these cunts with thumbs that bend back a long way. I'd gas their arses to buggery and no mistake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 20, 2017 Report Share Posted June 20, 2017 17 hours ago, Punkape said: You dribbledick. I bet you run a gay sauna in Soho.... lol. Fuck off. Never. I wouldn't consider owning a business in your area. However, dribbledick was actually funny. Good work for a complete mong such as yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted June 20, 2017 Report Share Posted June 20, 2017 9 hours ago, Gronda Gronda said: Why would you be able to get into this club but not JC? Because the club only exists in his mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 20, 2017 Report Share Posted June 20, 2017 7 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: You're getting confused with his Cigar. He can blow rings of smoke from his arse with a Panama. Smoke rings so large they get their own mention on the weather forecast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 20, 2017 Report Share Posted June 20, 2017 18 minutes ago, Snatch said: Because the club only exists in his mind. Punkape seems to be under the deluded impression that anyone who isn't a cum-guzzling cock smoker would want to get into his "club". I can just imagine the joining ceremony, where the new member is invited to drink the yard of spunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted June 20, 2017 Report Share Posted June 20, 2017 27 minutes ago, Ape said: Punkape seems to be under the deluded impression that anyone who isn't a cum-guzzling cock smoker would want to get into his "club". I can just imagine the joining ceremony, where the new member is invited to drink the yard of spunk. I feel quite sick now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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