Neil Posted June 20, 2017 Report Share Posted June 20, 2017 So I've been asked if I'd sponsor a table at a fundraising do for someone's missus who's been given the dreaded grim reaper look.How do I tell him politely that the £150,000 that he's trying to raise to send her to America for a 'revolutionary' silicone bead treatment is a waste of fucking time.Some crackpot quack has told him that it could help prolong her life but the survival rate is zilch.I wouldn't mind so much but the cunt lives in a mortgage free 600k house,if he's that keen to waste money on a conman he can waste his fucking own,not mine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 20, 2017 Report Share Posted June 20, 2017 You heartless cunt, it's only money Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 20, 2017 Report Share Posted June 20, 2017 I don't like the whole crowd funding thing at all in most cases it's just a big circle jerk amongst donators. For example people were complaining that the donations to Billy Monger, some kid no one had really heard about until after his accident, living in relative comfort with his parents earning enough income to fund his racing career, only amounted to about £20 per person. This is obviously a big generalization, seeing as some paid as little as £2 whilst others paid thousands but loads of people in the comments on different sites about it were saying that it was "shameful" that he received so "little". It's also pity money, and I wouldn't like the idea of accepting it when you would be expected to be ever so fucking thankful about it for the rest of your life. You can guarantee if this kid is caught snorting coke or hiring prostitutes in the future the media will go mad about how he's wasting the money that was donated to him. No way it will all be spent on medical costs, he got almost £900,000, so unless he goes for five pairs of gold plated prosthetic legs he's gunna be left with a fuck load of spending money that he better not be caught spending on bad stuff. It's all virtue signalling and moral faggotry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 20, 2017 Report Share Posted June 20, 2017 1 hour ago, Neil said: So I've been asked if I'd sponsor a table at a fundraising do for someone's missus who's been given the dreaded grim reaper look.How do I tell him politely that the £150,000 that he's trying to raise to send her to America for a 'revolutionary' silicone bead treatment is a waste of fucking time.Some crackpot quack has told him that it could help prolong her life but the survival rate is zilch.I wouldn't mind so much but the cunt lives in a mortgage free 600k house,if he's that keen to waste money on a conman he can waste his fucking own,not mine Why do you feel a need to be polite about it? Ask him if you can shag her and bust her starfish a times since she's de facto dead already...if the cunt says no tell him to sell his fucking hovel and plan a proper funeral and to fuck right off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 20, 2017 Report Share Posted June 20, 2017 1 minute ago, Wizardsleeve said: Why do you feel a need to be polite about it? Ask him if you can shag her and bust her starfish a times since she's de facto dead already...if the cunt says no tell him to sell his fucking hovel and plan a proper funeral and to fuck right off. Now this is the kind of post that made CC great. Well done Wiz, I hope a tree falls on you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 20, 2017 Report Share Posted June 20, 2017 Just now, Witheredscrote said: Now this is the kind of post that made CC great. Well done Wiz, I hope a tree falls on you You wake up on the wrong end of a goose today you fowl cunt? See what I did there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted June 20, 2017 Report Share Posted June 20, 2017 In September I'm going to be cycling from Lands End to John O'Groats to raise money for Bowel Cancer UK I'm doing this because I'm a male menopausal sad-sack, but crucially, I was sick to the back teeth of cunts wanting me to sponsor them for nothing short of a big fuck-off doss on their part. Sponsored pub crawls.....sponsored bungee jumps.....sponsored zip-line descents I shit you not. I was seriously expecting 'Sponsored schnoffing the last chocolate chip cookie whilst being orally pleasured by all of Little Mix'. If you don't have to train for it and it doesn't involve pain then FUCK OFF with your pansy sponsorship requests! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted June 20, 2017 Report Share Posted June 20, 2017 I think any charity with a professional Chief Executive should lose charitable status. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Corbynista Posted June 20, 2017 Report Share Posted June 20, 2017 1 hour ago, Neil said: So I've been asked if I'd sponsor a table at a fundraising do for someone's missus who's been given the dreaded grim reaper look.How do I tell him politely that the £150,000 that he's trying to raise to send her to America for a 'revolutionary' silicone bead treatment is a waste of fucking time.Some crackpot quack has told him that it could help prolong her life but the survival rate is zilch.I wouldn't mind so much but the cunt lives in a mortgage free 600k house,if he's that keen to waste money on a conman he can waste his fucking own,not mine Theres a lot of well verified evidence for silicone bead treatment, an ex girlfriend of mine had it done in goa. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 20, 2017 Report Share Posted June 20, 2017 48 minutes ago, Manky said: I think any charity with a professional Chief Executive should lose charitable status. What, like the mods you mean? CC is a charidee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted June 20, 2017 Report Share Posted June 20, 2017 I've got a silicone gun if the cunt changes his mind and decides to euthanase the old bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 20, 2017 Report Share Posted June 20, 2017 You have to laugh about charities. Did we not send millions (in one way or another) to Indonesia, USA, Australia, Iraq, Germany, France, Russia & Wales, and yet who from overseas has sent the Tower lot any so-called charity at their time of need? £100k so far from locals & Brits, and fuck-all from any foreign government. I'd wager that we've already set aid to Portugal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 20, 2017 Report Share Posted June 20, 2017 It's at times like this that I always have a little chuckle about just how awfully fucking stupid Jade Goody was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted June 20, 2017 Report Share Posted June 20, 2017 28 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: You have to laugh about charities. Did we not send millions (in one way or another) to Indonesia, USA, Australia, Iraq, Germany, France, Russia & Wales, and yet who from overseas has sent the Tower lot any so-called charity at their time of need? £100k so far from locals & Brits, and fuck-all from any foreign government. I'd wager that we've already set aid to Portugal. Yeah I always say that, where's the foreign aid when we could do with a dollop of free dosh. But what does make me laugh is the way the media are referring to the tower incident as "The Fire of London". Daft cunts, are they not aware that the actual fire of London wiped out half the city's population? Hardly compares does it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 20, 2017 Report Share Posted June 20, 2017 13 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: Yeah I always say that, where's the foreign aid when we could do with a dollop of free dosh. But what does make me laugh is the way the media are referring to the tower incident as "The Fire of London". Daft cunts, are they not aware that the actual fire of London wiped out half the city's population? Hardly compares does it. The media will milk it dry until the next catastrophe. Anyway, no cunt should have to depend upon charity, and £100k is more of an insult to those who lived and have lost everything. £100k EACH wouldn't even sort things for them, but they should have at least received something from their so-called government. I wonder how many will be refused ESA or Income Support payments or even a fucking 50p Luncheon Voucher, a pair of Nectar Points and 5 Green Shield Stamps... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted June 20, 2017 Report Share Posted June 20, 2017 1 hour ago, nobgobbler said: Fucking hell I'll do the work myself. Pass me the torque wrench. Just because women are good at talking doesn't mean they're good at torqueing. Fuck off. I'll get my MikeD outfit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 20, 2017 Report Share Posted June 20, 2017 1 hour ago, 'eavensabove said: You have to laugh about charities. Did we not send millions (in one way or another) to Indonesia, USA, Australia, Iraq, Germany, France, Russia & Wales, and yet who from overseas has sent the Tower lot any so-called charity at their time of need? £100k so far from locals & Brits, and fuck-all from any foreign government. I'd wager that we've already set aid to Portugal. I hope you are not expecting France to send money. We despise you, and your shiny toilet paper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 20, 2017 Report Share Posted June 20, 2017 4 hours ago, Neil said: So I've been asked if I'd sponsor a table at a fundraising do for someone's missus who's been given the dreaded grim reaper look.How do I tell him politely that the £150,000 that he's trying to raise to send her to America for a 'revolutionary' silicone bead treatment is a waste of fucking time.Some crackpot quack has told him that it could help prolong her life but the survival rate is zilch.I wouldn't mind so much but the cunt lives in a mortgage free 600k house,if he's that keen to waste money on a conman he can waste his fucking own,not mine Well I had the silicone bead treatment back in the eighties. My hair looked beautiful with all those beads in it, and I'm still here so fucking give generously Neil. She'll look lovely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 20, 2017 Report Share Posted June 20, 2017 1 hour ago, nobgobbler said: Yeah I always say that, where's the foreign aid when we could do with a dollop of free dosh. But what does make me laugh is the way the media are referring to the tower incident as "The Fire of London". Daft cunts, are they not aware that the actual fire of London wiped out half the city's population? Hardly compares does it. 6 people died in the fire of London so as there were only 12 people living in London, you are absolutely correct. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 20, 2017 Report Share Posted June 20, 2017 2 hours ago, nobgobbler said: Yeah I always say that, where's the foreign aid when we could do with a dollop of free dosh. But what does make me laugh is the way the media are referring to the tower incident as "The Fire of London". Daft cunts, are they not aware that the actual fire of London wiped out half the city's population? Hardly compares does it. The same as when a few dozen cunts get their sheds flooded here. 300 have recently died in Sri Lanka with 1000s homeless. Maybe the EU could cough up or rehouse them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 20, 2017 Report Share Posted June 20, 2017 7 hours ago, Eddie said: * 5 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: Sponsored pub crawls.....sponsored bungee jumps.....sponsored zip-line descents I shit you not. I was seriously expecting 'Sponsored schnoffing the last chocolate chip cookie whilst being orally pleasured by all of Little Mix'. If you don't have to train for it and it doesn't involve pain then FUCK OFF with your pansy sponsorship requests! I think the Little Mix bit if overdoing that line, if you don't mind me saying, since they're all munters I think it might be a bit of an ordeal... but I'll do it for a fiver... Agreed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted June 20, 2017 Report Share Posted June 20, 2017 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: 6 people died in the fire of London so as there were only 12 people living in London, you are absolutely correct. That's just a story put about by arsonists. And most cunts at that time could hardly read and write, and could only count on their fingers and toes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 20, 2017 Report Share Posted June 20, 2017 58 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: That's just a story put about by arsonists. And most cunts at that time could hardly read and write, and could only count on their fingers and toes. Not ones who had the plague, as their hands and feet fell off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted June 20, 2017 Report Share Posted June 20, 2017 53 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Not ones who had the plague, as their hands and feet fell off They all died of the plague except 12. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 13, 2017 Report Share Posted July 13, 2017 Poor Billy Monger cunt is in hospital again .. on his second comeback circuit of the course he went into a bend too fast and crashed into a pair of stumps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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