Jiggerycock Posted June 17, 2019 Report Share Posted June 17, 2019 On 16/06/2019 at 01:03, Eric Cuntman said: This is what happens when cunts take too many amphetamines and get a bee in their bonnet. Either that or the logical, practical endgame of giving all those monkeys all those typewriters..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 17, 2019 Report Share Posted June 17, 2019 2 hours ago, Dilloss said: My sister is living in luxury off my back. By “In luxury” Do you mean in a skip? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 17, 2019 Report Share Posted June 17, 2019 3 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: Either that or the logical, practical endgame of giving all those monkeys all those typewriters..... How do you think scripts for 'Friends' are written? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted June 17, 2019 Report Share Posted June 17, 2019 41 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: How do you think scripts for 'Friends' are written? Never having seen 'Friends' I'm at something of a loss on this one. At a guess I'd say it was via committee of androids, living in a beige padded cell stuffed with cotton wool, where 'muzak' at a soothing volume is piped in 24 hours a day, lest anything 'gritty' like Matt Monroe or Hermans Hermits permeates to upset the tranquility and compromises the utter marshmellow blandness of their output. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 17, 2019 Report Share Posted June 17, 2019 19 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Never having seen 'Friends' I'm at something of a loss on this one. At a guess I'd say it was via committee of androids, living in a beige padded cell stuffed with cotton wool, where 'muzak' at a soothing volume is piped in 24 hours a day, lest anything 'gritty' like Matt Monroe or Hermans Hermits permeates to upset the tranquility and compromises the utter marshmellow blandness of their output. Well, this is roughly what Friends is: One of them walks on set to furious clapping and whooping from the audience. The character says, in an annoying squeaky voice "Oh hello Pheobe" which is greeted with riotous laughter from the audience. The characters always seem to sit in the exact same chairs in the cafe they always seem to be in. One of the "stars" is Jennifer Aniston which sums up the whole fucking experience. How do I know this? Because my daughter had it on all the time. You'd be forgiven for thinking they were showing the same episode all the time, it's that samey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 17, 2019 Report Share Posted June 17, 2019 11 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Well, this is roughly what Friends is: One of them walks on set to furious clapping and whooping from the audience. The character says, in an annoying squeaky voice "Oh hello Pheobe" which is greeted with riotous laughter from the audience. The characters always seem to sit in the exact same chairs in the cafe they always seem to be in. One of the "stars" is Jennifer Aniston which sums up the whole fucking experience. How do I know this? Because my daughter had it on all the time. You'd be forgiven for thinking they were showing the same episode all the time, it's that samey. I worked with someone who used to bring his casio pocket television into work with him when he was on the afternoon shift. As soon as friends came on he would be crouched down on his desk staring at the three inch screen, and would burst into hysterical laughter every time one of the characters spoke. Although it only ran for about half an hour where would be no work from him for at least an hour as he updated everyone in the office about what had happened . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 17, 2019 Report Share Posted June 17, 2019 34 minutes ago, Glowworm said: I worked with someone who used to bring his casio pocket television into work with him when he was on the afternoon shift. As soon as friends came on he would be crouched down on his desk staring at the three inch screen, and would burst into hysterical laughter every time one of the characters spoke. Although it only ran for about half an hour where would be no work from him for at least an hour as he updated everyone in the office about what had happened . Is that the guy who 'fell' in front of the Euston to Newcastle Express? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 17, 2019 Report Share Posted June 17, 2019 Bearing in mind that trains do not run between Euston and Newcastle the answer had to be yes. Do you have good Neighbours? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted June 17, 2019 Report Share Posted June 17, 2019 1 hour ago, Glowworm said: I worked with someone who used to bring his casio pocket television into work with him when he was on the afternoon shift. As soon as friends came on he would be crouched down on his desk staring at the three inch screen, and would burst into hysterical laughter every time one of the characters spoke. Although it only ran for about half an hour where would be no work from him for at least an hour as he updated everyone in the office about what had happened . Sounds like a right wanky, creepy, thick as shit fucking tosser. So how come you didn’t marry the cunt? Or did you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 17, 2019 Report Share Posted June 17, 2019 58 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Sounds like a right wanky, creepy, thick as shit fucking tosser. So how come you didn’t marry the cunt? Or did you? No it was you .. he later got a job with deliveroo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted June 18, 2019 Report Share Posted June 18, 2019 20 hours ago, Glowworm said: No it was you .. he later got a job with deliveroo. Take care My Lady. I wouldn’t want to see you injure yourself on that razor sharp wit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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