Witheredscrote Posted June 24, 2017 Report Share Posted June 24, 2017 2 hours ago, The Lady Penelope said: There was a story about a methodist parson in neigbouring village back in the 60s who used to regularly have a gathering of children and teenagers around him .. we were told that there was no need to worry about him because he had lost his "whatnot" in an accident when he was a teenager. You stupid old prudish vagina, I thought you meant he had a piece of furniture nicked... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted June 24, 2017 Report Share Posted June 24, 2017 1 hour ago, nobgobbler said: What is it with religion and paedocunts? Time to get rid. They don't have to be religious to be a sick and twisted cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 24, 2017 Report Share Posted June 24, 2017 9 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: You stupid old prudish vagina, I thought you meant he had a piece of furniture nicked... Meat and two veg apparently .. motorcycle accident. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 24, 2017 Report Share Posted June 24, 2017 23 minutes ago, The Lady Penelope said: There is also the issue of normal sexual activity within the catholic church. A elderly lady in Paignton had a DNA test done which found that she was not genetically related to her paternal or maternal cousins. After a lot of inquiries she eventually found that she had been adopted and that her birth parents (long dead of course) were a local nun and a priest .. further inquiries showed that her adopted parents had in fact effectively paid the catholic church £250 to adopt her. Seemingly this practice is or was quite common where nuns had given birth after having it off with a priest. Did anyone ask her whether she would have liked to have been aborted ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 24, 2017 Report Share Posted June 24, 2017 1 minute ago, Punkape said: Did anyone ask her whether she would have liked to have been aborted ? Why would anyone ask her that .. are you fixated with abortions such as yourself? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 24, 2017 Report Share Posted June 24, 2017 1 minute ago, Punkape said: Did anyone ask her whether she would have liked to have been aborted ? Thank God you're back Punkers. Ape has been particularly vile toward me, in your absence. I saw him off quite quickly with a few lols and cretins. He is easily satisfied. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted June 24, 2017 Report Share Posted June 24, 2017 6 minutes ago, Punkape said: Did anyone ask her whether she would have liked to have been aborted ? Fucking shame on you. God won't like you picking on old ladies, say fifty "hail Marys" and whip your bare flesh in self flagellation fifty times. Repent, you are the true sinner, not those "lost ones", who God loves more than you anyway. Suck balls! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted June 24, 2017 Report Share Posted June 24, 2017 (edited) 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: Thank God you're back Punkers. Ape has been particularly vile toward me, in your absence. I saw him off quite quickly with a few lols and cretins. He is easily satisfied. How can anyone be vile towards anyone French? They invented vulgarity, any car produced by Citroen, Peugeot or Renault, the fatty over rated cuisine, Parisians and the Eiffel tower to name a few things. Edited June 24, 2017 by Alfie Noakes put your fucking glasses on you cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 24, 2017 Report Share Posted June 24, 2017 9 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Thank God you're back Punkers. Ape has been particularly vile toward me, in your absence. I saw him off quite quickly with a few lols and cretins. He is easily satisfied. cretin lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 24, 2017 Report Share Posted June 24, 2017 2 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: How can anyone be vile towards anyone French? They invented vulgarity, any car produced by Citroen, Peugeot or Renault, the fatty over rated cuisine, Parisians and the Eiffel tower to name a tew things. Oh dear, you have done it again. In your haste to be nasty toward me, you have made yourself look a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 24, 2017 Report Share Posted June 24, 2017 4 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: How can anyone be vile towards anyone French? They invented vulgarity, any car produced by Citroen, Peugeot or Renault, the fatty over rated cuisine, Parisians and the Eiffel tower to name a tew things. The main thing they'll never be forgiven for is making Jerry Lewis a megastar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 24, 2017 Report Share Posted June 24, 2017 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The main thing they'll never be forgiven for is making Jerry Lewis a megastar. And shielding Roman Polanski. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 24, 2017 Report Share Posted June 24, 2017 4 minutes ago, The Lady Penelope said: And shielding Roman Polanski. A 20th century Roman shield? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 24, 2017 Report Share Posted June 24, 2017 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: A 20th century Roman shield? Yes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted June 24, 2017 Report Share Posted June 24, 2017 41 minutes ago, Snatch said: They don't have to be religious to be a sick and twisted cunt. Don't have to be but it helps; there seems to be a high level of protection for the cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted June 24, 2017 Report Share Posted June 24, 2017 13 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: Don't have to be but it helps; there seems to be a high level of protection for the cunts. Just like the BBC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted June 24, 2017 Report Share Posted June 24, 2017 3 minutes ago, Snatch said: Just like the BBC. Is that Big Black Cock? Punkers will be all over this thread like a rash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted June 24, 2017 Report Share Posted June 24, 2017 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: Oh dear, you have done it again. In your haste to be nasty toward me, you have made yourself look a cunt. I will wear my fucking spectacles before posting next time. Fromage mangeur de singe de capitulation avec les pieds palmés. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted June 24, 2017 Report Share Posted June 24, 2017 1 minute ago, Alfie Noakes said: I will wear my fucking spectacles before posting next time. Fromage mangeur de singe de capitulation avec les pieds palmés. Im guessing thats french for he has a cheesy bellend? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted June 24, 2017 Report Share Posted June 24, 2017 2 minutes ago, Mingeeta said: Im guessing thats french for he has a cheesy bellend? Translation - Cheese eating surrender monkey with webbed feet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted June 24, 2017 Report Share Posted June 24, 2017 2 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Translation - Cheese eating surrender monkey with webbed feet. I was close. Fuck, my french is getting better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted June 24, 2017 Report Share Posted June 24, 2017 Just now, Mingeeta said: I was close. Fuck, my french is getting better. If you type surrender monkey on its own in the English to French google translator it says Mon Dieu! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 24, 2017 Report Share Posted June 24, 2017 2 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: If you type surrender monkey on its own in the English to French google translator it says Mon Dieu! Fucking hell, and you slagged off my Arab semen joke? Anyway, back on topic... The filthy old Bishop of Birmingham Buggered two boys while confirming 'em. As they knelt before God He pulled out his rod And pumped his Episcopal sperm in 'em. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted June 24, 2017 Report Share Posted June 24, 2017 Just now, Cuntybaws said: Fucking hell, and you slagged off my Arab semen joke? Anyway, back on topic... The filthy old Bishop of Birmingham Buggered two boys while confirming 'em. As they knelt before God He pulled out his rod And pumped his Episcopal sperm in 'em. There is nothing in there at all that rhymes with Punkape/Spunkers/Punkers. I'm very disappointed in you baws. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted June 24, 2017 Report Share Posted June 24, 2017 2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Fucking hell, and you slagged off my Arab semen joke? Anyway, back on topic... The filthy old Bishop of Birmingham Buggered two boys while confirming 'em. As they knelt before God He pulled out his rod And pumped his Episcopal sperm in 'em. Try it, it really won't give you surrender monkey (at least that is more current than your eighteenth century joke about camels!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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