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The Turkish government bans the teaching of Darwin's theory of evolution


Guest Alfie Noakes

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Guest Alfie Noakes

President Erdogan has declared that Turkey will be the second country after Saudi Arabia to stop the teaching of the "controversial" theory and raise a more pious generation. Man was made from clay and woman from his rib, that really fuckng makes sense that, but they will teach that as the truth.  

Blind faith will ignore everything even though evolution is going on all around us, the evidence is in front of our eyes, god is invisible (i.e. not there), but the ridiculous, backward, dark age rantings of that schizophrenic, psycopathic, child marrying, war mongering, lying cunt Mohammed are true are they?

Yet again the oldest con trick invented by man wins the day. 

Mustafa Kemal Ataturk (the founder of secular modern Turkey after WW1 must be turning in his grave).

Fuck faith over reality.

Ottoman cunts.

Lets see if admin dare leave this up.

(I am not Islamophobic, I am though, religionophobic, stupidophobic, punkapeophobic and peopleophobic so fuck off and meet your invisible, invented maker you stupid religious cunts)

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Erdogan needs a couple of bullets through the head. He's nothing better than a dictator. He's even banned access to Wikipedia on the Internet, "citing a law that allows it to ban access to websites deemed obscene or a threat to national security. I bet child Pornography is still available the sick cunt". 

://www.google.de/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/world/2017/apr/29/turkey-blocks-wikipedia-under-law-designed-to-protect-national-security

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Ataturk wanted to modernise Turkey and stop it being the "sick man of Europe", he saw that religion and state must be seperate and created a secular state with no one religion having priority over any other. Erdogan is taking them back to the middle ages, such a beautiful country, such a shame.

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22 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said:

President Erdogan has declared that Turkey will be the second country after Saudi Arabia to stop the teaching of the "controversial" theory and raise a more pious generation. Man was made from clay and woman from his rib, that really fuckng makes sense that, but they will teach that as the truth.  

Blind faith will ignore everything even though evolution is going on all around us, the evidence is in front of our eyes, god is invisible (i.e. not there), but the ridculous backward dark age rantings of that schizophrenic, psycopathic, child marrying, war mongering, lying cunt Mohammed are true are they?

Yet again the oldest con trick invented by man wins the day. 

Mustafa Kemal Ataturk (the founder of secular modern Turkey after WW1 must be turning in his grave).

Fuck faith over reality.

Ottoman cunts.

Lets see if admin dare leave this up. (I am not Islamophobic, I am though, religionophobic, stupidophobic, punkapeophobic and peopleophobic so fuck off and meet your invisible, invented maker you cunts)

Those Darwinists are a sneaky bunch of cunts aren't they, skulking around planting dinosaur bones and hiding fossils that they made in their sheds. Not to mention the myth of carbon dating that they lied about to prove that the Earth is hundreds of millions of years old. I mean, it's far more viable that a big pixie sitting on a cloud, made everything in 6 days and the world is only 7 thousand years old, as that is the figure you get if you add up the ages of the prophets who wrote the bible, which is all true and NOT just a pile of fucking bollocks invented to manipulate unintelligent sheep who can't come to terms with the fact that they're going to die at some point.

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11 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

My old mum used to have an Ottoman at the bottom of her bed stuffed full of bed linen, when I was a kid. I used to think 'that's no way to treat a Turk'

I remember when I was a kid my aunt had an ottoman and when I stayed there for the summer holidays I used to hide in it at lights out then climb out covered in sheet and scare the shit out of my cousins. 

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25 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said:

Erdogan is taking them back to the middle ages, such a beautiful country, such a shame.

It's not that beautiful, being full of fucking Turks for one thing. I blame the Crusaders for doing a half-arsed job. 

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8 minutes ago, nobgobbler said:

I remember when I was a kid my aunt had an ottoman and when I stayed there for the summer holidays I used to hide in it at lights out then climb out covered in sheet and scare the shit out of my cousins. 

In a Turkish accent, "covered in sheet", takes on a whole new meaning.

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9 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

It's not that beautiful, being full of fucking Turks for one thing. I blame the Crusaders for doing a half-arsed job. 

Fry's turkish delight is nice in moderation

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1 hour ago, Alfie Noakes said:

President Erdogan has declared that Turkey will be the second country after Saudi Arabia to stop the teaching of the "controversial" theory and raise a more pious generation. Man was made from clay and woman from his rib, that really fuckng makes sense that, but they will teach that as the truth.  

Blind faith will ignore everything even though evolution is going on all around us, the evidence is in front of our eyes, god is invisible (i.e. not there), but the ridculous backward dark age rantings of that schizophrenic, psycopathic, child marrying, war mongering, lying cunt Mohammed are true are they?

Yet again the oldest con trick invented by man wins the day. 

Mustafa Kemal Ataturk (the founder of secular modern Turkey after WW1 must be turning in his grave).

Fuck faith over reality.

Ottoman cunts.

Lets see if admin dare leave this up. (I am not Islamophobic, I am though, religionophobic, stupidophobic, punkapeophobic and peopleophobic so fuck off and meet your invisible, invented maker you cunts)

Why would I not leave this up when you know my views on all things god? 

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1 hour ago, nobgobbler said:

I remember when I was a kid my aunt had an ottoman and when I stayed there for the summer holidays I used to hide in it at lights out then climb out covered in sheet and scare the shit out of my cousins. 

I bet you had loads of laughs when you were 26 years old,

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1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Those Darwinists are a sneaky bunch of cunts aren't they, skulking around planting dinosaur bones and hiding fossils that they made in their sheds. Not to mention the myth of carbon dating that they lied about to prove that the Earth is hundreds of millions of years old. I mean, it's far more viable that a big pixie sitting on a cloud, made everything in 6 days and the world is only 7 thousand years old, as that is the figure you get if you add up the ages of the prophets who wrote the bible, which is all true and NOT just a pile of fucking bollocks invented to manipulate unintelligent sheep who can't come to terms with the fact that they're going to die at some point.

My sarcasm detector just achieved spiritual enlightenment. 

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3 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said:

..Lets see if admin dare leave this up...

This is a device which is oft used in the forlorn hope that it somehow shames/encourages an Admin/Mod to leave a punter's pearl of wisdom alone. The truth is it doesn't make an iota of difference when making editorial decisions. On the contrary, such a statement could be counter productive because it invites closer inspection of a post amongst many especially when time constraints usually lead to speed reading a batch of unread articles...

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1 hour ago, The Beast said:

Why would I not leave this up when you know my views on all things god? 

The sentence about Mohammed might upset a few of the camel herders. I did do a little sketch of him talking to god, but another fatwah against me seemed best avoided.

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34 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said:

This is a device which is oft used in the forlorn hope that it somehow shames/encourages an Admin/Mod to leave a punter's pearl of wisdom alone. The truth is it doesn't make an iota of difference when making editorial decisions. On the contrary, such a statement could be counter productive because it invites closer inspection of a post amongst many especially when time constraints usually lead to speed reading a batch of unread articles...

I wasn't sure if pointing out that Mohammed was as bad as a catholic priest, although he did marry his underage victim, was a step too far for this site.

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1 minute ago, Alfie Noakes said:

I wasn't sure if pointing out that Mohammed was as bad as a catholic priest, although he did marry his underage victim, was a step too far for this site.

Q: Why is the camel known as the ship of the desert?

A: Because it is full of Arab semen.

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Just now, Cuntybaws said:

Q: Why is the camel known as the ship of the desert?

A: Because it is full of Arab semen.

Groan, you have borne the weight of that joke for many decades, do you feel better now?

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39 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said:

This is a device which is oft used in the forlorn hope that it somehow shames/encourages an Admin/Mod to leave a punter's pearl of wisdom alone. The truth is it doesn't make an iota of difference when making editorial decisions. On the contrary, such a statement could be counter productive because it invites closer inspection of a post amongst many especially when time constraints usually lead to speed reading a batch of unread articles...

Is that Admin Speak for "Shut up, you silly bastard"?

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5 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said:

I wasn't sure if pointing out that Mohammed was as bad as a catholic priest, although he did marry his underage victim, was a step too far for this site.

Why would the truth be a step too far for this Site?

How many posts are there about Savile and his mates?

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Turkey is the gateway to Europe for lots of the shit of the world. The fucking place needs nuking 10 times. My prediction is that we will have trouble with Turkey on a large scale. Weren't they trying to foment unrest in Holland and Germany earlier this year?. That Erdogan is dangerous and needs to be stopped via a big red button in HMS Superb.

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