Stubby Pecker Posted June 27, 2017 Report Share Posted June 27, 2017 Why is everyone being so fucking nice to each other? Do we need to ask permission to call one another a cunt these days and then state we weren't offended by said cunt calling us a cunt? It's almost like punters see our mods as humourless twats and we all know this can't be true. Ding obviously wants to avoid the cooler at all costs-maybe decs is waiting for him sharpening one of franks rib bones as a stabbing tool! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 27, 2017 Report Share Posted June 27, 2017 2 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Why is everyone being so fucking nice to each other? Do we need to ask permission to call one another a cunt these days and then state we weren't offended by said cunt calling us a cunt? It's almost like punters see our mods as humourless twats and we all know this can't be true. Ding obviously wants to avoid the cooler at all costs-maybe decs is waiting for him sharpening one of franks rib bones as a stabbing tool! Couldn't give a fuck about the cooler, some people seem to be so thick that they miss the point, and Decs won't be a threat, he'll only have the soft rubber dildo Stickers used to shove up his arse for a weapon.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted June 27, 2017 Report Share Posted June 27, 2017 2 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Why is everyone being so fucking nice to each other? Do we need to ask permission to call one another a cunt these days and then state we weren't offended by said cunt calling us a cunt? It's almost like punters see our mods as humourless twats and we all know this can't be true. Ding obviously wants to avoid the cooler at all costs-maybe decs is waiting for him sharpening one of franks rib bones as a stabbing tool! Fuck off Stubbs, you cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 27, 2017 Report Share Posted June 27, 2017 4 hours ago, nocti said: Fuck off Stubbs, you cunt! I knew I could rely on an utter cunt like you! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted June 29, 2017 Report Share Posted June 29, 2017 On 27/06/2017 at 7:47 AM, Witheredscrote said: The mentally unstable tosser comes on here, and talks like he owns the place. I own you bitch. You are a fucking waste of your mums milk mans sperm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted June 29, 2017 Report Share Posted June 29, 2017 On 27/06/2017 at 10:23 AM, Stubby Pecker said: Why is everyone being so fucking nice to each other? Do we need to ask permission to call one another a cunt these days and then state we weren't offended by said cunt calling us a cunt? It's almost like punters see our mods as humourless twats and we all know this can't be true. Ding obviously wants to avoid the cooler at all costs-maybe decs is waiting for him sharpening one of franks rib bones as a stabbing tool! Mrs Roops is turning this into Mums Net.... it would be a shame to lose you off here for say six months. I'd have no one to call a cunt. Except, Ape, Wankyscrote, Ape, weathered dick, Ape, ohhh and Roops of course. Saying the word cunt on here brings the game into disrepute these days. It's like going in front of the FA every time you write something. Ridiculous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 29, 2017 Report Share Posted June 29, 2017 5 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: Mrs Roops is turning this into Mums Net.... it would be a shame to lose you off here for say six months. I'd have no one to call a cunt. Except, Ape, Wankyscrote, Ape, weathered dick, Ape, ohhh and Roops of course. Saying the word cunt on here brings the game into disrepute these days. It's like going in front of the FA every time you write something. Ridiculous. Change the record you repetitive, whining idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 29, 2017 Report Share Posted June 29, 2017 11 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: Mrs Roops is turning this into Mums Net.... it would be a shame to lose you off here for say six months. I'd have no one to call a cunt. Except, Ape, Wankyscrote, Ape, weathered dick, Ape, ohhh and Roops of course. Saying the word cunt on here brings the game into disrepute these days. It's like going in front of the FA every time you write something. Ridiculous. Please fuck off you tiny brained, noxious, xenophobic shit cunt. The good news is, you're so unbelievably fucking thick you'll be the cooler spooning with pinkape before you can get "Muslim genocide" out of your winnet encrusted lips. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted June 30, 2017 Report Share Posted June 30, 2017 18 hours ago, Ape said: Change the record you repetitive, whining idiot. Record...change the record.....fuck me get with it grandad. That's 3 generations of technology behind. Now go boiled the brass kettle on the coal fire and have a cup of leaf tea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 30, 2017 Report Share Posted June 30, 2017 On 6/27/2017 at 5:23 AM, Stubby Pecker said: Why is everyone being so fucking nice to each other? Do we need to ask permission to call one another a cunt these days and then state we weren't offended by said cunt calling us a cunt? It's almost like punters see our mods as humourless twats and we all know this can't be true. Ding obviously wants to avoid the cooler at all costs-maybe decs is waiting for him sharpening one of franks rib bones as a stabbing tool! Stubbs, there is a difference between "being nice," and raising one's game to a more sophisticated and eloquent form of cunting. Using the language properly to identify the right fucking cunts in this world. There's a smooth fluid motion to a brilliant slating, the language does the work. Of course, smooth flowing liquid motion could also refer to one of judge's post kebab bowel evacuations....fuck it, fuck right off, twat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 30, 2017 Report Share Posted June 30, 2017 4 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: Record...change the record.....fuck me get with it grandad. That's 3 generations of technology behind. Now go boiled the brass kettle on the coal fire and have a cup of leaf tea. OK, to support your diabolically shit comment, please provide me with the "modern equivalent" of this still widely used phrase. Cretin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 30, 2017 Report Share Posted June 30, 2017 4 hours ago, Ape said: OK, to support your diabolically shit comment, please provide me with the "modern equivalent" of this still widely used phrase. Cretin. Crikey......you were up early.... Were you on your way to work at the council refuse department ? ( sanitary waste disposal operative with disability ) lol. Fuck off as well. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 30, 2017 Report Share Posted June 30, 2017 2 hours ago, Punkape said: Crikey......you were up early.... Were you on your way to work at the council refuse department ? ( sanitary waste disposal operative with disability ) lol. Fuck off as well. lol. Yes, getting up early is one of the side effects of having a job and some purpose in life - something a weedy little faggot such as yourself will never understand. lol. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 30, 2017 Report Share Posted June 30, 2017 This is quite a decent nomination withers. Have you been experimenting with drugs to improve your creativity? I'd recommend trying a lengthy period on krokodil next time you're struggling to say something remotely amusing. Lawyers are cunts and so are estate agents, so I imagine lawyers who specialise in property must be the biggest cunts of all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 30, 2017 Report Share Posted June 30, 2017 7 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: This is quite a decent nomination withers. Have you been experimenting with drugs to improve your creativity? I'd recommend trying a lengthy period on krokodil next time you're struggling to say something remotely amusing. Lawyers are cunts and so are estate agents, so I imagine lawyers who specialise in property must be the biggest cunts of all. No. The biggest cunts of all would have to be job centre employees, who are tasked with turning feckless chavs into productive citizens by helping them to find employment. If they were doing their jobs, the only cunts out of work would be themselves, so it's in their interests to completely ignore their mandate and continue to take the money whilst achieving fuck all. Property lawyers are amateur cunts compared to these easy life bastards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 30, 2017 Report Share Posted June 30, 2017 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: No. The biggest cunts of all would have to be job centre employees, who are tasked with turning feckless chavs into productive citizens by helping them to find employment. If they were doing their jobs, the only cunts out of work would be themselves, so it's in their interests to completely ignore their mandate and continue to take the money whilst achieving fuck all. Property lawyers are amateur cunts compared to these easy life bastards. Bill is one of those feckless chavs you talk about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 30, 2017 Report Share Posted June 30, 2017 8 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: No. The biggest cunts of all would have to be job centre employees, who are tasked with turning feckless chavs into productive citizens by helping them to find employment. If they were doing their jobs, the only cunts out of work would be themselves, so it's in their interests to completely ignore their mandate and continue to take the money whilst achieving fuck all. Property lawyers are amateur cunts compared to these easy life bastards. Still bitter that they finally shut off your DSS I see. Are you falling behind on payments for your static caravan? Maybe you can shack up in dings for a bit. lol lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 30, 2017 Report Share Posted June 30, 2017 30 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: This is quite a decent nomination withers. Have you been experimenting with drugs to improve your creativity? I'd recommend trying a lengthy period on krokodil next time you're struggling to say something remotely amusing. Lawyers are cunts and so are estate agents, so I imagine lawyers who specialise in property must be the biggest cunts of all. I've never wanked a horse Billy, but through your ministry I've come closer to understanding what it might be like 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 30, 2017 Report Share Posted June 30, 2017 4 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Still bitter that they finally shut off your DSS I see. Are you falling behind on payments for your static caravan? Maybe you can shack up in dings for a bit. lol lol This is disappointing. I expected better of you than merely turning up back here and running around shitting on the carpet like an excited terrier, using a deeply unimaginitive insult to try and provoke a response. Have you been neutered? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 30, 2017 Report Share Posted June 30, 2017 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: This is disappointing. I expected better of you than merely turning up back here and running around shitting on the carpet like an excited terrier, using a deeply unimaginitive insult to try and provoke a response. Have you been neutered? You are presuming he had some balls in the first place, at least some that didn't belong to Decs or Bubba... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 30, 2017 Report Share Posted June 30, 2017 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: This is disappointing. I expected better of you than merely turning up back here and running around shitting on the carpet like an excited terrier, using a deeply unimaginitive insult to try and provoke a response. Have you been neutered? This is word for word what my Dad said to me when I bummed him for a dare. Uncanny. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 30, 2017 Report Share Posted June 30, 2017 2 minutes ago, ratcum said: This is word for word what my Dad said to me when I bummed him for a dare. Uncanny. I know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 30, 2017 Report Share Posted June 30, 2017 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I know. I love you Dad 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 30, 2017 Report Share Posted June 30, 2017 10 minutes ago, ratcum said: I love you Dad Who's the new avatar son? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 30, 2017 Report Share Posted June 30, 2017 22 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Who's the new avatar son? That Tory cunt who's just resigned his arse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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