southerncunt Posted June 26, 2017 Report Share Posted June 26, 2017 I've met some dumb cunts in my time, but whoever it was who turned up to a crashed petrol tanker with a bucket and figured he couldn't wait to get home to spark up a B+H, or elephant shit rolly or whatever the fuck they smoke in Pakistan, takes the biscuit. Anyone with even rudimentary knowledge or common sense would not go near the fucking accident waiting to happen, let alone spark one up. He no doubt took out the Police who were pleading with the assembly to fuck off out of it, the poor bastards. The theory of evolution throws out the odd rogue, it seems. Chimps probably called this cunt names. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 26, 2017 Report Share Posted June 26, 2017 What made me smile was when the TV reporter said that it was due to being uneducated. So let's recap: they were looting spilt oil because when they set the oil alight, it is a source of heat. Now I can tell you fuck all about sulphuric acid, but I know for a fact I wouldn't add it to my Singapore Sling. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted June 26, 2017 Report Share Posted June 26, 2017 The TV report didn't just make me smile Gyppo .. and I know I shouldn't , but I burst out laughing at that one. There's uneducated and there's fucking half witted shit for brainery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 26, 2017 Report Share Posted June 26, 2017 8 minutes ago, colonelkurtz said: Didn't just make me smile Gyppo .. and I know I shouldn't , but I burst out laughing at that one. There's uneducated and there's fucking half witted shit for brainery. Stop slagging off admin! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 26, 2017 Report Share Posted June 26, 2017 Reminds me of a greek motor mechanic who was taking a look at my fucked up hired DT200R, the cunt was peering into the tank to see if there was anything in there whilest he still had a lit fag in his gob.... Stupid fucking Kleftiko, the fucking tank was full since it was just filled 10 minutes before by him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 26, 2017 Report Share Posted June 26, 2017 11 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Reminds me of a greek motor mechanic who was taking a look at my fucked up hired DT200R, the cunt was peering into the tank to see if there was anything in there whilest he still had a lit fag in his gob.... Stupid fucking Kleftiko, the fucking tank was full since it was just filled 10 minutes before by him. I've actually dropped a lit fag into a petrol tank once, nowt happens, it just hits the liquid and fizzles out. Think it's more of a hazard with near empty tanks that are full of fumes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 26, 2017 Report Share Posted June 26, 2017 1 minute ago, Roadkill said: I've actually dropped a lit fag into a petrol tank once, nowt happens, it just hits the liquid and fizzles out. Think it's more of a hazard with near empty tanks that are full of fumes. That's why I was concered about the cunt with his head over the top, liquid petrol doesn't really ignite, it's the fumes/oxygen mix that ignites... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 26, 2017 Report Share Posted June 26, 2017 2 minutes ago, Roadkill said: I've actually dropped a lit fag into a petrol tank once, nowt happens, it just hits the liquid and fizzles out. Think it's more of a hazard with near empty tanks that are full of fumes. A lit fag? Isn't that Punkers under a street light? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 26, 2017 Report Share Posted June 26, 2017 Just now, Neil said: A lit fag? Isn't that Punkers under a street light? No, that's an illuminated pufter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 26, 2017 Report Share Posted June 26, 2017 22 minutes ago, Roadkill said: I've actually dropped a lit fag into a petrol tank once, nowt happens, it just hits the liquid and fizzles out. Think it's more of a hazard with near empty tanks that are full of fumes. The tip of a cigarette isn't hot enough to ignite petrol which is at fairly low temperature. A naked flame will, or an electrical spark, warm petrol is an entirely different thing though, for the reason you describe, converted to gas it has a much lower flashpoint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 26, 2017 Report Share Posted June 26, 2017 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: The tip of a cigarette isn't hot enough to ignite petrol which is at fairly low temperature. A naked flame will, or an electrical spark, warm petrol is an entirely different thing though, for the reason you describe, converted to gas it has a much lower flashpoint. Fuck me, and people had the temerity to slag off Rick's treatise on polyethylene? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 26, 2017 Report Share Posted June 26, 2017 3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Fuck me, and people had the temerity to slag off Rick's treatise on polyethylene? Yes, but here we get to play with petrol bombs and use Punkers as target practice... complaining now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 26, 2017 Report Share Posted June 26, 2017 38 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Fuck me, and people had the temerity to slag off Rick's treatise on polyethylene? Bit harsh, I didn't try and shoehorn politics into my nutshell dissertation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 26, 2017 Report Share Posted June 26, 2017 24 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Bit harsh, I didn't try and shoehorn politics into my nutshell dissertation. Considering recent events it's probably only a matter of time until gasoline is labelled either racist or islamophobic... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 26, 2017 Report Share Posted June 26, 2017 5 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Considering recent events it's probably only a matter of time until gasoline is labelled either racist or islamophobic... BP shall henceforth be known as MP. Multicultural Petroleum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 26, 2017 Report Share Posted June 26, 2017 6 hours ago, southerncunt said: I've met some dumb cunts in my time, but whoever it was who turned up to a crashed petrol tanker with a bucket and figured he couldn't wait to get home to spark up a B+H, or elephant shit rolly or whatever the fuck they smoke in Pakistan, takes the biscuit. Anyone with even rudimentary knowledge or common sense would not go near the fucking accident waiting to happen, let alone spark one up. He no doubt took out the Police who were pleading with the assembly to fuck off out of it, the poor bastards. The theory of evolution throws out the odd rogue, it seems. Chimps probably called this cunt names. Fuckwittedness of the highest order agreed but was my nom of "Darwin awards, Pakistan style" not good enough for you, you gum boot wearing, golden gaytime licking baaarstard! I'd upload to Kevin bloody Wilson song to express my feelings about your plagiarising but you'd take that as a fucking compliment. I expect nothing less than a full apology. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted June 26, 2017 Report Share Posted June 26, 2017 They do say "Smoking kills". Following this, I'm inclined to think they may be correct. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 26, 2017 Report Share Posted June 26, 2017 I laughed until I pissed myself when I saw it! It's not racist to see nature culling the herd of the stupid and weak. Think I might go see if any footage in on YT yet, and watch it again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted June 26, 2017 Report Share Posted June 26, 2017 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Bit harsh, I didn't try and shoehorn politics into my nutshell dissertation. Is this where we get to call you a twat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 26, 2017 Report Share Posted June 26, 2017 13 minutes ago, Snatch said: Is this where we get to call you a twat? I shall endeavour to cope if you do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted June 26, 2017 Report Share Posted June 26, 2017 17 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I shall endeavour to cope if you do. I'll give it my best shot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted June 26, 2017 Author Report Share Posted June 26, 2017 4 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Fuckwittedness of the highest order agreed but was my nom of "Darwin awards, Pakistan style" not good enough for you, you gum boot wearing, golden gaytime licking baaarstard! I'd upload to Kevin bloody Wilson song to express my feelings about your plagiarising but you'd take that as a fucking compliment. I expect nothing less than a full apology. My apologies, Stubby. This dumb cunt needed 2 noms though. How did you know I wear gumboots? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 26, 2017 Report Share Posted June 26, 2017 9 minutes ago, southerncunt said: My apologies, Stubby. This dumb cunt needed 2 noms though. How did you know I wear gumboots? He's your next door neighbour. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ANNIE OLD CUNT Posted June 27, 2017 Report Share Posted June 27, 2017 16 hours ago, southerncunt said: I've met some dumb cunts in my time, but whoever it was who turned up to a crashed petrol tanker with a bucket and figured he couldn't wait to get home to spark up a B+H, or elephant shit rolly or whatever the fuck they smoke in Pakistan, takes the biscuit. Anyone with even rudimentary knowledge or common sense would not go near the fucking accident waiting to happen, let alone spark one up. He no doubt took out the Police who were pleading with the assembly to fuck off out of it, the poor bastards. The theory of evolution throws out the odd rogue, it seems. Chimps probably called this cunt names. Wouldn't surprise me if the driver was still trapped in the cab.Their such inhumane cunts over there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 27, 2017 Report Share Posted June 27, 2017 7 hours ago, southerncunt said: My apologies, Stubby. This dumb cunt needed 2 noms though. How did you know I wear gumboots? De rigour over there old boy, goats back legs down them to stop the fucker running away. Don't let the goat go! And Eric's right, I do live next door-the cattle station 200 k away, the size of Belgium! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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