southerncunt Posted June 27, 2017 Author Report Share Posted June 27, 2017 2 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: De rigour over there old boy, goats back legs down them to stop the fucker running away. Don't let the goat go! And Eric's right, I do live next door-the cattle station 200 k away, the size of Belgium! The gumboots are for sheep only. No goats. I'm not a fucking raghead! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted June 27, 2017 Report Share Posted June 27, 2017 Have we sent the cunts £5million yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 27, 2017 Report Share Posted June 27, 2017 This is a wicked nom .. they were simply crowd funding petrol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted June 27, 2017 Report Share Posted June 27, 2017 20 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: Have we sent the cunts £5million yet? Probably find there will be a concert on Saturday to help with the fund. I bet a pound CORNERSHOP will headline. A brimful of ashes ( 2017 remix) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 27, 2017 Report Share Posted June 27, 2017 2 hours ago, Mingeeta said: Probably find there will be a concert on Saturday to help with the fund. I bet a pound CORNERSHOP will headline. A brimful of ashes ( 2017 remix) A brimfuel of Asha surely?....Or Abba's Esso ess I'll get me coat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 27, 2017 Report Share Posted June 27, 2017 23 hours ago, southerncunt said: I've met some dumb cunts in my time, but whoever it was who turned up to a crashed petrol tanker with a bucket and figured he couldn't wait to get home to spark up a B+H, or elephant shit rolly or whatever the fuck they smoke in Pakistan, takes the biscuit. Anyone with even rudimentary knowledge or common sense would not go near the fucking accident waiting to happen, let alone spark one up. He no doubt took out the Police who were pleading with the assembly to fuck off out of it, the poor bastards. The theory of evolution throws out the odd rogue, it seems. Chimps probably called this cunt names. And to think that he was only topping-up his Zippo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted June 27, 2017 Report Share Posted June 27, 2017 15 hours ago, ANNIE OLD CUNT said: Wouldn't surprise me if the driver was still trapped in the cab.Their such inhumane cunts over there. So your caps lock isn't fucked after all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 27, 2017 Report Share Posted June 27, 2017 3 minutes ago, Wolfie said: So your caps lock isn't fucked after all. Come on wolf, Decs isn't THAT fucking thick? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 27, 2017 Report Share Posted June 27, 2017 52 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Come on wolf, Decs isn't THAT fucking thick? Punkers Ol' Man always said never to bank on Annie Old Iron, but look where THAT got him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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