Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 30, 2017 Report Share Posted June 30, 2017 This ones worth shagging just for the razor blade.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 30, 2017 Report Share Posted June 30, 2017 2 hours ago, nocti said: This was before my time, but colour me intrigued Bawsy, what was your answer? Also, are we talking back in her heyday, or now? In her heyday I was firmly in the "split her like rotten firewood" camp, and I think I still would today. She will always be a punk legend, and punk legends can have it in any hole they like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 30, 2017 Report Share Posted June 30, 2017 1 hour ago, Jiggerycock said: Let's take a ride down the 'Female Punk Rockers I'd Like To Have Shagged (subsection: In their heydays) turnpike Debbie Harry (Obviously) Ari Up Eve LibertineSiouxsie Sioux Beki Bondage ..... ..... (fresh air) Poly Styrene If you've any copies of NME you'll see me with her & Budgie on the front page circa 1980s. There's a challenge for Baws. Danielle Dax - half punk - half horny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 30, 2017 Report Share Posted June 30, 2017 1 hour ago, 'eavensabove said: If you've any copies of NME you'll see me with her & Budgie on the front page circa 1980s. There's a challenge for Baws. They seem to have cropped you out of my favourite cover. Your face and Siouxsie's arse? ETA: fucking iPhone won't upload the link. April 17, 1982 - you know the one I mean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 30, 2017 Report Share Posted June 30, 2017 10 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: They seem to have cropped you out of my favourite cover. Your face and Siouxsie's arse? ETA: fucking iPhone won't upload the link. April 17, 1982 - you know the one I mean. You're getting warmer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 30, 2017 Report Share Posted June 30, 2017 29 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: They seem to have cropped you out of my favourite cover. Your face and Siouxsie's arse? ETA: fucking iPhone won't upload the link. April 17, 1982 - you know the one I mean. Your getting colder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted June 30, 2017 Report Share Posted June 30, 2017 9 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: Jesus fucking Christ. An ellipsis is not a substitute for a paragraph break, and shit is not a substitute for brains. If you watch too much rolling news you end up like Snatch, perpetually in fear that a homosexual immigrant jihadi is going to enforce sharia law on his council house, dress him in a burka and make him suck sweaty Arab balls. Is that what happened to Ape? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted June 30, 2017 Report Share Posted June 30, 2017 11 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I thought Noddy Holder was the only thing of outstanding natural beauty in Wolverhampton The Lickey Hills aren't too bad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted June 30, 2017 Report Share Posted June 30, 2017 15 hours ago, nobgobbler said: I'd normally offer a short version of such a long comment, however on this occasion you've got me beat. Baws? I thank you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted June 30, 2017 Report Share Posted June 30, 2017 17 hours ago, Snatch said: All of that will be second rate news if Beckham had a shit in his toilet, in the privacy of his own home with the door shut. Right...let's pack this outside broadcast up and dash round to the Beckhams.... I've just heard he's had a shit on the toilet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted June 30, 2017 Report Share Posted June 30, 2017 Rolling News, Rolling Brews. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted July 1, 2017 Report Share Posted July 1, 2017 9 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: Right...let's pack this outside broadcast up and dash round to the Beckhams.... I've just heard he's had a shit on the toilet. The fucking lying media cunts are at it again, he's still using a baby's potty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 1, 2017 Report Share Posted July 1, 2017 10 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: The Lickey Hills aren't too bad I went "up the Lickey on Tuesday" and "down the Lickey" on Friday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 1, 2017 Report Share Posted July 1, 2017 2 hours ago, The Lady Penelope said: I went "up the Lickey on Tuesday" and "down the Lickey" on Friday. Punkers went up the Hudson. Does that count? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 1, 2017 Report Share Posted July 1, 2017 8 hours ago, nobgobbler said: The fucking lying media cunts are at it again, he's still using a baby's potty. Funniest bit I remember about the beckhams was that interview on Ali G.. Ali : So how's your boy? Is he stringing full sentences together yet? Posh : Yes, he's doing great, thanks Ali : And Brooklyn? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted July 3, 2017 Report Share Posted July 3, 2017 On 30/06/2017 at 4:05 PM, Jiggerycock said: Let's take a ride down the 'Female Punk Rockers I'd Like To Have Shagged (subsection: In their heydays) turnpike Debbie Harry (Obviously) Ari Up Eve Libertine Siouxsie Sioux Beki Bondage ..... ..... (fresh air) Poly Styrene In her heyday, Gaye Advert was stunning. Unfortunately, she is now a magnolia-toothed council worker and therefore, I would very definitely wish her dead. I spoke to Ari fleetingly about a year before she died. I'd have still given her the good news and she fucking knew it. Her trousers mysteriously fell off on stage shortly thereafter, followed by the elastic in her under-cludgers. I'd post a picture of Ms Advert, but it won't bastard let me. Crass were really hippies that were attached to the punk movement, but yes, I'd have fucked the shit out of Eve Libertine too. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted July 3, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 3, 2017 7 hours ago, Rev said: In her heyday, Gaye Advert was stunning. Unfortunately, she is now a magnolia-toothed council worker and therefore, I would very definitely wish her dead. I spoke to Ari fleetingly about a year before she died. I'd have still given her the good news and she fucking knew it. Her trousers mysteriously fell off on stage shortly thereafter, followed by the elastic in her under-cludgers. I'd post a picture of Ms Advert, but it won't bastard let me. Crass were really hippies that were attached to the punk movement, but yes, I'd have fucked the shit out of Eve Libertine too. ...what, even after 'Penis Envy - The Album'? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted July 3, 2017 Report Share Posted July 3, 2017 1 hour ago, Jiggerycock said: ...what, even after 'Penis Envy - The Album'? I liked Poison in a Pretty Pill. Apart from showcasing Penny Rimbaud's quite astonishingly shite quasi-militaristic drumming, it was probably Eve's high point in Crass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted July 8, 2017 Report Share Posted July 8, 2017 On 30/06/2017 at 8:45 AM, Cuntybaws said: I heartily recommend you listen to "Cast of Thousands" by The Adverts. Just one choice snippet below: "Political intrigue, hospital cases, British weapons to foreign places, Earthquake, flood, bodies in the mud, Poison clouds, a cast of thousands." So true Same sequence of shit trolled out every night on the news ..... I don't watch it anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted July 8, 2017 Report Share Posted July 8, 2017 On 30/06/2017 at 4:11 PM, Stubby Pecker said: You must understand billy boy, MC is thicker than 10 very thick planks of wood nailed together, which is incidentally what I'd like to do to him: nail him to a plank, shortly before a nice bonfire. However, he's got the brains of a rocket scientist when compared to welsh_cunt. You two should get on well, you'll have much to discuss. Thanks SP..... I'm totally humbled to hear you say I have a higher intelligence and education that is superior to any Welsh cunt. Thank you . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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