Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 3, 2017 Report Share Posted July 3, 2017 They are hmmmm. http://news.sky.com/story/brooklyn-beckham-mocked-for-terrible-pictures-in-new-photography-book-10931154 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted July 3, 2017 Report Share Posted July 3, 2017 The media reaction is , let's be honest , completely predictable. But then again , yes , they are shit pictures . But then again again has anyone seen Jerry Halls photos of Murdochs' cock. You can bet Sky news won't be making a fuss over them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 3, 2017 Report Share Posted July 3, 2017 55 minutes ago, The Lady Penelope said: They are hmmmm. http://news.sky.com/story/brooklyn-beckham-mocked-for-terrible-pictures-in-new-photography-book-10931154 How about some photos of your punters from your blackmail stash luv ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokey Gingers Posted July 3, 2017 Report Share Posted July 3, 2017 Family friend Elton has commissioned him to do a few portraits of the family John. A maritime theme apparently with young Beckham spending most of the shoot wedged in a barrel. In keeping with the theme of his book Reg told him to bring an old Nokia 3310 for the snaps and , bizarrely, a funnel ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 3, 2017 Report Share Posted July 3, 2017 "What I See" by Brooklyn Beckham. That'll be a talentless floppy-haired cunt then. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted July 3, 2017 Report Share Posted July 3, 2017 41 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: "What I See" by Brooklyn Beckham. That'll be a talentless floppy-haired cunt then. The reviews for this on Amazon are worth a gander. As spoilt as they may be, in a way these kids are (hopefully) in for a fucking rough ride. When I was bored as a kid, I'd have to go and call for a mate, play a shit game, or wank my knackers flat. These cunts will bring a book out, get photographed on lavish holidays, or probably go off the rails on drink/drug benders. At least everything I did wasn't out in the public eye, unless you count the couple of times that the aforementioned wanking took place in the park. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted July 3, 2017 Report Share Posted July 3, 2017 There's an obvious irony about his 'chosen' career path – with both his parents (especially his beautiful and talented mother) and his parents' friends having such a chequered history with the paparazzi. Still, let's hope the fame and money he works diligently to earn doesn't go to his head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted July 3, 2017 Report Share Posted July 3, 2017 They are awful though considering the bin lorries of money that was thrown at this escapade Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted July 3, 2017 Report Share Posted July 3, 2017 22 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: They are awful though considering the bin lorries of money that was thrown at this escapade Panzerknacker Oh, they're a fucking pile of shit, absolutely. That's the beauty of nepotism Panzer, my strange little bastard. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 3, 2017 Report Share Posted July 3, 2017 1 hour ago, nocti said: Oh, they're a fucking pile of shit, absolutely. That's the beauty of nepotism Panzer, my strange little bastard. Is there any career that a spoilt, celeb brat cannot embark upon, should they wake up and decide that's what they want to do? Let's sit back and wait for an announcement from Katie Price, "my Harvey's gonna be a bwain surgeon! He'll be well good at it." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 3, 2017 Report Share Posted July 3, 2017 5 hours ago, Wolfie said: There's an obvious irony about his 'chosen' career path – with both his parents (especially his beautiful and talented mother) and his parents' friends having such a chequered history with the paparazzi. Still, let's hope the fame and money he works diligently to earn doesn't go to his head. Unless he decides to take up handgunning, then one posh round to the head will be delightful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 3, 2017 Report Share Posted July 3, 2017 1 minute ago, Wizardsleeve said: Unless he decides to take up handgunning, then one posh round to the head will be delightful. And you are the very man to point him in the right direction when it comes to choosing a weapon, your vast knowledge of converted back facing suicide pistols was always going to come in handy one day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 3, 2017 Report Share Posted July 3, 2017 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: And you are the very man to point him in the right direction when it comes to choosing a weapon, your vast knowledge of converted back facing suicide pistols was always going to come in handy one day. I'm accepting bids from gun makers to manufacture a backward facing 12 bore hand gun. Kurt Cobain was a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted July 3, 2017 Report Share Posted July 3, 2017 The kid has no talent and no skill. The only thing kids like him will learn is how to live off their parents mioney. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 3, 2017 Report Share Posted July 3, 2017 Just now, Wizardsleeve said: I'm accepting bids from gun makers to manufacture a backward facing 12 bore hand gun. Kurt Cobain was a cunt. It's a common problem Wiz, many cunts with a full length shotgun are unable to reach the trigger when the barrel is in the mouth, if the cunt doesn't have a quality hacksaw to shorten it with, I would recommend removing the trigger guard to allow 'big toe operation'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 3, 2017 Report Share Posted July 3, 2017 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: It's a common problem Wiz, many cunts with a full length shotgun are unable to reach the trigger when the barrel is in the mouth, if the cunt doesn't have a quality hacksaw to shorten it with, I would recommend removing the trigger guard to allow 'big toe operation'. We're talking about a Beckham here. The mong cunt can't even manage to walk and breathe at the same time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 3, 2017 Report Share Posted July 3, 2017 12 hours ago, Punkape said: How about some photos of your punters from your blackmail stash luv ? Is there any reason why they have not turned your life-support off? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 3, 2017 Report Share Posted July 3, 2017 1 minute ago, The Lady Penelope said: Is there any reason why they have not turned your life-support off? I believe Ding was on the Ethics Committee and ruled against it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 3, 2017 Report Share Posted July 3, 2017 8 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: I believe Ding was on the Ethics Committee and ruled against it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 3, 2017 Report Share Posted July 3, 2017 19 minutes ago, The Lady Penelope said: Is there any reason why they have not turned your life-support off? How much do you charge for extras ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 3, 2017 Report Share Posted July 3, 2017 Just now, Punkape said: How much do you charge for extras ? More than you can afford cretin lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted July 4, 2017 Report Share Posted July 4, 2017 20 hours ago, The Lady Penelope said: They are hmmmm. http://news.sky.com/story/brooklyn-beckham-mocked-for-terrible-pictures-in-new-photography-book-10931154 One could argue that it's the work of a young lad learning his trade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 4, 2017 Report Share Posted July 4, 2017 58 minutes ago, Gronda Gronda said: One could argue that it's the work of a young lad learning his trade. Perhaps he should have finished learning his trade before publishing his little book? Being rich doesn't automatically make a person good at something. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted July 4, 2017 Report Share Posted July 4, 2017 21 minutes ago, Ape said: Perhaps he should have finished learning his trade before publishing his little book? Being rich doesn't automatically make a person good at something. Oh I don't know, he's pretty good at being a spoilt little up his own arse cunt. Just like his parents. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted July 4, 2017 Report Share Posted July 4, 2017 19 minutes ago, Ape said: Perhaps he should have finished learning his trade before publishing his little book? Being rich doesn't automatically make a person good at something. You make a good point. Would it be fair to say that you respect him a little for not trying to follow in either parents footsteps? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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