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Brooklyn Beckham's Photography "Skills".


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8 hours ago, Gronda Gronda said:

One could argue that it's the work of a young lad learning his trade.

One could argue that you're a cunt but it would be a very one-sided argument.

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19 hours ago, Snatch said:

The kid has no talent and no skill. The only thing kids like him will learn is how to live off their parents mioney.

He'll live off his own money because daft cunts will throw fucking fortunes at him and his cartoon family.  Just to mention, his dad's aftershave has been excellent keeping snails off my fuschias 

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6 hours ago, Cap'n Cunt said:

If I was him I'd be hiding in the wardrobe waiting to get a candid shot of David's spunk dribbling out of Posh's mouth. Or perhaps her arse. The Daily Mail would pay a tidy sum for that, I spect.

They'd pay more if he could catch it dribbling from the housekeepers mouth.

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On 03/07/2017 at 2:06 PM, Wolfie said:

There's an obvious irony about his 'chosen' career path – with both his parents (especially his beautiful and talented mother) and his parents' friends having such a chequered history with the paparazzi. Still, let's hope the fame and money he works diligently to earn doesn't go to his head.

via his nose?

 

10 hours ago, Gronda Gronda said:

One could argue that it's the work of a young lad learning his trade.

No you fucking couldn't, he's learning nothing but how to name drop daddy to get anything... 3 blokes I work with are miles better photographers than him and one only uses his phone, fuck it, I bet half the plebs on here could do a better job of that book given his money.

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12 hours ago, Gronda Gronda said:

One could argue that it's the work of a young lad learning his trade.

Either 1) you're a troll, or 2) an incredibly boring cunt. I suspect the latter, which suggests you're slowly morphing into a wet version of Rick which, before your appearance on this site, didn't quite seem possible.  

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1 hour ago, DingTheRioja said:

No you fucking couldn't, he's learning nothing but how to name drop daddy to get anything... 3 blokes I work with are miles better photographers than him and one only uses his phone, fuck it, I bet half the plebs on here could do a better job of that book given his money.

Are local council binmen nowadays being instructed to take photos of potential road obstructions? 

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Guest DingTheRioja
1 minute ago, Wolfie said:

Are local council binmen nowadays being instructed to take photos of potential road obstructions? 

Dunno, ask your boss.

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Guest Snatch
2 hours ago, Wolfie said:

Are local council binmen nowadays being instructed to take photos of potential road obstructions? 

If they are it would be more interesting than the Beckham shite.

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On 7/3/2017 at 12:51 PM, Cuntybaws said:

"What I See" by Brooklyn Beckham.

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That'll be a talentless floppy-haired cunt then.

I'm surprised the cunt sees anything, through his rose coloured, entitled, designer sunglasses.

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On 7/4/2017 at 6:47 AM, Gronda Gronda said:

Would it be fair to say that you respect him a little for not trying to follow in either parents footsteps?

He did try it, he doesn't look that good in a thong.

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On Monday, July 03, 2017 at 1:41 PM, nocti said:

At least everything I did wasn't out in the public eye, unless you count the couple of times that the aforementioned wanking took place in the park.

Took?...surely you mean takes.

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Guest Drew P Pissflaps
2 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said:

Stella McCartney's shoes spring to mind:

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They look perfect for MikeD or that other miniscule lilliputlian, Tom Cruise

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1 hour ago, Drew P Pissflaps said:

They look perfect for MikeD or that other miniscule lilliputlian, Tom Cruise

They?  They're probably soled in singles, and not in pairs. if her tight-fisted old man has anything to do with it.  

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Guest Drew P Pissflaps
8 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said:

They?  They're probably soled in singles, and not in pairs. if her tight-fisted old man has anything to do with it.  

I wooden 't know what you're implying with that comment.

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