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1 hour ago, southerncunt said:

The rest of them can stay as manufactured as far as I am concerned. Elegantly quaffed...

I suspect you actually meant "coiffed" but even if so this is still a wonderful example of accidental genius.

Down in one...

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3 hours ago, ratcum said:

I wouldn't be too sure CB. There's some pretty foxy looking bats out there you know. The Indian flying fox to name but all of them

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

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3 hours ago, Witheredscrote said:

Peddle your filth elsewhere, you cunt

Thanks, Withers. I'm not surprised you've jumped to Roops' defence, especially as you've already disclosed your admiration for hairy French cunts – something I imagine you see first thing each morning when you catch a glimpse of your reflection.

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2 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

Porn sites. At the time it made sense to keep the handle. As I said before, The Corner was previously a different animal. Nowadays we sometimes get someone jumping up and down like a needy toddler announcing their scoop with "look wot I found" only for the person to deflate when it was pointed out I used to freely publish the links and images in the first place. Still, its' one way of identifying people whose feathers were so ruffled that they spent hours trawling Google for revenge material.

Judging by your comments above and below, it's not my feathers that've been ruffled! You don't have to explain away your obvious embarrassment to me, honestly. Your history and ongoing association with internet porn doesn't bother me in the least, though I have to say I'm a little surprised you chose to drum up extra income in such a manner. 'Hours trawling Google?' Your pussy acrobatics, for want of a better phrase, came quite easily.

Thanks for the advice, too, vis-à-vis your guidance on how I may get involved with such things to generate extra income. I will consider it should my current well-paid job cease and lead me to such embarrassing depths.

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10 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

Thanks, Withers. I'm not surprised you've jumped to Roops' defence, especially as you've already disclosed your admiration for hairy French cunts – something I imagine you see first thing each morning when you catch a glimpse of your reflection.

All very true,   but I am still a free spirit, and not Bill Stickers.

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7 hours ago, Witheredscrote said:

So now the kids of today want the perfect minge, and as young as 9 years of age are seeking the help of Adolescent Gynaecologists because they are unhappy with the shape and size of their pissflaps. Most are comparing their genitalia with the 'perfect' girls on porn sites!!. Others are seeking help to have their pubic hair follicles removed. What a sad indictment of modern British society. Thank God I reside in France, I like a hairy. This would be the perfect time for Roops to put up another pic of her growler, so that these stupid kids can see they have nothing to worry about.

What happened to feathered, you fickle cunt?  

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5 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

 however I append below a representation of my lady parts for the sake of openness...

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From what I've seen that's just a representation of your arsehole.

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1 hour ago, Wolfie said:

Judging by your comments above and below, it's not my feathers that've been ruffled! You don't have to explain away your obvious embarrassment to me, honestly. Your history and ongoing association with internet porn doesn't bother me in the least, though I have to say I'm a little surprised you chose to drum up extra income in such a manner. 'Hours trawling Google?' Your pussy acrobatics, for want of a better phrase, came quite easily.

Thanks for the advice, too, vis-à-vis your guidance on how I may get involved with such things to generate extra income. I will consider it should my current well-paid job cease and lead me to such embarrassing depths.

Well, its interesting that you thought that aspect of my post referred to you. What did I say that alluded you to being easily triggered? As it happens I have nothing to be embarrassed about so put aside the selective Mr Moral Majority attitude which you use whenever it suits you. Before you protest, your misogynistic and objectifying of women with a predilection to older women is a matter of record on another site. The "extra income" from posting porn-site teaser pages was easy money for the very little time and effort expended and dovetailed nicely when I put my career on hold for two years after childbirth working, from home doing freelance research work and completing studies for postgrad qualifications.

I'm pleased for you that you consider yourself "well paid", clearly a relative term since it was clear you've never seen a dishwasher and that you drive a Berlingo.

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1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said:

A merkin on a goose is the only logical outcome 

That's a bit of a disturbing image, Stubbers!!  Funny, yet disturbing.  

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2 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

Well, its interesting that you thought that aspect of my post referred to you. What did I say that alluded you to being easily triggered? As it happens I have nothing to be embarrassed about so put aside the selective Mr Moral Majority attitude which you use whenever it suits you. Before you protest, your misogynistic and objectifying of women with a predilection to older women is a matter of record on another site. The "extra income" from posting porn-site teaser pages was easy money for the very little time and effort expended and dovetailed nicely when I put my career on hold for two years after childbirth working, from home doing freelance research work and completing studies for postgrad qualifications.

I'm pleased for you that you consider yourself "well paid", clearly a relative term since it was clear you've never seen a dishwasher and that you drive a Berlingo.

Jesus wept. I've really brought out the best in you this time, eh? While you may be arrogant and combative in equal measure, you're not stupid. You know very well my joke about washing dishes in rivers was aimed squarely at the Welsh, while I've slated French cars more times than I care to remember. I really can see the 'never say die' legacy of Rorke's Drift in you, Roops, however, if you have nothing worthy to respond with, perhaps don't bother responding at all.

Your poor husband must be so henpecked people probably think he's stricken with a severe case of acne. And there's no need for you to earn extra income from contributing to porn sites; you could paint walls grey for a living just by looking at them.

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1 hour ago, Wolfie said:

Jesus wept. I've really brought out the best in you this time, eh? While you may be arrogant and combative in equal measure, you're not stupid. You know very well my joke about washing dishes in rivers was aimed squarely at the Welsh, while I've slated French cars more times than I care to remember. I really can see the 'never say die' legacy of Rorke's Drift in you, Roops, however, if you have nothing worthy to respond with, perhaps don't bother responding at all.

Your poor husband must be so henpecked people probably think he's stricken with a severe case of acne. And there's no need for you to earn extra income from contributing to porn sites; you could paint walls grey for a living just by looking at them.

I was thinking of the discourse before you made the washing dishes in river quip, but never mind. After your lecture about nothing worthy to respond, you then carry on with the thrice used angle about my husband, so yeah, right.

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6 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

I was thinking of the discourse before you made the washing dishes in river quip, but never mind. After your lecture about nothing worthy to respond, you then carry on with the thrice used angle about my husband, so yeah, right.

You're like nazi Germany roops, fighting a war on two fronts, ding is the western allies, wolf the ruskies. Only this time you've got the nukes 82190f92cd366d74e3798f1679ba8537.jpg

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13 hours ago, Wolfie said:

Judging by your comments above and below, it's not my feathers that've been ruffled! You don't have to explain away your obvious embarrassment to me, honestly. Your history and ongoing association with internet porn doesn't bother me in the least, though I have to say I'm a little surprised you chose to drum up extra income in such a manner. 'Hours trawling Google?' Your pussy acrobatics, for want of a better phrase, came quite easily.

Thanks for the advice, too, vis-à-vis your guidance on how I may get involved with such things to generate extra income. I will consider it should my current well-paid job cease and lead me to such embarrassing depths.

That all sounds too tekky for me Wolfie. From my publishing background I can tell you there is still a lot of money to be made from "special interest" calendars. Not that ever I took part myself you understand (tits first I'm not a slag). Just send me a picture of your cock and if it's good enough you might make August 2018.

 

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6 hours ago, nobgobbler said:

That all sounds too tekky for me Wolfie. From my publishing background I can tell you there is still a lot of money to be made from "special interest" calendars. Not that ever I took part myself you understand (tits first I'm not a slag). Just send me a picture of your cock and if it's good enough you might make August 2018.

 

You couldn't afford me.

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7 hours ago, nobgobbler said:

That all sounds too tekky for me Wolfie. From my publishing background I can tell you there is still a lot of money to be made from "special interest" calendars. Not that ever I took part myself you understand (tits first I'm not a slag). Just send me a picture of your cock and if it's good enough you might make August 2018.

 

You never made me that offer!!

1 hour ago, Wolfie said:

You couldn't afford me.

She could, she's not rich, not at all, but she still could afford you.

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2 hours ago, DingTheRioja said:

You never made me that offer!!

That's coz you never take them wooly socks off or that bloody flat cap. 

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