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Guest DingTheRioja
21 minutes ago, nobgobbler said:

That's coz you never take them wooly socks off or that bloody flat cap. 

Well you asked me to wear the fuckers..

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Guest nobgobbler
8 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said:

You mean wooly hat and flat socks?Compo%201.jpg

Reported for posting photos of members. If you post that one of me in my wrinkly stockings I will report you again. Cheeky cunt.

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On 7/4/2017 at 5:33 PM, DingTheRioja said:

You never made me that offer!!

She could, she's not rich, not at all, but she still could afford you.

Does she pay a fixed fee or by the inch? If it's the latter I'd  be reasonably priced

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On 03/07/2017 at 3:17 PM, Mrs Roops said:

I suspect you trigger physiologically as quickly as you do psychologically so you wont be much use in front of the camera. I do not wish to speculate further but you may be more comfortable appearing on an SPH site. Alternatively, acquaint yourself with Title 18 USC 2257 (most of your income will be from the US) get some basic web-page building skills and set yourself up as an agent for various sites and upload teaser pages to link sites which generate click-thru commission income.

Fuck me Mrs Roops...you are a genuine  porn peddler.  You have instantly gone up in my estimations.  Gash and cock merchant.

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1 minute ago, Monumental cunt said:

Fuck me Mrs Roops...you are a genuine  porn peddler.  You have instantly gone up in my estimations.  Gash and cock merchant.

It's wonderful how you are happy to be perceived by all humanity as a spectacularly thick cunt. 

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7 hours ago, Ape said:

It's wonderful how you are happy to be perceived by all humanity as a spectacularly thick cunt. 

We're as you are just a cunt that nobody likes.

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14 hours ago, Ape said:

We're as? You're the thickie that just keeps on giving! 

Ok Ape...cards on the table let's see how many qualifications you have...for real.  And don't include your cycling proficiency test and 20m breast stroke badge...... go on impress me with your second level only education !!!

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On 9 July 2017 at 11:11 PM, Monumental cunt said:

Ok Ape...cards on the table let's see how many qualifications you have...for real.  And don't include your cycling proficiency test and 20m breast stroke badge...... go on impress me with your second level only education !!!

Shut your pathetic, drivel strewn mouth you stupid little boy. Go and put your pants back on and get back to the daily mail. And fuck off whilst doing it. 

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On 09/07/2017 at 11:11 PM, Monumental cunt said:

 go on impress me with your second level only education !!!

You'd be impressed by anyone who was capable of tying their own shoe laces, so as long as Ape doesn't prance about in velcro Asics, he's going to blow your tiny mind, you stupid painting-by-numbers-cunt.

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On 03/07/2017 at 1:09 PM, Mrs Roops said:

Not so sure about that. Longer-serving punters will recall that I posted images and links as part of my argument that young men have distorted expectations mainly fuelled by the California porn paradigm. The response ranged from appreciative to repulsion in equal measure. The Corner is a different animal now so I am prohibited from repeating the exercise however I append below a representation of my lady parts for the sake of openness...

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I for one, certainly always appreciated and eagerly awaited your images with breathless anticipation, Mrs R. I'd be happier still if you despatched a few dozen wipe-easy laminates for my personal perusal by return post. 

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On ‎03‎/‎07‎/‎2017 at 3:17 PM, Mrs Roops said:

I suspect you trigger physiologically as quickly as you do psychologically so you wont be much use in front of the camera. I do not wish to speculate further but you may be more comfortable appearing on an SPH site. Alternatively, acquaint yourself with Title 18 USC 2257 (most of your income will be from the US) get some basic web-page building skills and set yourself up as an agent for various sites and upload teaser pages to link sites which generate click-thru commission income.

Excellent advice.

BTW, I went to Llandudno once, it was full of Welsh cunts, fancy that!

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Guest Lady Penelope
8 minutes ago, r-soles said:

Excellent advice.

BTW, I went to Llandudno once, it was full of Welsh cunts, fancy that!

"Lan Dud No" or "Llan Did Nore"?

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Guest Lady Penelope
9 minutes ago, r-soles said:

Excellent advice.

BTW, I went to Llandudno once, it was full of Welsh cunts, fancy that!

There was a rumour that some welsh folk were once seen in Colwyn Bay.

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Guest 'eavensabove
On ‎12‎/‎07‎/‎2017 at 10:59 AM, Panzerknacker said:

Why ya so surprised eav baby?...don't keep it to yourself. .tellus for fuks sake 

Panzerknacker 

Well, it was just kind of 'nice' to see me ol' mate Deckers back again. There was a time when we never see eye to eye, but then again he's 6ins shorter than me. 

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