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So now the kids of today want the perfect minge, and as young as 9 years of age are seeking the help of Adolescent Gynaecologists because they are unhappy with the shape and size of their pissflaps. Most are comparing their genitalia with the 'perfect' girls on porn sites!!. Others are seeking help to have their pubic hair follicles removed. What a sad indictment of modern British society. Thank God I reside in France, I like a hairy. This would be the perfect time for Roops to put up another pic of her growler, so that these stupid kids can see they have nothing to worry about.

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1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said:

So now the kids of today want the perfect minge, and as young as 9 years of age are seeking the help of Adolescent Gynaecologists because they are unhappy with the shape and size of their pissflaps. Most are comparing their genitalia with the 'perfect' girls on porn sites!!. Others are seeking help to have their pubic hair follicles removed. What a sad indictment of modern British society. Thank God I reside in France, I like a hairy. This would be the perfect time for Roops to put up another pic of her growler, so that these stupid kids can see they have nothing to worry about.

Not so sure about that. Longer-serving punters will recall that I posted images and links as part of my argument that young men have distorted expectations mainly fuelled by the California porn paradigm. The response ranged from appreciative to repulsion in equal measure. The Corner is a different animal now so I am prohibited from repeating the exercise however I append below a representation of my lady parts for the sake of openness...

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2 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said:

Not so sure about that. Longer-serving punters will recall that I posted images and links as part of my argument that young men have distorted expectations mainly fuelled by the California porn paradigm. The response ranged from appreciative to repulsion in equal measure. The Corner is a different animal now so I am prohibited from repeating the exercise however I append below a representation of my lady parts for the sake of openness...

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Have you read "Bouquet of barbed wire " ?

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48 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said:

Not so sure about that. Longer-serving punters will recall that I posted images and links as part of my argument that young men have distorted expectations mainly fuelled by the California porn paradigm. The response ranged from appreciative to repulsion in equal measure. The Corner is a different animal now so I am prohibited from repeating the exercise however I append below a representation of my lady parts for the sake of openness...

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I'm (also) considering exposing my privates online in return for payment. Have you any advice about earning money from porn sites, Mrs Roops, seeing as you're so well-versed in this particular field of expertise? I assume your blog below is part of your argument that young men have distorted expectations mainly fuelled by the California porn paradigm. Thanks so much.

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1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said:

Not so sure about that. Longer-serving punters will recall that I posted images and links as part of my argument that young men have distorted expectations mainly fuelled by the California porn paradigm. The response ranged from appreciative to repulsion in equal measure. The Corner is a different animal now so I am prohibited from repeating the exercise however I append below a representation of my lady parts for the sake of openness...

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Do you have a piece of that with a penis popping out of it. There's not just red hot blooded males here, there's Spunkers and Bill Shittyknickers to please.

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1 hour ago, Wolfie said:

I'm (also) considering exposing my privates online in return for payment. Have you any advice about earning money from porn sites, Mrs Roops, seeing as you're so well-versed in this particular field of expertise? I assume your blog below is part of your argument that young men have distorted expectations mainly fuelled by the California porn paradigm. Thanks so much.

But Mrs Roops! You've removed the link I posted of your popular porn site blog. Where's your spirit of adventure gone? I thought others might enjoy reading it as much as I have! Shall I paste a couple of excerpts? I thought they may like to read the bit where you rim your hubby's arsehole after a hard day at work.

The internet may be a big place, though sometimes it can also be very small. Would you like me to upload a photo of your ginger biff, or does a fair fight not live up to the billing of a website entitled 'Cunts' Corner? 

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8 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

But Mrs Roops! You've removed the link I posted of your popular porn site blog. Where's your spirit of adventure gone? I thought others might enjoy reading it as much as I have! Shall I paste a couple of excerpts? I thought they may like to read the bit where you rim your hubby's arsehole after a hard day at work.

The internet may be a big place, though sometimes it can also be very small. Would you like me to upload a photo of your ginger biff, or does a fair fight not live up to the billing of a website entitled 'Cunts' Corner? 

Peddle your filth elsewhere, you cunt

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1 hour ago, Wolfie said:

I'm (also) considering exposing my privates online in return for payment. Have you any advice about earning money from porn sites, Mrs Roops, seeing as you're so well-versed in this particular field of expertise? I assume your blog below is part of your argument that young men have distorted expectations mainly fuelled by the California porn paradigm. Thanks so much.

I suspect you trigger physiologically as quickly as you do psychologically so you wont be much use in front of the camera. I do not wish to speculate further but you may be more comfortable appearing on an SPH site. Alternatively, acquaint yourself with Title 18 USC 2257 (most of your income will be from the US) get some basic web-page building skills and set yourself up as an agent for various sites and upload teaser pages to link sites which generate click-thru commission income.

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12 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said:

I suspect you trigger physiologically as quickly as you do psychologically so you wont be much use in front of the camera. I do not wish to speculate further but you may be more comfortable appearing on an SPH site. Alternatively, acquaint yourself with Title 18 USC 2257 (most of your income will be from the US) get some basic web-page building skills and set yourself up as an agent for various sites and upload teaser pages to link sites which generate click-thru commission income.

Thanks for your valued advice, Roops. Kudos to you for using an identical pseudonym on a porn website as here.

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2 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

Not so sure about that. Longer-serving punters will recall that I posted images and links as part of my argument that young men have distorted expectations mainly fuelled by the California porn paradigm. The response ranged from appreciative to repulsion in equal measure. The Corner is a different animal now so I am prohibited from repeating the exercise however I append below a representation of my lady parts for the sake of openness...

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Good heavens. I hope your husband changes the fire alarm batteries for you...

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48 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

Thanks for your valued advice, Roops. Kudos to you for using an identical pseudonym on a porn website as here.

Porn sites. At the time it made sense to keep the handle. As I said before, The Corner was previously a different animal. Nowadays we sometimes get someone jumping up and down like a needy toddler announcing their scoop with "look wot I found" only for the person to deflate when it was pointed out I used to freely publish the links and images in the first place. Still, its' one way of identifying people whose feathers were so ruffled that they spent hours trawling Google for revenge material.

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1 hour ago, Wolfie said:

 Would you like me to upload a photo of your ginger biff, or does a fair fight not live up to the billing of a website entitled 'Cunts' Corner? 

One mo' thing, the carpet does not match the drapes so I would be very surprised to see an image of me sporting a "ginger biff"!

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35 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said:

One mo' thing, the carpet does not match the drapes so I would be very surprised to see an image of me sporting a "ginger biff"!

Why would one chose to be a ginger willingly? With your complexion and fondness for leather you could rock the Goth/ Morticia Addams look (the Carolyn Jones one, not that Cher looking bint in the 90's movies).

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4 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

Not so sure about that. Longer-serving punters will recall that I posted images and links as part of my argument that young men have distorted expectations mainly fuelled by the California porn paradigm. The response ranged from appreciative to repulsion in equal measure. The Corner is a different animal now so I am prohibited from repeating the exercise however I append below a representation of my lady parts for the sake of openness...

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Isn't that Arthur Scargill, seen from above?

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6 hours ago, Witheredscrote said:

So now the kids of today want the perfect minge, and as young as 9 years of age are seeking the help of Adolescent Gynaecologists because they are unhappy with the shape and size of their pissflaps. Most are comparing their genitalia with the 'perfect' girls on porn sites!!. Others are seeking help to have their pubic hair follicles removed. What a sad indictment of modern British society. Thank God I reside in France, I like a hairy. This would be the perfect time for Roops to put up another pic of her growler, so that these stupid kids can see they have nothing to worry about.

If they want a perfect cunt, then Piers Morgan is on Good Morning Britain every weekday morning.

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