Witheredscrote Posted July 7, 2017 Report Share Posted July 7, 2017 (edited) So the latest craze, started no doubt by the fucking Septics, is minge flavouring called Passion Dust. A company called Pretty Women Inc. is producing sparkling capsules that dissolve after insertion, and make fanny batter candy flavoured. I have emailed them, asking if they are going to do various other flavours. I fancy Rollmop herring & Anchovy. I await their reply. Edited July 7, 2017 by Witheredscrote Your turn Bill, you cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted July 7, 2017 Report Share Posted July 7, 2017 I'd go for Benson & Hedges and Guinness flavour. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 7, 2017 Report Share Posted July 7, 2017 Candy flavoured? Are you sure it's not clitoris allsorts flavour? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted July 7, 2017 Report Share Posted July 7, 2017 Haddock pastie, bearded clam chowder and piri piri. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted July 7, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 7, 2017 11 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Haddock pastie, bearded clam chowder and piri piri. Greedy cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 7, 2017 Report Share Posted July 7, 2017 The only thing Mrs Baws needs to stick up her growler to get me going is a fucking Mars Bar. She draws the line at deep-fried, though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted July 7, 2017 Report Share Posted July 7, 2017 (edited) Some enterprising cunt needs to come up with "chopper dust". I can't remember what a blow job is. Edited July 7, 2017 by southerncunt fucking auto correct 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 7, 2017 Report Share Posted July 7, 2017 On 07/07/2017 at 4:26 PM, Cuntybaws said: The only thing Mrs Baws needs to stick up her growler to get me going is a fucking Mars Bar. She draws the line at deep-fried, though. Yes but come on Bawsey,give the girl a break! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted July 7, 2017 Report Share Posted July 7, 2017 Pork sausage flavour for the 'swing both ways' golfing type. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 7, 2017 Report Share Posted July 7, 2017 19 minutes ago, southerncunt said: Some enterprising cunt needs to come up with "chopper dust". I can't remember what a blow job is. My problem with BJs is that if I can't see what's happening, I could just as well have walked into a cattle shed at calving time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 7, 2017 Report Share Posted July 7, 2017 3 hours ago, Neil said: Candy flavoured? Are you sure it's not clitoris allsorts flavour? quality Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted July 7, 2017 Report Share Posted July 7, 2017 3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: The only thing Mrs Baws needs to stick up her growler to get me going is a fucking Mars Bar. She draws the line at deep-fried, though. Mars bar? you typical ginger jock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted July 7, 2017 Report Share Posted July 7, 2017 2 hours ago, southerncunt said: Some enterprising cunt needs to come up with "chopper dust". I can't remember what a blow job is. You're obviously not trying. You spend your entire life upside down. How difficult can it be to get yourself a 69? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 7, 2017 Report Share Posted July 7, 2017 Tainted oyster dainties....perhaps goold old "Tobaccy and clam" or the ever popular, tuna on the hot sand beach. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted July 7, 2017 Report Share Posted July 7, 2017 Don't forget that a Mars a day helps you work, rest and become fat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted July 8, 2017 Report Share Posted July 8, 2017 12 hours ago, southerncunt said: Some enterprising cunt needs to come up with "chopper dust". I can't remember what a blow job is. Dip it in listerene, according to Tom Jones it works. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 8, 2017 Report Share Posted July 8, 2017 20 hours ago, Neil said: Yes but come on Bawsey,give the girl a break! We don't fuck about with Fun Size north of the border. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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