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The Lady Penelope

Christian names that automatically make a person a cunt

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Stubby Pecker    827

Penelope you daft old bat!

thought I'd get there first before the vile cunts here did, after all I am a gentleman and wouldn't want anyone to post anything nasty about you...

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Stubby Pecker    827
4 hours ago, The Lady Penelope said:

Rashid, Kevin, Tracey, Darren,  Mohamed, Roxanne, Oliver, Diddier for starters.

Every Oliver I've encountered was an utter cunt and deserving of an acid bath. Sebastian is a proper cuntish name, however.

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Mingeeta    269
1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Every Oliver I've encountered was an utter cunt and deserving of an acid bath. Sebastian is a proper cuntish name, however.

Heard some woman shouting her son who was lagging behind her a few years ago. Fucking Rupert.

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Cuntybaws    4,281
3 hours ago, Mingeeta said:

Heard some woman shouting her son who was lagging behind her a few years ago. Fucking Rupert.

Fucking hell, do you live in Nutwood?

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Cuntybaws    4,281
1 minute ago, Bubba C said:

Michael. 

Colin.

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Eric Cuntman    1,916

Topic subsection 1A; Christian names which guarantee success in the fields of crack addiction and fraudulent benefit claims: Tyler, Reece and Alfie.

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Dr. Quim    27
1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Topic subsection 1A; Christian names which guarantee success in the fields of crack addiction and fraudulent benefit claims: Tyler, Reece and Alfie.

Axel, Trent... and Crystal (funnily enough)

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ratcum    688

Times was when scum could help their son out of the gutter by calling him 'Simon' instead of Carl.

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Cuntybaws    4,281
1 minute ago, ratcum said:

Times was when scum could help their son out of the gutter by calling him 'Simon' instead of Carl.

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.

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ratcum    688
1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said:

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.

like George Best when he was pissed?

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Wizardsleeve    1,286

PENELOPE is a must for the list...they're all cunts!  Add Poindexter, Robespierre, Maximillian, Susan, Catherine...or the incredibly spacky spelling Kathryn, Grame, iain...

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Eric Cuntman    1,916
2 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said:

PENELOPE is a must for the list...they're all cunts!  Add Poindexter, Robespierre, Maximillian, Susan, Catherine...or the incredibly spacky spelling Kathryn, Grame, iain...

Don't forget cunts called Amy, who insist on spelling it 'Aimee' giving the impression that it should go up at the end when spoken, in that fucking awful Australian inquisitive dialect.

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Wizardsleeve    1,286
3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Don't forget cunts called Amy, who insist on spelling it 'Aimee' giving the impression that it should go up at the end when spoken, in that fucking awful Australian inquisitive dialect.

They make the "A" look like a star when writing their name...CUNTS!  

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