Decimus Posted July 12, 2017 Report Share Posted July 12, 2017 They talk as if no other bloke's rancid fat slag has ever split her worn out cunt sideways giving birth. I don't want to hear about the 36 hour labour I was hoping your vile, fucking disgrace of a wife would die in, and I'm not interested in being the Godfather unless I can drown the little cunt in the font. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted July 12, 2017 Report Share Posted July 12, 2017 Just now, Decimus said: They talk as if no other bloke's rancid fat slag has ever split her worn out cunt sideways giving birth. I don't want to hear about the 36 hour labour I was hoping your vile, fucking disgrace of a wife would die in, and I'm not interested in being the Godfather unless I can drown the little cunt in the font. Fuck off. oh dear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 12, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 12, 2017 1 minute ago, Witheredscrote said: oh dear It's been a lovely afternoon, Withers. After a morning of rubber stamping local authority planning applications, I've repaired to a local hostelry beside the river Yare and have been reviewing some of the content that I have missed over the past four months. I note with interest that you appear to have been figuratively fucked by Ape over the majority of that time period, and have developed an infatuation with Punkape. Far be it from me to cast judgement, but I really don't think there is anyway back for you. I'll take over now. You tried, which I suppose is better than nothing, but I think you're finished here. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted July 12, 2017 Report Share Posted July 12, 2017 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: It's been a lovely afternoon, Withers. After a morning of rubber stamping local authority planning applications, I've repaired to a local hostelry beside the river Yare and have been reviewing some of the content that I have missed over the past four months. I note with interest that you appear to have been figuratively fucked by Ape over the majority of that time period, and have developed an infatuation with Punkape. Far be it from me to cast judgement, but I really don't think there is anyway back for you. I'll take over now. You tried, which I suppose is better than nothing, but I think you're finished here. Please don't mock, there are other sites for that ( well just about ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 12, 2017 Report Share Posted July 12, 2017 32 minutes ago, Decimus said: They talk as if no other bloke's rancid fat slag has ever split her worn out cunt sideways giving birth. I don't want to hear about the 36 hour labour I was hoping your vile, fucking disgrace of a wife would die in, and I'm not interested in being the Godfather unless I can drown the little cunt in the font. Fuck off. That's no way to talk about Charlie Gard's dad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 12, 2017 Report Share Posted July 12, 2017 A fucking great nomination. Two guys at work recently had kids and have barely mentioned them, it's been a breath of fresh air. Usually these idiots go to great lengths to tell you how little sleep they have had, how much money it's cost, how much of a bitch their wife has turned into, how they don't have any sex anymore, how it's all fecal matter and fucking fathering classes at the local community centre. Then they have audacity to recommend having one ASAP! Misery loves company. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted July 12, 2017 Report Share Posted July 12, 2017 Good to see Decipus and Shitters acting like conjoined fucking twins. Monkey see, monkey do in a mirror image. Fucking pair of atsewipes. "You like my post and I will like yours" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 12, 2017 Report Share Posted July 12, 2017 Go easy on them Decs,after all if they're from Lakenham in Norwich most of them are only 14 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 12, 2017 Report Share Posted July 12, 2017 16 minutes ago, Manky said: Good to see Decipus and Shitters acting like conjoined fucking twins. Monkey see, monkey do in a mirror image. Fucking pair of atsewipes. "You like my post and I will like yours" Are you triggered because you were raised in a Dickensian orphanage and can't relate to any of this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 12, 2017 Report Share Posted July 12, 2017 PS @Decimus don't forget to like. X Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 12, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 12, 2017 3 minutes ago, Manky said: Good to see Decipus and Shitters acting like conjoined fucking twins. Monkey see, monkey do in a mirror image. Fucking pair of atsewipes. "You like my post and I will like yours" Birds of a feather flock together. Perhaps if you had put in more effort during your formative years of education, things around here might be different. Instead of wasting the best years of your life scrubbing pots in the Queen's 55th regiment of Northern Monkeys, you might have produced a post by now that was worthy of one of my highly sought after likes. As it stands, my interests do not currently include penny farthings, pies or casual racism. So fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 12, 2017 Report Share Posted July 12, 2017 1 minute ago, Decimus said: Birds of a feather flock together. Perhaps if you had put in more effort during your formative years of education, things around here might be different. Instead of wasting the best years of your life scrubbing pots in the Queen's 55th regiment of Northern Monkeys, you might have produced a post by now that was worthy of one of my highly sought after likes. As it stands, my interests do not currently include penny farthings, pies or casual racism. So fuck off. I'd give this two likes if I could. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted July 12, 2017 Report Share Posted July 12, 2017 I once worked with an Olympic class baby bore who used to give everyone a running commentary of every bowel and bladder movement of his baby daughter until somebody pissed on his bonfire by pointing out that it would only be 16 years until she was sucking cock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted July 12, 2017 Report Share Posted July 12, 2017 16 minutes ago, Couldn't give a shit said: I once worked with an Olympic class baby bore who used to give everyone a running commentary of every bowel and bladder movement of his baby daughter until somebody pissed on his bonfire by pointing out that it would only be 16 years until she was sucking cock. 16 years? I presume they weren't from Liverpool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted July 12, 2017 Report Share Posted July 12, 2017 1 hour ago, Bill Stickers said: PS @Decimus don't forget to like. X 1 hour ago, Bill Stickers said: I'd give this two likes if I could. Fucking Mork and Mindy are at it again. Dumb and fucking dumber. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 12, 2017 Report Share Posted July 12, 2017 21 minutes ago, Couldn't give a shit said: I once worked with an Olympic class baby bore who used to give everyone a running commentary of every bowel and bladder movement of his baby daughter until somebody pissed on his bonfire by pointing out that it would only be 16 years until she was sucking cock. It's important we have the right to let these people die Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted July 12, 2017 Report Share Posted July 12, 2017 Channel 17, Really, has put on a CC night. 9-10pm - a documentary about everycunt's favourite prossie killer and taxi driver - Stevie Wright. 10-11pm - Donald Nielson gets a much deserved reappraisal of his career. 11-Midnight - Meet the Wests. Midnight- 12.30- Fishcakes. Good stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted July 12, 2017 Report Share Posted July 12, 2017 Just now, Wolfie said: 16 years? I presume they weren't from Liverpool. No another god forsaken shithole called Wigan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 12, 2017 Report Share Posted July 12, 2017 5 hours ago, Decimus said: They talk as if no other bloke's rancid fat slag has ever split her worn out cunt sideways giving birth. I don't want to hear about the 36 hour labour I was hoping your vile, fucking disgrace of a wife would die in, and I'm not interested in being the Godfather unless I can drown the little cunt in the font. Fuck off. Go suspiciously quiet every time he gets the photos out or discusses the baby, leave it a couple of weeks and then awkwardly enquire whether it would be possible to spend time with the child at weekends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 12, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 12, 2017 11 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: then awkwardly enquire whether it would be possible to spend time with the child at weekends. When the time comes to ask him, I'll ensure I have Rock'n'Roll part two blaring out in the background whilst vigorously playing my wobble board. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 12, 2017 Report Share Posted July 12, 2017 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: When the time comes to ask him, I'll ensure I have Rock'n'Roll part two blaring out in the background whilst vigorously playing my wobble board. A large Havana cigar and jingly bracelet wouldn't hurt either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 12, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 12, 2017 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: A large Havana cigar and jingly bracelet wouldn't hurt either. Now look here, Eric. I have absolutely no qualms in portraying myself as a horrendous sexual predator in order to avoid being bored to death by my vapid acquaintance. But I'll be fucking damned if I ever stoop so low as to impersonate a northern monkey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 12, 2017 Report Share Posted July 12, 2017 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: A large Havana cigar and jingly bracelet wouldn't hurt either. Now then now then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 12, 2017 Report Share Posted July 12, 2017 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: A large Havana cigar and jingly bracelet wouldn't hurt either. Ahhhhhhh...ahh...ah...ah...ah...ahhhhhhhhh! Now then, now then... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 12, 2017 Report Share Posted July 12, 2017 5 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: oh dear You were hatched. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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