Eric Cuntman Posted July 12, 2017 Report Share Posted July 12, 2017 17 minutes ago, Decimus said: Now look here, Eric. I have absolutely no qualms in portraying myself as a horrendous sexual predator in order to avoid being bored to death by my vapid acquaintance. But I'll be fucking damned if I ever stoop so low as to impersonate a northern monkey. You know full well that I was suggesting you portray yourself as the biological father. Ask for a key ring photo too. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted July 13, 2017 Report Share Posted July 13, 2017 The last time some slag told me she was up the duff with my sprog I told her to go and fuck her self..... Iike I always do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted July 13, 2017 Report Share Posted July 13, 2017 When being bothered by new fathers gushing about their offspring, I remind them that henceforth the lovely tight pussy they have been enjoying will now be the size of a potato sack, and will constantly leak urine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 13, 2017 Report Share Posted July 13, 2017 3 minutes ago, Cap'n Cunt said: When being bothered by new fathers gushing about their offspring, I remind them that henceforth the lovely tight pussy they have been enjoying will now be the size of a potato sack, and will constantly leak urine. Fortunately for you, your boyfriend will never give birth out his arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 13, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 13, 2017 3 minutes ago, Cap'n Cunt said: When being bothered by new fathers gushing about their offspring, I remind them that henceforth the lovely tight pussy they have been enjoying will now be the size of a potato sack, and will constantly leak urine. I left exactly that message on Charlie Gard's dad's twitter feed. I'm sick of them constantly banging on about the little cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 13, 2017 Report Share Posted July 13, 2017 1 minute ago, Decimus said: I left exactly that message on Charlie Gard's dad's twitter feed. I'm sick of them constantly banging on about the little cunt. Jesus Christ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dr. Quim Posted July 13, 2017 Report Share Posted July 13, 2017 40 minutes ago, Decimus said: I left exactly that message on Charlie Gard's dad's twitter feed. I'm sick of them constantly banging on about the little cunt. The ones that birth invalids always feel the need to overcompensate. I remember missing out on the first place prize to some wheelchair-bound lump in woodworking class when we were building sail boats to race. Of course the cunt's boat was better, his forty-year-old attendant had built the entire fucking thing as he sat there drooling and slapping his wrists. His fucking parents bragged about it in the local newspaper and I was sent home to my drunkard ex-navy father to be beaten for "letting the family down". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 13, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 13, 2017 8 minutes ago, Dr. Quim said: The ones that birth invalids always feel the need to overcompensate. I remember missing out on the first place prize to some wheelchair-bound lump in woodworking class when we were building sail boats to race. Of course the cunt's boat was better, his forty-year-old attendant had built the entire fucking thing as he sat there drooling and slapping his wrists. His fucking parents bragged about it in the local newspaper and I was sent home to my drunkard ex-navy father to be beaten for "letting the family down". You should have set him on fire, you've only yourself to blame for feeling the lick of the cat when you returned home to your Wendy house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted July 13, 2017 Report Share Posted July 13, 2017 9 minutes ago, Dr. Quim said: The ones that birth invalids always feel the need to overcompensate. I remember missing out on the first place prize to some wheelchair-bound lump in woodworking class when we were building sail boats to race. Of course the cunt's boat was better, his forty-year-old attendant had built the entire fucking thing as he sat there drooling and slapping his wrists. His fucking parents bragged about it in the local newspaper and I was sent home to my drunkard ex-navy father to be beaten for "letting the family down". You selfish, heartless piece of hair encrusted shit. I hope you die. Better toy boat indeed. Cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted July 13, 2017 Report Share Posted July 13, 2017 3 minutes ago, Decimus said: You should have set him on fire, you've only yourself to blame for feeling the lick of the cat when you returned home to your Wendy house. Do you actually approve of this fucking spastic?. I would hate to think you are encouraging the cunt just to keep this shit nom running. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 13, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 13, 2017 Just now, Witheredscrote said: Do you actually approve of this fucking spastic?. I would hate to think you are encouraging the cunt just to keep this shit nom running. My webbed finger slipped. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 13, 2017 Report Share Posted July 13, 2017 16 minutes ago, Dr. Quim said: The ones that birth invalids always feel the need to overcompensate. I remember missing out on the first place prize to some wheelchair-bound lump in woodworking class when we were building sail boats to race. Of course the cunt's boat was better, his forty-year-old attendant had built the entire fucking thing as he sat there drooling and slapping his wrists. His fucking parents bragged about it in the local newspaper and I was sent home to my drunkard ex-navy father to be beaten for "letting the family down". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dr. Quim Posted July 13, 2017 Report Share Posted July 13, 2017 4 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: You selfish, heartless piece of hair encrusted shit. I hope you die. Better toy boat indeed. Cunt Oh please. He died of a chest infection that year. Get over yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 13, 2017 Report Share Posted July 13, 2017 12 minutes ago, Dr. Quim said: The ones that birth invalids always feel the need to overcompensate. I remember missing out on the first place prize to some wheelchair-bound lump in woodworking class when we were building sail boats to race. Of course the cunt's boat was better, his forty-year-old attendant had built the entire fucking thing as he sat there drooling and slapping his wrists. His fucking parents bragged about it in the local newspaper and I was sent home to my drunkard ex-navy father to be beaten for "letting the family down". Building sail boats at school. Sounds idyllic, the kind of childhood depicted in an Arthur Ransome tale. Some of us were sent to work as foetuses and cut in half with rusty bread knives by our fathers every night. You try telling that to the kids of today etc' etc'.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted July 13, 2017 Report Share Posted July 13, 2017 1 minute ago, Dr. Quim said: Oh please. He died of a chest infection that year. Get over yourself. I predict that you will drag CC to an all time low. You are trouble, and a cunt of the highest order. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dr. Quim Posted July 13, 2017 Report Share Posted July 13, 2017 1 minute ago, Witheredscrote said: I predict that you will drag CC to an all time low. You are trouble, and a cunt of the highest order. Shove your morality up your arse you snivelling little malcontent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BrothersQuim Posted July 13, 2017 Report Share Posted July 13, 2017 2 minutes ago, Dr. Quim said: Shove your morality up your arse you snivelling little malcontent. That'll be the smallest thing he's ever put up there. He's known locally as Mitrailleuse due to his ability to fire multiple 10kg medicine balls out of his stinking, frog bothering ring piece. He is correct saying you are a cunt though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted July 13, 2017 Report Share Posted July 13, 2017 11 minutes ago, BrothersQuim said: That'll be the smallest thing he's ever put up there. He's known locally as Mitrailleuse due to his ability to fire multiple 10kg medicine balls out of his stinking, frog bothering ring piece. He is correct saying you are a cunt though. BQ, you're back!!!!!! Great, now fuck off for another 50 weeks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 13, 2017 Report Share Posted July 13, 2017 1 hour ago, Bill Stickers said: Fortunately for you, your boyfriend will never give birth out his arse. Speaks a man of obvious first hand experience. I can sense your obvious frustration in your sex life with punkape- it must be like chucking a sausage down the M5 but at least you've got the lovely brown, albeit smelly and sticky, babies he lays on your chest most nights. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 13, 2017 Report Share Posted July 13, 2017 5 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: BQ, you're back!!!!!! Great, now fuck off for another 50 weeks. Withers I'm driving south tomorrow down to Avignon. Let's meet for drinks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted July 13, 2017 Report Share Posted July 13, 2017 Just now, Frank said: Withers I'm driving south tomorrow down to Avignon. Let's meet for drinks! Let's not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BrothersQuim Posted July 13, 2017 Report Share Posted July 13, 2017 1 minute ago, Witheredscrote said: Let's not. I think he feels intimidated by you Frank. I needed the break, seeing Punks fucking drivel every night sent me to a dark place psychologically. I needed to get my head together. I mean how can anyone be that fucking thick! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 13, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 13, 2017 Just now, BrothersQuim said: I mean how can anyone be that fucking thick! You've not met Olly yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted July 13, 2017 Report Share Posted July 13, 2017 1 minute ago, BrothersQuim said: I think he feels intimidated by you Frank. I needed the break, seeing Punks fucking drivel every night sent me to a dark place psychologically. I needed to get my head together. I mean how can anyone be that fucking thick! Cheers Frank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted July 13, 2017 Report Share Posted July 13, 2017 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: You've not met Olly yet. Keep it going 'mate', nearly on page 3, 'like' ratio will soon be restored. Who needs Bubba? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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