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8 hours ago, Bill Stickers said:

Fortunately for you, your boyfriend will never give birth out his arse. 

But if 1) I was gay, 2) I had a boyfriend; and 3) he miraculously gave birth to some kind of arsebaby, it would be one step up the evolutionary chain from you. 

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Guest Mingeeta
3 hours ago, Cap'n Cunt said:

But if 1) I was gay, 2) I had a boyfriend; and 3) he miraculously gave birth to some kind of arsebaby, it would be one step up the evolutionary chain from you. 

Only one? You are far to generous.

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14 hours ago, Frank said:

Withers I'm driving south tomorrow down to Avignon. Let's meet for drinks!

 

14 hours ago, Frank said:

I'll split your pooper open.

Meeting a man for drinks? Splitting a mans arse open?

Are you finally coming out the closet you raving cock smoker?

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Guest Lady Penelope

There is something far worse than new fathers, the worst thing are the 60 something old scroats who have had their first child with their 16 years old mail order bride.

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59 minutes ago, Snatch said:

 

Meeting a man for drinks? Splitting a mans arse open?

Are you finally coming out the closet you raving cock smoker?

I do enjoy the occasional puff on a penis. After all, I am all woman. It's Mr K who provides the visual entertainment. 

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Guest Bill Stickers
3 minutes ago, Frank said:

I do enjoy the occasional puff on a penis. After all, I am all woman. It's Mr K who provides the visual entertainment. 

Dogshit 

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