Decimus Posted July 14, 2017 Report Share Posted July 14, 2017 Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho CUNT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted July 14, 2017 Report Share Posted July 14, 2017 Decimus has left the building, thank fuck. Truly abysmal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 14, 2017 Report Share Posted July 14, 2017 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho CUNT Decs, are we to take it that you had a shit nights sleep thanks to a nocturnal, airborne predator? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 14, 2017 Report Share Posted July 14, 2017 6 minutes ago, Decimus said: Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho CUNT Fuck off owly. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spanky Posted July 14, 2017 Report Share Posted July 14, 2017 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho CUNT What in the name of fucking fuck are you on about. Owls are fucking great. They can turn their head around at nearly 360 degrees, they cough up pellets that look a bit like poo and they can fly. That one in the picture looks both quizzical and pissed off at the same time, meaning it has character and all the best films have owls in. I can't think of many right now other than Clash of the Titans, the old one with the robot owl and the guy with the gay hair. Hoo-hooooo-hooo-hoo indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 14, 2017 Report Share Posted July 14, 2017 3 minutes ago, Spanky said: What in the name of fucking fuck are you on about. Owls are fucking great. They can turn their head around at nearly 360 degrees, they cough up pellets that look a bit like poo and they can fly. That one in the picture looks both quizzical and pissed off at the same time, meaning it has character and all the best films have owls in. I can't think of many right now other than Clash of the Titans, the old one with the robot owl and the guy with the gay hair. Hoo-hooooo-hooo-hoo indeed. Agreed, owls are fucking ace! Here in the dean we've got the lot, saw a little owl last night, get plenty of short eared along the severn most winters. Decs, you're a massive cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted July 14, 2017 Report Share Posted July 14, 2017 Ttttttt-twit-T-wooo. You really fucking are. You should be grateful that a bird wants to be quite close to you that doesn't happen to be one of your sisters or other close relative. Lol. Fuck off. Socialist twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dr. Quim Posted July 14, 2017 Report Share Posted July 14, 2017 6 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Agreed, owls are fucking ace! Here in the dean we've got the lot, saw a little owl last night, get plenty of short eared along the severn most winters. Decs, you're a massive cunt. Decimus is right. Owls are wankers. Any meat you can get off the cunts is so bitter that it's basically inedible and they aren't as smart as they pretend to be. One once crashed down right in front of me when I was out in the woods in the middle of the night. Two months of observation and research ruined because some cunt bird thought it saw a mouse, a black eye from the camping site owner and nine weeks scrubbing graffiti off the walls of an underpass. They do crunch nicely when you stamp on them with a hobnail boot though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 14, 2017 Report Share Posted July 14, 2017 The worst thing about owls is the way they keep looking at you when you put them in the microwave. RIP Scotty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 14, 2017 Report Share Posted July 14, 2017 5 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: The worst thing about owls is the way they keep looking at you when you put them in the microwave. RIP Scotty. Deep fat fryer more like it for your lot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 14, 2017 Report Share Posted July 14, 2017 56 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Decs, are we to take it that you had a shit nights sleep thanks to a nocturnal, airborne predator? Well, its far too wet to woo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted July 14, 2017 Report Share Posted July 14, 2017 Dr Manky diagnoses Decimus with late onset mongolism. The Owl is the emblem of Oldham Athletic. I suspect the last one seen there was prior to the mass extinction that fucked over the dinosaurs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 14, 2017 Report Share Posted July 14, 2017 16 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: The worst thing about owls is the way they keep looking at you when you put them in the microwave. RIP Scotty. That's quite a hoot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 14, 2017 Report Share Posted July 14, 2017 48 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Agreed, owls are fucking ace! Here in the dean we've got the lot, saw a little owl last night, get plenty of short eared along the severn most winters. Decs, you're a massive cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 14, 2017 Report Share Posted July 14, 2017 4 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Well, its far too wet to woo. Utter 3 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: That's quite a hoot. Fucking Just now, 'eavensabove said: Wanker. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 14, 2017 Report Share Posted July 14, 2017 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho CUNT Ke-wick! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 14, 2017 Report Share Posted July 14, 2017 12 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: I mean to destroy you 'eavens you muthafuka of a cheeky scamp, owl hells guna break loose.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 14, 2017 Report Share Posted July 14, 2017 45 minutes ago, Dr. Quim said: Decimus is right. Owls are wankers. Any meat you can get off the cunts is so bitter that it's basically inedible and they aren't as smart as they pretend to be. One once crashed down right in front of me when I was out in the woods in the middle of the night. Two months of observation and research ruined because some cunt bird thought it saw a mouse, a black eye from the camping site owner and nine weeks scrubbing graffiti off the walls of an underpass. They do crunch nicely when you stamp on them with a hobnail boot though. Out at midnight eh? These 'woods' you speak of didn't happen to be Hampstead Heath? And the campsite manager wasn't an odd man with a Cheshire accent, carrying some Argos golf clubs and a bucket of KY fisting butter? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BrothersQuim Posted July 14, 2017 Report Share Posted July 14, 2017 Nothing wrong with owls you puff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted July 14, 2017 Report Share Posted July 14, 2017 Certainly the owl's a fucking fraud. Their reputation for wisdom is ill deserved. They're actually as thick as fuck. Their flat mongy faces are a dead giveaway. However there are far bigger cunts to be found in the sky. Richard Branson for one. But in the world of birds the fucking cockerel is a far bigger cunt. Getting everycunt up at 4 in the fucking morning.......Spunkers will tell you. He's awoken most mornings with a cock going off in his ear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 14, 2017 Report Share Posted July 14, 2017 I played an owl at pool once and made a foul shot,"two hits" I said and the owl said............oh just fuck off Mike D was/is a cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 14, 2017 Report Share Posted July 14, 2017 2 hours ago, Decimus said: Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho Hoo-hooooo-hooo-ho CUNT Also that's a picture of a European eagle owl, not even native to our isles, apparently. You could have at least managed to find the offending species, a tawny. Any cunt knows they need mature trees for nesting and hunting, thus ruling out the barren swamp where you live so must either be on holiday or hearing things. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dr. Quim Posted July 14, 2017 Report Share Posted July 14, 2017 3 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Also that's a picture of a European eagle owl, not even native to our isles, apparently. You could have at least managed to find the offending species, a tawny. Any cunt knows they need mature trees for nesting and hunting, thus ruling out the barren swamp where you live so must either be on holiday or hearing things. The fact that it's Euro trash simply makes it even more of a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 14, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 14, 2017 2 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Also that's a picture of a European eagle owl, not even native to our isles, apparently. You could have at least managed to find the offending species, a tawny. Any cunt knows they need mature trees for nesting and hunting, thus ruling out the barren swamp where you live so must either be on holiday or hearing things. I'm off my face on amitriptyline and brandy,what do you think about that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 14, 2017 Report Share Posted July 14, 2017 6 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Also that's a picture of a European eagle owl, not even native to our isles, apparently. You could have at least managed to find the offending species, a tawny. Any cunt knows they need mature trees for nesting and hunting, thus ruling out the barren swamp where you live so must either be on holiday or hearing things. Having analysed the phonetic reproduction in the original post I am quite confident it is that of a racing pigeon. Probably one of Drew's. How frightfully common. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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