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2 minutes ago, Decimus said:

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Decs, are we to take it that you had a shit nights sleep thanks to a nocturnal, airborne predator?

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6 minutes ago, Decimus said:

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Fuck off owly. 

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2 minutes ago, Decimus said:

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What in the name of fucking fuck are you on about. Owls are fucking great. They can turn their head around at nearly 360 degrees, they cough up pellets that look a bit like poo and they can fly. That one in the picture looks both quizzical and pissed off at the same time, meaning it has character and all the best films have owls in. I can't think of many right now other than Clash of the Titans, the old one with the robot owl and the guy with the gay hair.

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3 minutes ago, Spanky said:

What in the name of fucking fuck are you on about. Owls are fucking great. They can turn their head around at nearly 360 degrees, they cough up pellets that look a bit like poo and they can fly. That one in the picture looks both quizzical and pissed off at the same time, meaning it has character and all the best films have owls in. I can't think of many right now other than Clash of the Titans, the old one with the robot owl and the guy with the gay hair.

Hoo-hooooo-hooo-hoo indeed.

Agreed, owls are fucking ace! Here in the dean we've got the lot, saw a little owl last night, get plenty of short eared along the severn most winters. Decs, you're a massive cunt. 

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Guest Drew P Pissflaps

Ttttttt-twit-T-wooo. 

You really fucking are.

You should be grateful that a bird wants to be quite close to you that doesn't happen to be one of your sisters or other close relative.

Lol. Fuck off. Socialist twat.

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6 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Agreed, owls are fucking ace! Here in the dean we've got the lot, saw a little owl last night, get plenty of short eared along the severn most winters. Decs, you're a massive cunt. 

Decimus is right. Owls are wankers. Any meat you can get off the cunts is so bitter that it's basically inedible and they aren't as smart as they pretend to be. One once crashed down right in front of me when I was out in the woods in the middle of the night. Two months of observation and research ruined because some cunt bird thought it saw a mouse, a black eye from the camping site owner and nine weeks scrubbing graffiti off the walls of an underpass. They do crunch nicely when you stamp on them with a hobnail boot though.

 

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56 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Decs, are we to take it that you had a shit nights sleep thanks to a nocturnal, airborne predator?

Well, its far too wet to woo. 

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Dr Manky diagnoses Decimus with late onset mongolism.

The Owl is the emblem of Oldham Athletic. I suspect the last one seen there was prior to the mass extinction that fucked over the dinosaurs.

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16 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

The worst thing about owls is the way they keep looking at you when you put them in the microwave.

RIP Scotty.

That's quite a hoot. 

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48 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Agreed, owls are fucking ace! Here in the dean we've got the lot, saw a little owl last night, get plenty of short eared along the severn most winters. Decs, you're a massive cunt. 

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1 hour ago, Decimus said:

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Ke-wick!

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45 minutes ago, Dr. Quim said:

Decimus is right. Owls are wankers. Any meat you can get off the cunts is so bitter that it's basically inedible and they aren't as smart as they pretend to be. One once crashed down right in front of me when I was out in the woods in the middle of the night. Two months of observation and research ruined because some cunt bird thought it saw a mouse, a black eye from the camping site owner and nine weeks scrubbing graffiti off the walls of an underpass. They do crunch nicely when you stamp on them with a hobnail boot though.

 

Out at midnight eh? These 'woods' you speak of didn't happen to be Hampstead Heath? And the campsite manager wasn't an odd man with a Cheshire accent, carrying some Argos golf clubs and a bucket of KY fisting butter?

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Certainly the owl's a fucking fraud. Their reputation for wisdom is ill deserved. They're actually as thick as fuck. Their flat mongy faces are a dead giveaway. However there are far bigger cunts to be found in the sky. Richard Branson for one. But in the world of birds the fucking cockerel is a far bigger cunt. Getting everycunt up at 4 in the fucking morning.......Spunkers will tell you. He's awoken most mornings with a cock going off in his ear.

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2 hours ago, Decimus said:

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Also that's a picture of a European eagle owl, not even native to our isles, apparently. You could have at least managed to find the offending species, a tawny. Any cunt knows they need mature trees for nesting and hunting, thus ruling out the barren swamp where you live so must either be on holiday or hearing things.

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3 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Also that's a picture of a European eagle owl, not even native to our isles, apparently. You could have at least managed to find the offending species, a tawny. Any cunt knows they need mature trees for nesting and hunting, thus ruling out the barren swamp where you live so must either be on holiday or hearing things.

The fact that it's Euro trash simply makes it even more of a cunt.

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2 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Also that's a picture of a European eagle owl, not even native to our isles, apparently. You could have at least managed to find the offending species, a tawny. Any cunt knows they need mature trees for nesting and hunting, thus ruling out the barren swamp where you live so must either be on holiday or hearing things.

 

I'm off my face on amitriptyline and brandy,what do you think about that?

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6 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Also that's a picture of a European eagle owl, not even native to our isles, apparently. You could have at least managed to find the offending species, a tawny. Any cunt knows they need mature trees for nesting and hunting, thus ruling out the barren swamp where you live so must either be on holiday or hearing things.

Having analysed the phonetic reproduction in the original post I am quite confident it is that of a racing pigeon. Probably one of Drew's. How frightfully common.

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