Cuntybaws Posted July 16, 2017 Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 7 minutes ago, Cupid Stunt said: Another thing, show us some proof before you make up libellous bollocks like this. 2.1 seconds on Google is hardly "proof", but... http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/north_west/3410673.stm https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2015/sep/06/pigeon-fanciers-rspb-killer-hawks https://raptorpersecutionscotland.wordpress.com/2016/04/10/pigeon-racing-men-convicted-of-poisoning-peregrines-sparrowhawks/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted July 16, 2017 Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 1 hour ago, Cupid Stunt said: You stupid ignorant cunt, don't you know that pigeons have saved many human lives particularly during the two World Wars? Anyway, it's inbred not inbreed you fucking wanker. 1 hour ago, Cupid Stunt said: Another thing, show us some proof before you make up libellous bollocks like this. You seem a little rattled by this nom, Stupid. Please calm the fuck down, weirdo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted July 16, 2017 Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 6 hours ago, nobgobbler said: Well this yorkshire lass is looking after a baby wood pigeon because its parents, a pair of dementia ridden cunts, saw fit to build its nest on the ground leaving it vulnerable. I don't want to fall out with you stubby, but if you include me in this cunting I will train it to splatter its guano on your car windscreen every day for the rest of its life, (up to 20 years). Alfred Hitchcock was a cunt. Wood pigeons are the aggressive bar room drunks of the bird world. They're forever squabbling with each other. The other week I saw one minding his own business with his back to to another one, positioned a good ten metres away. The cunt was staring daggers at the back of his head. He then hopped his way over and headbutted the cunt right in the back of his napper. I just wish one would do the same to Bill Oddie. (Or Bill Orifice, as my predictive text suggested). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted July 16, 2017 Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 1 hour ago, Ollyboro said: Wood pigeons are the aggressive bar room drunks of the bird world. They're forever squabbling with each other. The other week I saw one minding his own business with his back to to another one, positioned a good ten metres away. The cunt was staring daggers at the back of his head. He then hopped his way over and headbutted the cunt right in the back of his napper. I just wish one would do the same to Bill Oddie. (Or Bill Orifice, as my predictive text suggested). I think you might be right. A while ago I saw one on the grass verge near a roundabout. It had a rabbit pinned to the ground and was trying to peck its eyes out. I rescued the rabbit and looked after it until it recovered, then released it a couple of days later. The cunt left us with a massive flea infestation. Must try not to get too involved, after all, Rolf Harris did Animal hospital and he's a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 16, 2017 Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 I quite fancy pigeons. They are particularly nice when roasted and accompanied with pommes mousseline & pancetta lardons with peas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 16, 2017 Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 (edited) 1 hour ago, Ollyboro said: Wood pigeons are the aggressive bar room drunks of the bird world. They're forever squabbling with each other. The other week I saw one minding his own business with his back to to another one, positioned a good ten metres away. The cunt was staring daggers at the back of his head. He then hopped his way over and headbutted the cunt right in the back of his napper. I just wish one would do the same to Bill Oddie. (Or Bill Orifice, as my predictive text suggested). They are not only aggressive little rascals, but every last one of them is racist. You've only gotta listen to the cunts: deleted Edited July 16, 2017 by 'eavensabove Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 16, 2017 Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 (edited) 17 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: They are not only aggressive little rascals, but every last one of them is racist. You've only gotta listen to the cunts:deleted You've surpassed yourself with this display of sheer fucking idiocy. Very well done. Edited July 16, 2017 by Rick_B Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 16, 2017 Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 Ape, is regarded as a being a fancier of pigeons. Or rather model ones with little flappy wings which he crafts from Balsa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 16, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 (edited) 5 hours ago, Cupid Stunt said: Another thing, show us some proof before you make up libellous bollocks like this. https://raptorpersecutionscotland.wordpress.com/2016/04/10/pigeon-racing-men-convicted-of-poisoning-peregrines-sparrowhawks/ Stick that up yer arse you naive cunt. This and others are well know by those who with a basic interest in our wildlife and you can bet your arse most fanciers would happily see all aerial predators gone- just like the good old days of DDT and no legal protection. Plenty of people are being fingered and only a few prosecuted for these wildlife nonce crimes mostly gamekeeper types who object to their 4 million plus non native pheasants and partridge being killed by native raptors. I know of a goshawk nest destroyed in the wood next to my house where they rear pheasants but impossible to prove yet I know the cunt who did it. Edited July 16, 2017 by Stubby Pecker Fuck off you simple minded mong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 16, 2017 Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 7 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: https://raptorpersecutionscotland.wordpress.com/2016/04/10/pigeon-racing-men-convicted-of-poisoning-peregrines-sparrowhawks/ Stick that up yer arse you naive cunt. This and others are well know by those who with a basic interest in our wildlife and you can bet your arse most fanciers would happily see all aerial predators gone- just like the good old days of DDT and no legal protection. Plenty of people are being fingered and only a few prosecuted for these wildlife nonce crimes mostly gamekeeper types who object to their 4 million plus non native pheasants and partridge being killed by native raptors. I know of a goshawk nest destroyed in the wood next to my house where they rear pheasants but impossible to prove yet I know the cunt who did it. You might think differently if you reared game birds. i liked the chap in KES who wrung the Kestrels neck and threw it in the dustbin. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 16, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 6 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Well done that man, have a 'like'. It is about time somebody corrected the overblown, illiterate cunt. He thinks he owns the place. Keep up the good work. My French grandfather used to breed kamikaze geese, he mixed gunpowder in their corn, and would then sell them to the Nazis in WW2. I could never hope to own the corner if it meant stepping on the toes of newbies like you and bill or prehistoric cuntstain frank so I'll just stick to the one track rhetoric of the disgraceful behaviour of the French in the war. Hang your head in shame indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 16, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 6 minutes ago, Punkape said: You might think differently if you reared game birds. i liked the chap in KES who wrung the Kestrels neck and threw it in the dustbin. lol. I've had to deal with many of these toffee nosed chinless wonders professionally. Their retard opinion is the drastic decline in once common farmland birds is due to lack of predator killing when it's really intensive agriculture and the subsides that have made these wooly shirted cunts rich. There is something wrong with a human who kills for sport. I've no problem of putting food on the table; I spent many a day with both my grandfathers ferreting and shooting wood pigeons, although I'll give the rook pie a miss. You however, I'd happily hunt down with dogs and see ripped to pieces before mounting your boiled skull on my wall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted July 16, 2017 Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 3 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: They are not only aggressive little rascals, but every last one of them is racist. You've only gotta listen to the cunts: deleted I don't know how you managed to get a comment about pigeons pulled for racism (I think I can guess), but congratulations. Crows are black cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 16, 2017 Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 Just now, Ollyboro said: I don't know how you managed to get a comment about pigeons pulled for racism (I think I can guess), but congratulations. Crows are black cunts. It's such a shame you missed it! It was fucking hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted July 16, 2017 Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 2 minutes ago, Ape said: It's such a shame you missed it! It was fucking hilarious. Anything to do with the word "coo"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 16, 2017 Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 2 minutes ago, Ollyboro said: Anything to do with the word "coo"? Indeed. As I said - fucking hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 16, 2017 Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 1 hour ago, Ollyboro said: Anything to do with the word "coo"? As if... All that I did was mimic a pigeons natural call, and all hell broke loose. Thank fuck I never did a Blackbird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted July 16, 2017 Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 13 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: As if... All that I did was mimic a pigeons natural call, and all hell broke loose. Thank fuck I never did a Blackbird. My name's not Asif. I'm not a pa..... person of Asian heritage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 16, 2017 Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 10 minutes ago, Ollyboro said: My name's not Asif. I'm not a pa..... person of Asian heritage. I never doubted that for one minute.. anyway, have you ever heard the mating call of a West Nigerian Lessor-Spotted Blackbird? I need a tape of one for my collection. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 16, 2017 Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 11 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Mank, yes up north they have hills to, and undoubtedly you can ride your electric bike up them. I suggest using something called the internet you look at the topography of my home land. Try haresfield beacon, selsley hill, nymsfield and birdlip hill in the same day and you'll have earned your tripe and dripping I have road me Brompton up that fooking hill with the Air Balloon along the road. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 16, 2017 Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 Pidgin English is a grammatically simplified means of communication that develops between two or more groups that don't have a language in common... Cunts Cornish in other words. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 16, 2017 Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 3 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Pidgin English is a grammatically simplified means of communication that develops between two or more groups that don't have a language in common... Cunts Cornish in other words. Ev, I've had a number of requests via PM begging me to destroy you. I'm not sure how I feel about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted July 16, 2017 Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 12 minutes ago, Decimus said: Ev, I've had a number of requests via PM begging me to destroy you. I'm not sure how I feel about it. My PM is fucked, but I want him dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 16, 2017 Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 11 minutes ago, Decimus said: Ev, I've had a number of requests via PM begging me to destroy you. I'm not sure how I feel about it. It'll only be Frank and his little entourage, down to you, but just ignore them. Destroy, is a rather strong word Dec's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 16, 2017 Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 4 minutes ago, Bubba C said: My PM is fucked, but I want him dead. I'd say you were totally fucked, but then again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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