Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 17, 2017 Report Share Posted July 17, 2017 12 hours ago, Punkape said: There aren't any gay Catholics. That's true .. you are a miserable cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted July 17, 2017 Report Share Posted July 17, 2017 I also read that Mrs Who has a new enemy, The Admins. A humourless society whose sole reason for existence is to put their dead hand on all fun and enjoyment. Rick_D is a politically correct New World Order hitman. Ruthless and determined to do the bidding of his masters. Mrs Roods is the brains of the outfit. As fast as a Cray 12 and the repository of all of history's knowledge. A formidable adversary. Only Dr Manky (Who?) can save us now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted July 17, 2017 Report Share Posted July 17, 2017 Bag of bollox. .stopped watching it when they got rid of the shakey sets and thrown together look ...also when yer man...the chap.. Tom somthing. ..played the legless captain in blackadder left ..also Ape is a cuntshite. ...end statement Panzerknacker 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted July 17, 2017 Report Share Posted July 17, 2017 9 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: What an horrible, cheap, £5.99 hatchet, no doubt purchased at the range. Next time you go on a kill crazy rampage, pop round and I'll lend you a lovely Stihl equivalent with a contoured, balanced carbon composite handle. That ill fitting lump of beechwood is likely to result in the head flying off on the back swing. It's this kind of shoddy Chinese made crap that gives psychopaths a bad name. £5.99? Have you never heard of ebay? 57p with free postage from china. It might be a bit rough round the edges but its worth the 30 day wait for arrival and more than adequate for castration purposes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 17, 2017 Report Share Posted July 17, 2017 2 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: £5.99? Have you never heard of ebay? 57p with free postage from china. It might be a bit rough round the edges but its worth the 30 day wait for arrival and more than adequate for castration purposes. The ones made in Russia are much harder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dr. Quim Posted July 17, 2017 Report Share Posted July 17, 2017 51 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: £5.99? Have you never heard of ebay? 57p with free postage from china. It might be a bit rough round the edges but its worth the 30 day wait for arrival and more than adequate for castration purposes. You'd get through three people then the head would shatter, leaving you with millions of highly toxic and quickly degrading pig iron shards in your face and eyes. Chinkery of the highest order. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 17, 2017 Report Share Posted July 17, 2017 1 hour ago, Panzerknacker said: Bag of bollox. .stopped watching it when they got rid of the shakey sets and thrown together look ...also when yer man...the chap.. Tom somthing. ..played the legless captain in blackadder left ..also Ape is a cuntshite. ...end statement Panzerknacker You're becoming a little obsessed with Ape it would seem. Are you feeling self conscious because all your posts are shit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted July 17, 2017 Report Share Posted July 17, 2017 Enough out of you...you miniaturising penis mauler Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted July 17, 2017 Report Share Posted July 17, 2017 1 hour ago, Dr. Quim said: You'd get through three people then the head would shatter, leaving you with millions of highly toxic and quickly degrading pig iron shards in your face and eyes. Chinkery of the highest order. Back to the trusty old pliers then. They might be rusty but they are verwwy weliable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 17, 2017 Report Share Posted July 17, 2017 3 hours ago, nobgobbler said: £5.99? Have you never heard of ebay? 57p with free postage from china. It might be a bit rough round the edges but its worth the 30 day wait for arrival and more than adequate for castration purposes. Well, as long as you're happy, that's the main thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted July 17, 2017 Report Share Posted July 17, 2017 On a good note, when she's on the rag Nurse Who could simply fire up the tardis and go back in time to the point where her tampon was fresh, thereby saving the licence payer £2.10 a month on Lil-lets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 17, 2017 Report Share Posted July 17, 2017 3 hours ago, Dr. Quim said: You'd get through three people then the head would shatter, leaving you with millions of highly toxic and quickly degrading pig iron shards in your face and eyes. Chinkery of the highest order. As a physician, you obviously appreciate the importance of high quality steel when it comes to cutting tools. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 17, 2017 Report Share Posted July 17, 2017 4 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: Bag of bollox. .stopped watching it when they got rid of the shakey sets and thrown together look ...also when yer man...the chap.. Tom somthing. ..played the legless captain in blackadder left ..also Ape is a cuntshite. ...end statement Panzerknacker "Ahh, you have a woman's bottom! I'll wager that bottom had never been used to plug a hole in the splintered planking of a sinking ship" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Piston Posted July 17, 2017 Report Share Posted July 17, 2017 It won't stop with the Doctor. Revenge of the Cyberminge? and even: Whatever next? Fliss Gordon, with Diane Abbot as Minge the Merciless? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 17, 2017 Report Share Posted July 17, 2017 There's a good chance that Dr She will bump into some Klingons and get a good humping from Zachary Smith along the way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted July 17, 2017 Report Share Posted July 17, 2017 well would it be too much to expect her to be the only woman in the universe that will actually be ready on time. She fucking ought to be with a time machine at her disposal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 17, 2017 Report Share Posted July 17, 2017 2 hours ago, Piston said: It won't stop with the Doctor. Revenge of the Cyberminge? and even: Whatever next? Fliss Gordon, with Diane Abbot as Minge the Merciless? What a load of dribble. I think you should delete this... quickly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted July 17, 2017 Report Share Posted July 17, 2017 I'm sure this has been nommed before, in about two weeks time. (time travelling joke) RIP MikeD and Ding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted July 17, 2017 Report Share Posted July 17, 2017 21 hours ago, Rick_B said: If you buy into the premise that The Doctor is thousands of years old and has changed appearance and in many ways personality twelve times already why not a female Doctor? It could bring an interesting twist to the role, in any case they have been hinting at it for some time so it's hardly a surprise. As far as we know the last companion Bill, who as it happens was gay and black, presumably just to piss off certain CC punters, is gone but with Doctor Who nothing is certain. We still haven't had a ginger Doctor yet though. Are you fucking mental? What about when she's on the blob? Running around biting everycunt's head instead of saving the world (or whatever it is Dr fucking Who does - I'm not 7 years of age, so have no idea). And she's from Yorkshire. "Ee bah gum, it's a ruddy dalek, our mam," isn't going to scare any fucker. Although a timelord who thinks they're right all the time could be an advantage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted July 17, 2017 Report Share Posted July 17, 2017 Think the next one should be Pakistani Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 17, 2017 Report Share Posted July 17, 2017 Just now, Panzerknacker said: Think the next one should be Pakistani Panzerknacker They are shopkeepers. No Doctors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 17, 2017 Report Share Posted July 17, 2017 30 minutes ago, Ollyboro said: Are you fucking mental? What about when she's on the blob? Running around biting everycunt's head instead of saving the world (or whatever it is Dr fucking Who does - I'm not 7 years of age, so have no idea). And she's from Yorkshire. "Ee bah gum, it's a ruddy dalek, our mam," isn't going to scare any fucker. Although a timelord who thinks they're right all the time could be an advantage. ... when it's a woman, is a Timelordaress. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 17, 2017 Report Share Posted July 17, 2017 23 hours ago, Rick_B said: If you buy into the premise that The Doctor is thousands of years old and has changed appearance and in many ways personality twelve times already why not a female Doctor? It could bring an interesting twist to the role, in any case they have been hinting at it for some time so it's hardly a surprise. As far as we know the last companion Bill, who as it happens was gay and black, presumably just to piss off certain CC punters, is gone but with Doctor Who nothing is certain. We still haven't had a ginger Doctor yet though. How fascinating Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted July 17, 2017 Report Share Posted July 17, 2017 1 hour ago, Panzerknacker said: Think the next one should be Pakistani Panzerknacker Is there a Pakistan on Gallifrey? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted July 17, 2017 Report Share Posted July 17, 2017 19 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: How fascinating Good, beats telling other punters to fuck off and drink bleach every time eh? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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