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I don't think I've done a shit in the last 5 years that hasn't left skid marks down the right hand side of the bowl.

I've analysed my defecating posture but can't find anything amiss.

Thoughts?

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Guest Manky
29 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said:

I don't think I've done a shit in the last 5 years that hasn't left skid marks down the right hand side of the bowl.

I've analysed my defecating posture but can't find anything amiss.

Thoughts?

I should imagine one mega shit would turn you inside out. You are so full of it, medical science should investigate how you survive without your vital organs.

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Guest Bill Stickers
4 minutes ago, colonelkurtz said:

Cheapo B&Q twisted lavvy or off centre ringpiece .. or both !

If it was both one would hopefully offset the other. 

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39 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said:

I don't think I've done a shit in the last 5 years that hasn't left skid marks down the right hand side of the bowl.

I've analysed my defecating posture but can't find anything amiss.

Thoughts?

Haemorrhoidal interference causing trajectory imbalance?

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Guest Mingeeta
43 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said:

I don't think I've done a shit in the last 5 years that hasn't left skid marks down the right hand side of the bowl.

I've analysed my defecating posture but can't find anything amiss.

Thoughts?

Try shitting in the sink. If you still hit the sides then you know for sure it's a problem.

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Guest nobgobbler
12 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Haemorrhoidal interference causing trajectory imbalance?

It could be something he picked up in klink. Punkape's toothbrush?

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Guest Dr. Quim

Whats the consistency? If the stool is sticky an dark that could be the reason, due to it sticking to your arse cheeks. My professional diagnosis: Ulcerative colitis, causing internal bleeding in the gasterointestinal tract. You'll either be shitting into a bag or dead by sepsis come Christmas.

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55 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said:

I don't think I've done a shit in the last 5 years that hasn't left skid marks down the right hand side of the bowl.

I've analysed my defecating posture but can't find anything amiss.

Thoughts?

Maybe you should have laser removal of the abundance of encrusted spunk you've got lining your arsehole?

Lol.lol.  Fuck off. 

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Guest Wizardsleeve
1 hour ago, Bill Stickers said:

I don't think I've done a shit in the last 5 years that hasn't left skid marks down the right hand side of the bowl.

I've analysed my defecating posture but can't find anything amiss.

Thoughts?

A greasy doner kebab, followed by a generous portion of mexican bean chili with extra spice, topped with onions with a side of runny eggs and the cheapest, most horrific arse burning ale you can find.  Then jump rope for 30 minutes to mix thoroughly.  Should realign the sights properly.  

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Guest Lady Penelope
17 minutes ago, Dr. Quim said:

Whats the consistency? If the stool is sticky an dark that could be the reason,

That stool I bought from IKEA was shit.

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1 hour ago, Bill Stickers said:

I don't think I've done a shit in the last 5 years that hasn't left skid marks down the right hand side of the bowl.

I've analysed my defecating posture but can't find anything amiss.

Thoughts?

Try shitting standing up. Measuring how far up your legs the poop goes will enable you to collect qualitative data over a period of time. I never eat anything bigger than my head, or anything triangular shaped.  

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Guest 'eavensabove
1 hour ago, Bill Stickers said:

I don't think I've done a shit in the last 5 years that hasn't left skid marks down the right hand side of the bowl.

I've analysed my defecating posture but can't find anything amiss.

Thoughts?

You should try using the Gents, rather than the Ladies. Twat.

 

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Guest Fatty
1 hour ago, Bill Stickers said:

I don't think I've done a shit in the last 5 years that hasn't left skid marks down the right hand side of the bowl.

I've analysed my defecating posture but can't find anything amiss.

Thoughts?

Too much cock!!!

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Guest Bill Stickers
17 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said:

You should try using the Gents, rather than the Ladies. Twat.

 

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Everyone else's comment made a modicum of sense, then you come along and ruin it with this nonsensical bollocks.

For the love of fuck start taking your meds again you stupid fucking cunt.

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Guest 'eavensabove
7 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said:

Everyone else's comment made a modicum of sense, then you come along and ruin it with this nonsensical bollocks.

For the love of fuck start taking your meds again you stupid fucking cunt.

It is comments. Now fuck off. 

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