Wolfie Posted July 19, 2017 Report Share Posted July 19, 2017 4 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I don't fancy yours much! Neil? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted July 19, 2017 Report Share Posted July 19, 2017 7 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: Fuck off. A good country beer festival is a delight. Yes you get the odd tedious bore who wants to talk in depth about the distinguishing characteristics of a session IPA, or a pretentious cunt who only wants the darkest stout with bits of twigs in it. I just go for an 8 hour sesh with some mates in the sun. Absolutely spot-on, Bill. The smaller ones are often at country pubs, with beer from micro-breweries, and they're fucking smashing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 19, 2017 Report Share Posted July 19, 2017 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: Britain has among the best beers in the world, chief of which is ale. It's unique. For me, travelling to other countries, Holland included, always proves a great antidote to slagging off home beer. Innis & Gunn is a masterpiece of a beer. Far as I know it's only available in little bottles though, I quite like Fursty Ferret as well but that can be hard to find. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 19, 2017 Report Share Posted July 19, 2017 7 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Paul Hogans old Fosters adverts were hilarious. And his 80s Aussie comedy show. Never hear anything of him now. YouTube his speech at the Oscars. Excellent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 19, 2017 Report Share Posted July 19, 2017 11 hours ago, The Lady Penelope said: Fat slobbering pissed-up cunts saying ooh I like this new Ram's Widge brew ..its all nutty with red flecks. Wankers! You have to stop going to these W.I. meetings Pen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 19, 2017 Report Share Posted July 19, 2017 3 hours ago, Wolfie said: Neil? I feel that I'm qualified to answer on behalf of the fat, disgusting cunt. During the summer of 1998, I was at the Odeon cinema in Norwich for a showing of 'Mighty Joe Young'. A disgustingly obese monstrosity was seated on the back row, wearing an Eddie Stobart T-shirt and stinking out the place with the stench of a dead hooker's cunt. Every time the ape appeared on screen, all that could be heard was the jangling of a set of transit van keys and the rhythmic slap of a palm on a tiny fucking maggot. Each time the fat disgrace spurted its load, it screeched "NEEEILLLLL, " NEEEEEILLLL". So in response to your original question, the answer is yes. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted July 21, 2017 Report Share Posted July 21, 2017 On 19/07/2017 at 7:57 PM, Decimus said: I feel that I'm qualified to answer on behalf of the fat, disgusting cunt. During the summer of 1998, I was at the Odeon cinema in Norwich for a showing of 'Mighty Joe Young'. A disgustingly obese monstrosity was seated on the back row, wearing an Eddie Stobart T-shirt and stinking out the place with the stench of a dead hooker's cunt. Every time the ape appeared on screen, all that could be heard was the jangling of a set of transit van keys and the rhythmic slap of a palm on a tiny fucking maggot. Each time the fat disgrace spurted its load, it screeched "NEEEILLLLL, " NEEEEEILLLL". So in response to your original question, the answer is yes. I have just pissed my pants, you are one funny fucking individual. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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