Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 19, 2017 Report Share Posted July 19, 2017 Is this cunt breed daughter of a whore worth £450k per year ? The Beeb have announced what they pay her and others to grace our screens. I cannot believe that she gets paid a brass farthing, and as for Ginger Evans (no relation, honest) the cunt get's £2.5m for droning on like a twat on Radio 2. Maybe I should apply. But don't hold your breath. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 19, 2017 Report Share Posted July 19, 2017 Any other shit off the BBC news website you wish to tell us all about? Wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 19, 2017 Report Share Posted July 19, 2017 9 minutes ago, Ape said: Any other shit off the BBC news website you wish to tell us all about? Wanker. Yes, that's Pen's job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted July 19, 2017 Report Share Posted July 19, 2017 I'd give her a rattle Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 19, 2017 Report Share Posted July 19, 2017 I'd give her a mans winkle 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted July 19, 2017 Report Share Posted July 19, 2017 7 hours ago, Ape said: Any other shit off the BBC news website you wish to tell us all about? Wanker. Bozo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted July 19, 2017 Report Share Posted July 19, 2017 9 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: She always seems to look a bit Bells Palsy to me, And just imagine the hirsute gash if the state of the hair on her bonce is anything to go by. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 19, 2017 Report Share Posted July 19, 2017 10 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Is this cunt breed daughter of a whore worth £450k per year ? The Beeb have announced what they pay her and others to grace our screens. I cannot believe that she gets paid a brass farthing, and as for Ginger Evans (no relation, honest) the cunt get's £2.5m for droning on like a twat on Radio 2. Maybe I should apply. But don't hold your breath. Why do you have a photo of the American comedian Emo Phillips? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 19, 2017 Report Share Posted July 19, 2017 1 hour ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: She always seems to look a bit Bells Palsy to me, And just imagine the hirsute gash if the state of the hair on her bonce is anything to go by. She'd certainly keep the crows away from your crops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 19, 2017 Report Share Posted July 19, 2017 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Why do you have a photo of the American comedian Emo Phillips? Well, like he said, his computer always beat him at chess, but it was hopeless at kick boxing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 19, 2017 Report Share Posted July 19, 2017 Winkleman is jewish but I fail to see what that has to do with anything. Neither does Vanessa Felz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 19, 2017 Report Share Posted July 19, 2017 4 minutes ago, ratcum said: Winkleman is jewish but I fail to see what that has to do with anything. Neither does Vanessa Felz It must take her a month of Sundays to count the pennies, checking she wasn't small changed by the BBC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 19, 2017 Report Share Posted July 19, 2017 10 minutes ago, ratcum said: Winkleman is jewish but I fail to see what that has to do with anything. Neither does Vanessa Felz Ratty, this is my favourite Jewish joke: a lone Jewish survivor of a shipwreck is rescued from an island after being missing for ten years. His rescuers notice that he has built 2 synagogues from bamboo and palm leaves, one at either end of the island. They asked him, "why build 2 when you're here on your own?". He replies, "that's the one I pray in, and that's the one I wouldn't be seen dead in". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 19, 2017 Report Share Posted July 19, 2017 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Ratty, this is my favourite Jewish joke: a lone Jewish survivor of a shipwreck is rescued from an island after being missing for ten years. His rescuers notice that he has built 2 synagogues from bamboo and palm leaves, one at either end of the island. They asked him, "why build 2 when you're here on your own?". He replies, "that's the one I pray in, and that's the one I wouldn't be seen dead in". Pardon the intrusion, but I once see this Jewish lad shivering & weeping outside a Synagogue. He reckoned the Rabbi had taken his pullover. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 19, 2017 Report Share Posted July 19, 2017 10 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Pardon the intrusion, but I once see this Jewish lad shivering & weeping outside a Synagogue. He reckoned the Rabbi had taken his pullover. Religion's a strange thing. As a kid, every night I used to ask God for a new bike, then I realised he didn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 19, 2017 Report Share Posted July 19, 2017 23 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Ratty, this is my favourite Jewish joke: a lone Jewish survivor of a shipwreck is rescued from an island after being missing for ten years. His rescuers notice that he has built 2 synagogues from bamboo and palm leaves, one at either end of the island. They asked him, "why build 2 when you're here on your own?". He replies, "that's the one I pray in, and that's the one I wouldn't be seen dead in". I'm worried people on here will think I know you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 19, 2017 Report Share Posted July 19, 2017 11 minutes ago, ratcum said: I'm worried people on here will think I know you. Love you Dad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokey Gingers Posted July 20, 2017 Report Share Posted July 20, 2017 Lovely woman Claudia, just don`t give her any matches.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 20, 2017 Report Share Posted July 20, 2017 9 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Love you Dad. Oy vey Maria. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 20, 2017 Report Share Posted July 20, 2017 2 hours ago, Hokey Gingers said: Lovely woman Claudia, just don`t give her any matches.... Lesbian lump. You can't hold a candle to our Claudia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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