Neil Posted July 20, 2017 Report Share Posted July 20, 2017 Apparently when Punkers went for his 1st golf lesson the pro told him to hold the club like he would hold a penis,the pro then told him "er yes Mr Punkape,very good but could you please take my cock out of your mouth" Fuck off 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted July 20, 2017 Report Share Posted July 20, 2017 8 hours ago, Punkape said: I shall be at the Open this week for 3 days with VIP access and clubhouse pass. I shall lunch under canvas on each of those days. Hoi-polloi and golf prats will be excluded from the areas I will occupy. Fuck off. Have you ordered your usual 'cock au van' from the lunch menu? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted July 20, 2017 Report Share Posted July 20, 2017 8 hours ago, Punkape said: I shall be at the Open this week for 3 days with VIP access and clubhouse pass. I shall lunch under canvas on each of those days. Hoi-polloi and golf prats will be excluded from the areas I will occupy. Fuck off. Your'e always open with gaping arse cheeks, and I wouldn't call chewing on a cock and ballsack under bedcovers luncheon under a canvas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 20, 2017 Report Share Posted July 20, 2017 32 minutes ago, Mingeeta said: Your'e always open with gaping arse cheeks, and I wouldn't call chewing on a cock and ballsack under bedcovers luncheon under a canvas. Gay pervert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted July 20, 2017 Report Share Posted July 20, 2017 8 hours ago, The Lady Penelope said: FORE! SKIN! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 20, 2017 Report Share Posted July 20, 2017 9 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Lunching under canvas? Ding's arse. You'll be stuck in the rough fiddling with your caddy boy and the rest of your irons. Reported for insinuating noncery! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 20, 2017 Report Share Posted July 20, 2017 6 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Reported for insinuating noncery! Reported for nonsense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 20, 2017 Report Share Posted July 20, 2017 9 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Lunching under canvas? Ding's arse. You'll be stuck in the rough fiddling with your caddy boy and the rest of your irons. Jazz, they're your words mate! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 20, 2017 Report Share Posted July 20, 2017 3 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Jazz, they're your words mate! Wizz, Reported for nonsense. They're my words, grass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 20, 2017 Report Share Posted July 20, 2017 4 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Wizz, Reported for nonsense. They're my words, grass. I've also reported you for good measure. It's a grass roots movement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 20, 2017 Report Share Posted July 20, 2017 Fuck me!,the fucking beeb have now got a screecher presenting the open golf highlights.Im not against women commentating on women's sport but will you please all fuck off quickly and leave men's sport alone,it's not fucking right! I fucking hate the BBC with a fucking passion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 20, 2017 Report Share Posted July 20, 2017 10 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Wizz, Reported for nonsense. They're my words, grass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 20, 2017 Report Share Posted July 20, 2017 10 hours ago, Punkape said: I shall be at the Open this week for 3 days with VIP access and clubhouse pass. I shall lunch under canvas on each of those days. Hoi-polloi and golf prats will be excluded from the areas I will occupy. Fuck off. A text book response, from a text book wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 20, 2017 Report Share Posted July 20, 2017 2 minutes ago, Ape said: A text book response, from a text book wanker. You're a disgrace and a boring repetitive cretin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 20, 2017 Report Share Posted July 20, 2017 Just now, Punkape said: You're a disgrace and a boring repetitive cretin. Text book stuff. Again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 20, 2017 Report Share Posted July 20, 2017 12 minutes ago, Ape said: Text book stuff. Again. You should take your helicopter to a gay dogging evening and fly it into the action..... there would be cocks and zips everywhere..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 20, 2017 Report Share Posted July 20, 2017 4 minutes ago, Punkape said: You should take your helicopter to a gay dogging evening and fly it into the action..... there would be cocks and zips everywhere..... Well if I did take one, I'd take the big 700 class machine. And I'd make sure the gay dogging evening was one you were attending (plenty of choice there) so I could lacerate your effeminate face right down to the skull with the rotor blades. There would be flesh and blood everywhere..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 20, 2017 Report Share Posted July 20, 2017 5 minutes ago, Ape said: Well if I did take one, I'd take the big 700 class machine. And I'd make sure the gay dogging evening was one you were attending (plenty of choice there) so I could lacerate your effeminate face right down to the skull with the rotor blades. There would be flesh and blood everywhere..... and a fine spray of HIV in the air with the scattered and minced cocks...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 20, 2017 Report Share Posted July 20, 2017 3 minutes ago, Punkape said: and a fine spray of HIV in the air with the scattered and minced cocks...... The spray of HIV would be from your face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted July 20, 2017 Report Share Posted July 20, 2017 All sports are mainly shit but golf has a special place of wankness. Any sport that that involves loads of cunts wacking a ball for miles while they clap like bellends deserves a nom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 20, 2017 Report Share Posted July 20, 2017 2 minutes ago, Snowflake said: All sports are mainly shit but golf has a special place of wankness. Any sport that that involves loads of cunts wacking a ball for miles while they clap like bellends deserves a nom Could I say "WELCOME TO THE CORNER!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted July 20, 2017 Report Share Posted July 20, 2017 welcome to you to Mrs P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 20, 2017 Report Share Posted July 20, 2017 7 minutes ago, Snowflake said: welcome to you to Mrs P We should dispense with the inevitable straight away, and there is absolutely no malice or offence intended here... Fuck off...Kill yourself...Drink Bleach...pile of shit.... That is your corner indoctrination. welcome aboard, you cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted July 20, 2017 Report Share Posted July 20, 2017 Just now, Wizardsleeve said: We should dispense with the inevitable straight away, and there is absolutely no malice or offence intended here... Fuck off...Kill yourself...Drink Bleach...pile of shit.... That is your corner indoctrination. welcome aboard, you cunt! why thankyou i hope we can drink bleach together sometime or yours will be while i watch your rotting corpse have it last breath, thankyou and fuck you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dr. Quim Posted July 20, 2017 Report Share Posted July 20, 2017 All of these black and white avatars are making the site look most sophisticated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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