Ape™️ Posted July 22, 2017 Report Share Posted July 22, 2017 4 minutes ago, Frank said: I've just stood at the mirror for at least 20 minutes adjusting my pocket square. Fascinating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 22, 2017 Report Share Posted July 22, 2017 6 minutes ago, Ape said: Fascinating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 22, 2017 Report Share Posted July 22, 2017 35 minutes ago, Frank said: I've just stood at the mirror for at least 20 minutes adjusting my pocket square. On a gathering storm, comes a tall, handsome man, in a dusty black coat with a red bald head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted July 22, 2017 Report Share Posted July 22, 2017 41 minutes ago, Frank said: I've just stood at the mirror for at least 20 minutes adjusting my pocket square. Is it just me, or are euphemisms becoming more profound? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 22, 2017 Report Share Posted July 22, 2017 Jethro Tull had a song about living in the past Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 22, 2017 Report Share Posted July 22, 2017 35 minutes ago, Frank said: Those glasses are so huge, she could read your mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted July 22, 2017 Report Share Posted July 22, 2017 53 minutes ago, Frank said: I've just stood at the mirror for at least 20 minutes adjusting my pocket square. I bet you still look a fucking disgrace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 22, 2017 Report Share Posted July 22, 2017 2 minutes ago, Bubba C said: I bet you still look a fucking disgrace. I look gorgeous bubs. I'll send you a pic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted July 22, 2017 Report Share Posted July 22, 2017 3 minutes ago, Frank said: I look gorgeous bubs. I'll send you a pic. No doubt. But could you keep your shrivelled up raisin dick inside your y-fronts on this one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted July 22, 2017 Report Share Posted July 22, 2017 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Those glasses are so huge, she could read your mind. Or play snooker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 22, 2017 Report Share Posted July 22, 2017 1 hour ago, Rick_B said: Or play snooker. Eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted July 22, 2017 Report Share Posted July 22, 2017 31 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Eh? Dennis Taylor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 23, 2017 Report Share Posted July 23, 2017 7 hours ago, JackoTC said: Just awful. I'm mourning the death of comedy in your noms. Poor dullard. Just as well I'm back - I'm one of the best ones on here (Ed's been nicking that line in my absence) Jacko, sometimes, life presents serious issues, that must be dealt with in a serious and straightforward manner. These fucking fossils obstructing progress, they're just one example. I suppose if there is a funny side to this, you don't see many fat tuskers living that long! Just imagine the loose flabby skin settling around them, they wouldn't need any care home blankets and they can use a regular bed instead of bariatric, higher cost unit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 23, 2017 Report Share Posted July 23, 2017 8 hours ago, Mac Spunk said: No, I'm fucking not. It was my 110 birthday yesterday and my main present was haemorrhoids from nowhere. Luckily, for the giver, I had never had them before, and in the event I felt the need to vent my ire on Wizzardsleeve. No doubt the cunt deserves it. How are you, Bubba? I must hire better help. The cunt took my money but didn't hold the pillow over your head nearly long enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted July 23, 2017 Report Share Posted July 23, 2017 12 hours ago, Frank said: I bought a brown linen suit in Richard James this afternoon. Beautiful with the lattice Bottega Veneta unlined chukka. What you wearing this summer? Some paint flecked dutch army combat trousers in a sage green, old Vans trainers and a checked shirt I bought circa '97. Don't worry though, if we go somewhere nice (like burger king), I have a regatta fleece to wear over the top. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hector Posted July 23, 2017 Report Share Posted July 23, 2017 23 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: A little verbose. A little cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 25, 2017 Report Share Posted July 25, 2017 I used to live at number 173 .. that's well past 100. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 25, 2017 Report Share Posted July 25, 2017 2 hours ago, The Lady Penelope said: I used to live at number 173 .. that's well past 100. I don't even know the conversion of one human year to spacky disabled barn animal years. Which one are you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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