Cuntybaws Posted July 22, 2017 Report Share Posted July 22, 2017 You may already be familiar with my complete and utter contempt for marketing and advertising creatives, but just when you thought they couldn't sink any lower than every Halifax advert ever, up pops this cunt Mordenn, the Scandinavian “fictional founder” of MORE TH>N insurance. (As if the “>” in the brand name wasn't already horrific enough.) There just aren't enough “fucks” in the world to express my contempt for this abomination, and nothing I could write here would be more damning than their own self-congratulatory press release. I recommend you read it, although not if you've just eaten. After seeing this I wouldn't buy insurance from these stupid fucking cunts if every policy came with a free blow job from Rachel Riley. MORE TH>N announces brand relaunch 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted July 22, 2017 Report Share Posted July 22, 2017 56 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: You may already be familiar with my complete and utter contempt for marketing and advertising creatives, but just when you thought they couldn't sink any lower than every Halifax advert ever, up pops this cunt Mordenn, the Scandinavian “fictional founder” of MORE TH>N insurance. (As if the “>” in the brand name wasn't already horrific enough.) There just aren't enough “fucks” in the world to express my contempt for this abomination, and nothing I could write here would be more damning than their own self-congratulatory press release. I recommend you read it, although not if you've just eaten. After seeing this I wouldn't buy insurance from these stupid fucking cunts if every policy came with a free blow job from Rachel Riley. MORE TH>N announces brand relaunch So instead of offering better deals to attract new customers they hired some lanky blond fucker who won't wear shoes and will speak to you in a silly accent. Because apparently that fat Go Compare opera wanker, Compare the Market talking rats, or Churchill the sentient plastic dog- who has to endure a hellish existence because his entire body below his neck is one solid, atrophied lump- weren't patronizing enough. Still, could be worse: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted July 22, 2017 Report Share Posted July 22, 2017 (edited) Could be worse they could bring back that cunt Harold. edit: on reflection and review of said wank advert halifax Harold isnt as much a cunt as this shit Edited July 23, 2017 by Snowflake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 23, 2017 Report Share Posted July 23, 2017 19 minutes ago, Snowflake said: Could be worse they could bring back that cunt Harold. edit: on reflection and review of said wank advert halifax Harold isnt as much a cunt as this shit You're a fast study, you underhanded slithering cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 23, 2017 Report Share Posted July 23, 2017 9 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: every policy came with a free blow job from Rachel Riley. MORE TH>N announces brand relaunch Where do i sign? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 23, 2017 Report Share Posted July 23, 2017 55 minutes ago, Neil said: Where do i sign? At the job centre Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 23, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 23, 2017 9 hours ago, Snowflake said: Could be worse they could bring back that cunt Harold. edit: on reflection and review of said wank advert halifax Harold isnt as much a cunt as this shit This is a difficult and subjective matter, and I'm glad to see you've arrived at the correct decision. (If ever in any doubt, you'll find that agreeing with me is usually the correct decision.) I therefore feel almost bad for pointing out that the gurning Malteser-headed prick from the Halifax was called Howard, not Harold, you dozy fucking cunt. This is another cunt whose ego has far exceeded his meagre talents - http://www.howardbrown.uk.com/about.php 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 23, 2017 Report Share Posted July 23, 2017 9 hours ago, Roadkill said: So instead of offering better deals to attract new customers they hired some lanky blond fucker who won't wear shoes and will speak to you in a silly accent. Because apparently that fat Go Compare opera wanker, Compare the Market talking rats, or Churchill the sentient plastic dog- who has to endure a hellish existence because his entire body below his neck is one solid, atrophied lump- weren't patronizing enough. Still, could be worse: I'd love get this fucking turd in some form of torture chamber and say "you lose one" [cut off a finger] "you lose one free" [cut off another]. I'd continue this until he was a fucking torso, after which I'd set him on fire. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 23, 2017 Report Share Posted July 23, 2017 28 minutes ago, Ape said: I'd love get this fucking turd in some form of torture chamber and say "you lose one" [cut off a finger] "you lose one free" [cut off another]. I'd continue this until he was a fucking torso, after which I'd set him on fire. You sound like you might like to be Ian Brady...... Very disturbing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 23, 2017 Report Share Posted July 23, 2017 11 minutes ago, Punkape said: You sound like you might like to be Ian Brady...... Very disturbing. Is there any chance that you could take a break from reading your Ladybird book of child killers and shove it up your fucking arse? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted July 23, 2017 Report Share Posted July 23, 2017 32 minutes ago, Decimus said: Is there any chance that you could take a break from reading your Ladybird book of child killers and shove it up your fucking arse? I don't think there's a vacancy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted July 23, 2017 Report Share Posted July 23, 2017 1 hour ago, Ape said: I'd love get this fucking turd in some form of torture chamber and say "you lose one" [cut off a finger] "you lose one free" [cut off another]. I'd continue this until he was a fucking torso, after which I'd set him on fire. I'd dip him in acid until there's nothing left but a skeleton with a perfectly preserved skullett. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted July 23, 2017 Report Share Posted July 23, 2017 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: This is a difficult and subjective matter, and I'm glad to see you've arrived at the correct decision. (If ever in any doubt, you'll find that agreeing with me is usually the correct decision.) I therefore feel almost bad for pointing out that the gurning Malteser-headed prick from the Halifax was called Howard, not Harold, you dozy fucking cunt. This is another cunt whose ego has far exceeded his meagre talents - http://www.howardbrown.uk.com/about.php Can't remember which ad it was but this Harold twat turned up in an Ad on TV last week. Whatever it was he walks on and some knob tells him he's in the wrong advert and he sulks back off screen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted July 23, 2017 Report Share Posted July 23, 2017 48 minutes ago, Punkape said: You sound like you might like to be Ian Brady...... Very disturbing. Shut it you twisted queer fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 23, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 23, 2017 54 minutes ago, Mingeeta said: Can't remember which ad it was but this Harold twat turned up in an Ad on TV last week. Whatever it was he walks on and some knob tells him he's in the wrong advert and he sulks back off screen. Hotels.com - the talentless little fuck appears to have found his level. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted July 23, 2017 Report Share Posted July 23, 2017 3 hours ago, Punkape said: You sound like you might like to be Ian Brady...... Very disturbing. You are Charles (Salvador) Bronson's punk. Utterly fucktarded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 23, 2017 Report Share Posted July 23, 2017 13 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: This is a difficult and subjective matter, and I'm glad to see you've arrived at the correct decision. (If ever in any doubt, you'll find that agreeing with me is usually the correct decision.) I therefore feel almost bad for pointing out that the gurning Malteser-headed prick from the Halifax was called Howard, not Harold, you dozy fucking cunt. This is another cunt whose ego has far exceeded his meagre talents - http://www.howardbrown.uk.com/about.php Looks like Arthur Askey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 24, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 24, 2017 7 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Looks like Arthur Askey. Not quite, though, eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 24, 2017 Report Share Posted July 24, 2017 MORDEN! MIND THE DOORS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted July 24, 2017 Report Share Posted July 24, 2017 22 hours ago, The Lady Penelope said: At the job centre Oh is that where they keep the sex pest register these days? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 24, 2017 Report Share Posted July 24, 2017 3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Not quite, though, eh? Ithangyow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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