Earl of Punkape Posted July 23, 2017 Report Share Posted July 23, 2017 Tom Daley wins gold in 10m Cockdiving platform. Daley seals world gold with stunning final huge cockdive. Britain's Tom Daley claimed his first massive penis in the individual World Championship cockdiving gold for eight years with a stunning victory in the 10m platform final in Budapest. Daley, eliminated in the semi-finals of the same event at the Rio Olympics last year, dominated the final throughout with a massively penetrating phallus on his 3rd attempt. Earlier, Daley won silver alongside Grace Reid in the mixed transvestite springboard. Daley is considering a sex change to make himself both male and female at the same and hopes to cockdive in both men's and women's events at the next Olympics. Mr Stubby Pecker, an ardent fan, indicated he would be tumescent for months..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 23, 2017 Report Share Posted July 23, 2017 22 minutes ago, Punkape said: Tom Daley wins gold in 10m Cockdiving platform. Daley seals world gold with stunning final huge cockdive. Britain's Tom Daley claimed his first massive penis in the individual World Championship cockdiving gold for eight years with a stunning victory in the 10m platform final in Budapest. Daley, eliminated in the semi-finals of the same event at the Rio Olympics last year, dominated the final throughout with a massively penetrating phallus on his 3rd attempt. Earlier, Daley won silver alongside Grace Reid in the mixed transvestite springboard. Daley is considering a sex change to make himself both male and female at the same and hopes to cockdive in both men's and women's events at the next Olympics. Mr Stubby Pecker, an ardent fan, indicated he would be tumescent for months..... It's clear that you've awoken with cock on your mind, despite having it up your arse all night. It's just cock, cock, cock for you isn't it? Fucking poof. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 23, 2017 Report Share Posted July 23, 2017 Fuck Tom Daley! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 23, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 23, 2017 1 hour ago, Ape said: It's clear that you've awoken with cock on your mind, despite having it up your arse all night. It's just cock, cock, cock for you isn't it? Fucking poof. You stupid prick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 23, 2017 Report Share Posted July 23, 2017 22 minutes ago, Punkape said: You stupid prick. Even your insults have an element of cock in them. Fucking poof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted July 23, 2017 Report Share Posted July 23, 2017 3 hours ago, Punkape said: Tom Daley wins gold in 10m Cockdiving platform. Daley seals world gold with stunning final huge cockdive. Britain's Tom Daley claimed his first massive penis in the individual World Championship cockdiving gold for eight years with a stunning victory in the 10m platform final in Budapest. Daley, eliminated in the semi-finals of the same event at the Rio Olympics last year, dominated the final throughout with a massively penetrating phallus on his 3rd attempt. Earlier, Daley won silver alongside Grace Reid in the mixed transvestite springboard. Daley is considering a sex change to make himself both male and female at the same and hopes to cockdive in both men's and women's events at the next Olympics. Mr Stubby Pecker, an ardent fan, indicated he would be tumescent for months..... No matter what Tom decides, I'm sure you'll be behind him all the way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 23, 2017 Report Share Posted July 23, 2017 4 hours ago, Punkape said: Tom Daley wins gold in 10m Cockdiving platform. Daley seals world gold with stunning final huge cockdive. Britain's Tom Daley claimed his first massive penis in the individual World Championship cockdiving gold for eight years with a stunning victory in the 10m platform final in Budapest. Daley, eliminated in the semi-finals of the same event at the Rio Olympics last year, dominated the final throughout with a massively penetrating phallus on his 3rd attempt. Earlier, Daley won silver alongside Grace Reid in the mixed transvestite springboard. Daley is considering a sex change to make himself both male and female at the same and hopes to cockdive in both men's and women's events at the next Olympics. Mr Stubby Pecker, an ardent fan, indicated he would be tumescent for months..... You seem to be a more than a little obsessed with young Tom? Of course watching his lithe wet torso exit the water is the reason you invested in that slow mo telly isn't it? Your sausaging and poofery knows no end. Im sure your next nom will you be frothing at the japs eye over the season of LGBT program's on the BBC.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted July 23, 2017 Report Share Posted July 23, 2017 Bit of a comedown for Daley. From East End wide boy and car salesman to gay puddle jumper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted July 23, 2017 Report Share Posted July 23, 2017 4 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Fuck Tom Daley! He looks a bit gay in that picture. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 23, 2017 Report Share Posted July 23, 2017 Dirty couple of cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted July 23, 2017 Report Share Posted July 23, 2017 Punktroll the plebian closetted denialist lover of cock posts another homophobic load of jank. Typical toffee nosed tosser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 23, 2017 Report Share Posted July 23, 2017 3 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Punktroll the plebian closetted denialist lover of cock posts another homophobic load of jank. Typical toffee nosed tosser. Welcome back alf, it's getting worse here by the cunting day... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted July 23, 2017 Report Share Posted July 23, 2017 5 hours ago, Punkape said: Tom Daley wins gold in 10m Cockdiving platform. Daley seals world gold with stunning final huge cockdive. Britain's Tom Daley claimed his first massive penis in the individual World Championship cockdiving gold for eight years with a stunning victory in the 10m platform final in Budapest. Daley, eliminated in the semi-finals of the same event at the Rio Olympics last year, dominated the final throughout with a massively penetrating phallus on his 3rd attempt. Earlier, Daley won silver alongside Grace Reid in the mixed transvestite springboard. Daley is considering a sex change to make himself both male and female at the same and hopes to cockdive in both men's and women's events at the next Olympics. Mr Stubby Pecker, an ardent fan, indicated he would be tumescent for months..... You and Daley are alike in a few ways. You're both poofs, you're both nobodies and you both like diving, him into water, and you into the nearest pair of boxer shorts/Y-Fronts you can find, preferably with a bloke in them. Fucking fool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted July 23, 2017 Report Share Posted July 23, 2017 5 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Welcome back alf, it's getting worse here by the cunting day... Thank you. Time to destroy the closetted little cum swilling, cock swallowing, tea bagging little poof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 23, 2017 Report Share Posted July 23, 2017 17 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Thank you. Time to destroy the closetted little cum swilling, cock swallowing, tea bagging little poof. What, all 10 of them? You do realise if punkers goes the admin teams number of posts will go up when they're not as busy-careful what you wish for Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted July 23, 2017 Report Share Posted July 23, 2017 51 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: What, all 10 of them? You do realise if punkers goes the admin teams number of posts will go up when they're not as busy-careful what you wish for I wasn't thinking, holiday in Caracas come down, brain a bit fuzzy, very cheap high quality, ahem, goods available there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 23, 2017 Report Share Posted July 23, 2017 Daley has bruised men's sport with his poofery, but bringing it up and braying on and on about it is pointless, like punkers very existence. Lately, there have been adverts for the annual cuntfest known as "Shark Week" where yank phenom Michael Phelps tries to out swim a Great White Shark. Suspending disbelief is being dragged to new levels of fuckwittery here, and that is where I draw the line for aquatic shitcuntery. FUCK RIGHT OFF WITH THAT UTTER SHITE!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted July 23, 2017 Report Share Posted July 23, 2017 3 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Daley has bruised men's sport with his poofery, but bringing it up and braying on and on about it is pointless, like punkers very existence. Lately, there have been adverts for the annual cuntfest known as "Shark Week" where yank phenom Michael Phelps tries to out swim a Great White Shark. Suspending disbelief is being dragged to new levels of fuckwittery here, and that is where I draw the line for aquatic shitcuntery. FUCK RIGHT OFF WITH THAT UTTER SHITE!!! It is a shame that if he got bitten we would never be shown it. Docu-reality-drama bullshittery which discovery seem to ladle upon their viewers like lube over punkape by his punters (its 50p extra to go in dry). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 23, 2017 Report Share Posted July 23, 2017 Giving a creature that is a miracle of evolution such as a shark, full benefit of the doubt it would know what a lane marker is and respect it, NO land based, bipedal cunt mammal could ever defeat a shark because they are not equipped to do so. Sharks get their oxygen through their gills from from their SALT water world. The cunts have lungs that keep them at the surface. Skin type, blood temp...Discovery has turned into a dribbling spastics paradise for information and entertainment...like Punkys canal street hot spots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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