Guest Manky Posted July 24, 2017 Report Share Posted July 24, 2017 21 minutes ago, Neil said: Of course he fucking loves you,you're the fucking mug that picks up his dirty,stinking,steaming pile of shit wherever he chooses to drop it.We live in a world where people care more about these four-legged fucking flea bag shit pits than they do fellow man and for that reason they can fuck off (mind you,ive been to Lincolnshire and there's even a few dogs id prefer to spend time with rather than some of those scummy cunts,family included) Oh , yes forgot about that. My Max is a care dog. He kooks after me and makes sure Mrs Manky doesn't go over the top when I am guilty of doing something I probably never did in the first place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 24, 2017 Report Share Posted July 24, 2017 7 hours ago, Punkape said: The dog died from Rabies and canine AIDS..... I thought the magistrate ordered you away from all animals? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted July 24, 2017 Report Share Posted July 24, 2017 I'm betting she used to smear gravy on her fanny and get the dog to lick it off. They have such wonderful sandpapery tongues, dogs. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 24, 2017 Report Share Posted July 24, 2017 11 hours ago, The Lady Penelope said: Which ones Pudsey? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 24, 2017 Report Share Posted July 24, 2017 6 hours ago, Manky said: Max, my dog, thinks you are a knobhead. Dogs are brill, better than folk. All their love is totally unconditional. You treat them right, they love you. Wish you could say the same about people. My two Pitbulls.....sorry Spaniels, Ripper and Psycho are lovely animals who are friendly and docile and wouldn't harm a fly. Just don't look at them for too long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 24, 2017 Report Share Posted July 24, 2017 8 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Hold on though, on second thoughts, this looks more up his street. Other way round, frank likes to approach from the rear, much easier when the mutts already dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted July 25, 2017 Report Share Posted July 25, 2017 19 hours ago, Neil said: Of course he fucking loves you,you're the fucking mug that picks up his dirty,stinking,steaming pile of shit wherever he chooses to drop it.We live in a world where people care more about these four-legged fucking flea bag shit pits than they do fellow man and for that reason they can fuck off (mind you,ive been to Lincolnshire and there's even a few dogs id prefer to spend time with rather than some of those scummy cunts,family included) H is brown and furry and would look good around Neil's neck? My Doberman. With his teeth ripping out your jugular while he shits in your mouth. Cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted July 26, 2017 Report Share Posted July 26, 2017 On 24/07/2017 at 9:31 AM, Roadkill said: Who the fuck is Pudsey? It's the dog in the picture that won Britain's Got Talent in 2012. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted July 26, 2017 Report Share Posted July 26, 2017 14 minutes ago, applescruff14 said: It's the dog in the picture that won Britain's Got Talent in 2012. You've got your esteemed crystal ball out again, haven't you, you horrendously boring cunt? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted July 26, 2017 Report Share Posted July 26, 2017 On 24/07/2017 at 10:03 AM, Roadkill said: Quite rightly, Soles. Sickeningly eager to please flids when they're happy, loud and obnoxious shit machines when they're sad, terrifying killing machines with the ability to rip your throat out in seconds with their teeth when they're angry. At least you know where you stand with cats - even if it is below them. Sleep with one eye open. Your jugular is looking a bit tasty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted July 28, 2017 Report Share Posted July 28, 2017 On 24/07/2017 at 1:59 PM, Neil said: Of course he fucking loves you,you're the fucking mug that picks up his dirty,stinking,steaming pile of shit wherever he chooses to drop it.We live in a world where people care more about these four-legged fucking flea bag shit pits than they do fellow man and for that reason they can fuck off (mind you,ive been to Lincolnshire and there's even a few dogs id prefer to spend time with rather than some of those scummy cunts,family included) Absolutely. And what is wrong with this? If there were no dogs, we'd be faced with the horror of interacting more with unsophisticated, misinformed, simpleminded fucktards obsessed with the sex they're obviously not getting regularly, of which you're an excellent example. Tosser. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted July 28, 2017 Report Share Posted July 28, 2017 When I overheard that the dog from Britain's Got Talent had died, I was hoping it was Amanda Holden. I hate that Les Dennis-shagging cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted July 28, 2017 Report Share Posted July 28, 2017 9 minutes ago, nocti said: When I overheard that the dog from Britain's Got Talent had died, I was hoping it was Amanda Holden. I hate that Les Dennis-shagging cunt. You can't blame Les for doing the dirty on her. Apparently, he'd arrive home from a hard graft at the ITV studios to discover she'd mullered his half-eaten chicken korma and taken a dump in the hallway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 28, 2017 Report Share Posted July 28, 2017 46 minutes ago, nocti said: When I overheard that the dog from Britain's Got Talent had died, I was hoping it was Amanda Holden. I hate that Les Dennis-shagging cunt. She's a self important cunt. I know a bird who works for a local radio station who was tasked with trying to get an interview with her, she had a backstage pass and was waiting outside the dressing room area at the studio. When Holden came out, my acquaintance tried to speak to her and was shoved out of the way and asked "don't you know who I am?". Stupid fucking Bob the builder shagging slag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted July 28, 2017 Report Share Posted July 28, 2017 38 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: She's a self important cunt. I know a bird who works for a local radio station who was tasked with trying to get an interview with her, she had a backstage pass and was waiting outside the dressing room area at the studio. When Holden came out, my acquaintance tried to speak to her and was shoved out of the way and asked "don't you know who I am?". Stupid fucking Bob the builder shagging slag. In Amanda's defence, despite her personality bypass, she was blessed with a cracking set of knockers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 28, 2017 Report Share Posted July 28, 2017 7 minutes ago, Wolfie said: In Amanda's defence, despite her personality bypass, she was blessed with a cracking set of knockers. I can't decide whether these are bee stings or a-stings. Either way I don't like them much and you've got a shit taste in norks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted July 28, 2017 Report Share Posted July 28, 2017 2 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: I can't decide whether these are bee stings or a-stings. Either way I don't like them much and you've got a shit taste in norks. Reminded me of that tranny whisleblower who got out of jail a while back: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 28, 2017 Report Share Posted July 28, 2017 2 hours ago, Wolfie said: Absolutely. And what is wrong with this? If there were no dogs, we'd be faced with the horror of interacting more with unsophisticated, misinformed, simpleminded fucktards obsessed with the sex they're obviously not getting regularly, of which you're an excellent example. Tosser. Dogs are cunts ,as are you. woof Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted July 28, 2017 Report Share Posted July 28, 2017 36 minutes ago, Wolfie said: In Amanda's defence, despite her personality bypass, she was blessed with a cracking set of knockers. They are fucking hideous tits. And you should really stop prowling in her bush. RIP mikeDwarf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted July 28, 2017 Report Share Posted July 28, 2017 1 hour ago, Neil said: Dogs are cunts ,as are you. woof It's an absolute privilege to be called a cunt by you, Neil. I bet you've been fapping away vigorously at the photo of Amanda, imagining her miniature molehills as the perfect tit-wank compliment for your little cashew cock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 28, 2017 Report Share Posted July 28, 2017 I couldn't even raise a smile let alone a boner looking at that,I fucking hate the cunt with a passion and now that I see that she hasn't even got any redeeming tits she can fuck right off.Very appropriate that she has been recognised on a post about dogs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted July 28, 2017 Report Share Posted July 28, 2017 2 hours ago, Neil said: I couldn't even raise a smile let alone a boner looking at that,I fucking hate the cunt with a passion and now that I see that she hasn't even got any redeeming tits she can fuck right off.Very appropriate that she has been recognised on a post about dogs Sure you would. You'd literally be wanking yourself into a coma at the mere sight of her bee stings in the flesh. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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