Eddie Posted July 24, 2017 Report Share Posted July 24, 2017 The families of those 7 stupid cunts that drowned at camber last year are now to sue the council as there was not a life guard on duty. More the reason if you're a poor swimmer not to get out of your depth. The claim culture totally ignores personal responsibility. Stubby should take the sunshine bus down to camber this year.... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 24, 2017 Report Share Posted July 24, 2017 5 minutes ago, Eddie said: Stubby should take the sunshine bus down to camber this year.... I'm sure I read somewhere that an extra chromosome adds approximately 67% extra buoyancy to your average flid. You're shit out of luck on this one, Edward. Plus, he'll almost certainly be wearing his Teletubbies water wings. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 24, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 24, 2017 Just now, Decimus said: I'm sure I read somewhere that an extra chromosone adds approximately 67% extra buoyancy to your average flid. You're shit out of luck on this one, Edward. Plus, he'll almost certainly be wearing his Teletubbies water wings. I also understand they possess super human strength and would easily be able to power stroke at high speed against the strongest of rip tides. I clearly didn't think this one through. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted July 24, 2017 Report Share Posted July 24, 2017 1 hour ago, Eddie said: I also understand they possess super human strength and would easily be able to power stroke at high speed against the strongest of rip tides. I clearly didn't think this one through. But their superhuman strength would be to no avail if their mouth was hanging open (and taking on water) in typical flid stylee. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted July 24, 2017 Report Share Posted July 24, 2017 The open mouth helps with cockle picking. Not always apparently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 24, 2017 Report Share Posted July 24, 2017 1 hour ago, Eddie said: The families of those 7 stupid cunts that drowned at camber last year are now to sue the council as there was not a life guard on duty. More the reason if you're a poor swimmer not to get out of your depth. The claim culture totally ignores personal responsibility. Stubby should take the sunshine bus down to camber this year.... He would certainly go if there was a gay dogging area nearby..... lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted July 24, 2017 Report Share Posted July 24, 2017 1 hour ago, Punkape said: He would certainly go if there was a gay dogging area nearby..... lol. You could offer to lend him your extensive list in your little black book. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 24, 2017 Report Share Posted July 24, 2017 3 hours ago, Eddie said: The families of those 7 stupid cunts that drowned at camber last year are now to sue the council as there was not a life guard on duty. More the reason if you're a poor swimmer not to get out of your depth. The claim culture totally ignores personal responsibility. Stubby should take the sunshine bus down to camber this year.... Blame is a tricky game to play Eduardo as you'll soon find out. I'm sure you'll blame yourself when your mrs fires out a little brown one after your trip to the subcontinent. While you were being ripped off buying a knock off watch or some other tat the natives flog fat swarthy cunts like you, my "dad" was busy knocking her up with his leathery, cheese encrusted bellend. Don't sob too much-the little half breed cunt that you'll be forced to raise as your own might be able to make you a good, shit flavoured, curry. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 24, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 24, 2017 1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said: Blame is a tricky game to play Eduardo as you'll soon find out. I'm sure you'll blame yourself when your mrs fires out a little brown one after your trip to the subcontinent. While you were being ripped off buying a knock off watch or some other tat the natives flog fat swarthy cunts like you, my "dad" was busy knocking her up with his leathery, cheese encrusted bellend. Don't sob too much-the little half breed cunt that you'll be forced to raise as your own might be able to make you a good, shit flavoured, curry. I hope so stubby. How's the retard tonight? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 24, 2017 Report Share Posted July 24, 2017 1 minute ago, Eddie said: I hope so stubby. How's the retard tonight? Dunno, ask your mrs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 24, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 24, 2017 Just now, Stubby Pecker said: Dunno, ask your mrs. Ouch. That's a bit low even for you stubbs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 24, 2017 Report Share Posted July 24, 2017 9 minutes ago, Eddie said: Ouch. That's a bit low even for you stubbs. Yes, I can see my scathing wit has you on the ropes. Can you recommend some good quality tyres for the wife's MX5? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 25, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2017 7 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Yes, I can see my scathing wit has you on the ropes. Can you recommend some good quality tyres for the wife's MX5? Don't you get those free with you carer car? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 25, 2017 Report Share Posted July 25, 2017 9 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Dunno, ask your mrs. Reported for family abuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 25, 2017 Report Share Posted July 25, 2017 9 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Blame is a tricky game to play Eduardo as you'll soon find out. I'm sure you'll blame yourself when your mrs fires out a little brown one after your trip to the subcontinent. While you were being ripped off buying a knock off watch or some other tat the natives flog fat swarthy cunts like you, my "dad" was busy knocking her up with his leathery, cheese encrusted bellend. Don't sob too much-the little half breed cunt that you'll be forced to raise as your own might be able to make you a good, shit flavoured, curry. Let me know how the cooler is these days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted July 25, 2017 Report Share Posted July 25, 2017 (edited) 10 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Blame is a tricky game to play Eduardo as you'll soon find out. I'm sure you'll blame yourself when your mrs fires out a little brown one after your trip to the subcontinent. While you were being ripped off buying a knock off watch or some other tat the natives flog fat swarthy cunts like you, my "dad" was busy knocking her up with his leathery, cheese encrusted bellend. Don't sob too much-the little half breed cunt that you'll be forced to raise as your own might be able to make you a good, shit flavoured, curry. Then again, it could turn out to be one of those athletes that win medals at the Olympics and go on to make a shit-load of cash from endorsing various dodgy products that sell to the gullible plebs. Edited July 25, 2017 by Mrs Roops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted July 25, 2017 Report Share Posted July 25, 2017 14 hours ago, Eddie said: The families of those 7 stupid cunts that drowned at camber last year are now to sue the council as there was not a life guard on duty. More the reason if you're a poor swimmer not to get out of your depth. The claim culture totally ignores personal responsibility. Stubby should take the sunshine bus down to camber this year.... FFS how is one life guard going to save seven stupid bastards intent on swimming the channel, anybody with an ounce of sense would've got the Eurostar or whatever the fuck they're calling it these days, the cheap cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 25, 2017 Report Share Posted July 25, 2017 15 minutes ago, r-soles said: Then again, it could turn out to be one of those 'athletic' jungle bunnies that win medals at the Olympics and go on to make a shit-load of cash from endorsing various dodgy products that sell to the gullible plebs. Reported for overt racism....... cooler for you arsehole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 25, 2017 Report Share Posted July 25, 2017 10 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Blame is a tricky game to play Eduardo as you'll soon find out. I'm sure you'll blame yourself when your mrs fires out a little brown one after your trip to the subcontinent. While you were being ripped off buying a knock off watch or some other tat the natives flog fat swarthy cunts like you, my "dad" was busy knocking her up with his leathery, cheese encrusted bellend. Don't sob too much-the little half breed cunt that you'll be forced to raise as your own might be able to make you a good, shit flavoured, curry. Reported for racism. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted July 25, 2017 Report Share Posted July 25, 2017 3 minutes ago, Punkape said: Reported for overt racism....... cooler for you arsehole. Reported for being an Islamist infiltrator. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted July 25, 2017 Report Share Posted July 25, 2017 13 hours ago, Eddie said: I also understand they possess super human strength and would easily be able to power stroke at high speed against the strongest of rip tides. I clearly didn't think this one through. My dog keeps jumping up at me - Down Syndrome!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 25, 2017 Report Share Posted July 25, 2017 5 minutes ago, Punkape said: Reported for racism. get fucked spunk bunny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 25, 2017 Report Share Posted July 25, 2017 11 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Dunno, ask your mrs. Reported. Twice in the same thread, you vile humourless cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted July 25, 2017 Report Share Posted July 25, 2017 Support free swimming lessons for Muslims. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted July 25, 2017 Report Share Posted July 25, 2017 2 hours ago, Frank said: Reported. Twice in the same thread, you vile humourless cunt. I think your bucket seems somewhat cramped. Perhaps a barrel of flids (sic) would be more applicable for this victimised young man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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