Ape™️ Posted July 30, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 30, 2017 I wonder if any hotels have found shit on their shower heads after Punky has been to stay? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 30, 2017 Report Share Posted July 30, 2017 5 minutes ago, Ape said: I wonder if any hotels have found shit on their shower heads after Punky has been to stay? I feel sorry for the poor maids who have unwittingly cleaned up the blobs of 'conditioner' from the shower cubicle after you checked out. And the puzzled local residents, scratching their heads and wondering why there is a large turd nestled next to a fresh set of Adidas tracks in their front gardens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 30, 2017 Report Share Posted July 30, 2017 On 2017-7-28 at 10:51 PM, Ape said: Lately I've been extremely disappointed by a string of hotels with fixed shower heads that offer none of the aforementioned delights, and that's no fucking fun at all. Cunts. Jesus fucking fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 30, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 30, 2017 4 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Jesus fucking fuck. Another blatant liar. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 30, 2017 Report Share Posted July 30, 2017 5 minutes ago, Ape said: Another blatant liar. Fuck off. Since I haven't made an actual statement I fail to see how there can be any "lie". Don't vex me with your inferential logic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 30, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 30, 2017 11 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Since I haven't made an actual statement I fail to see how there can be any "lie". Don't vex me with your inferential logic. Forgive me, oh mighty fence-sitter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 30, 2017 Report Share Posted July 30, 2017 Best to stick to pissing in the showers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 30, 2017 Report Share Posted July 30, 2017 4 hours ago, Ape said: I wonder if any hotels have found shit on their shower heads after Punky has been to stay? Yes .. that will have happened along with the shit on the bedroom walls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted July 30, 2017 Report Share Posted July 30, 2017 29 minutes ago, The Lady Penelope said: Yes .. that will have happened along with the shit on the bedroom walls Shocked maid: "Um... I'm not sure how to describe what I'm seeing in room 16." Reception: "What seems to be the matter?" Shocked maid: "The last person appears to have smeared 'LOL' and 'Fuck off and die of AIDS' on the walls – with their shit. The shower head is also missing.' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 30, 2017 Report Share Posted July 30, 2017 19 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Shocked maid: "Um... I'm not sure how to describe what I'm seeing in room 16." Reception: "What seems to be the matter?" Shocked maid: "The last person appears to have smeared 'LOL' and 'Fuck off and die of AIDS' on the walls – with their shit. The shower head is also missing.' Shocked maid: "oh, I've checked the drawer beside the bed and the pages in the Gideon bible are all stuck together as well". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 30, 2017 Report Share Posted July 30, 2017 6 hours ago, Ape said: No cunt has yet denied having ever done this themselves I notice....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 30, 2017 Report Share Posted July 30, 2017 6 hours ago, Ape said: No cunt has yet denied having ever done this themselves I notice....... Taking your advice I gave this a go yesterday. However, it was after cricket and my team mates were not happy, neither were the opposition as it's shared showers Thank for fucking nothing ape 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 31, 2017 Report Share Posted July 31, 2017 On 28/07/2017 at 10:51 PM, Ape said: When I'm away on business, away from my wife and in need of a little sexual gratification, I often have a wank in the shower. If I'm lucky, the shower head will be on a flexible hose, thus allowing me to enjoy a tantalising stream of warm water on my cock and balls. Often, the shower heads have adjustable spray patterns available, allowing the most pleasurable one to be determined through experimentation. Lately I've been extremely disappointed by a string of hotels with fixed shower heads that offer none of the aforementioned delights, and that's no fucking fun at all. Cunts. Any bloke that denies any knowledge of this pleasure is a fucking liar. Fuck off. This must be one of the oddest and peculiar noms we've had for a while. Unsurprisingly it's from Ape who's probably sniffing airfix bostick in his modelling attic..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 31, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 31, 2017 1 minute ago, Punkape said: This must be one of the oddest and peculiar noms we've had for a while. Unsurprisingly it's from Ape who's probably sniffing airfix bostick in his modelling attic..... Shut up, you silly little poof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 31, 2017 Report Share Posted July 31, 2017 Just now, Ape said: Shut up, you silly little poof. Pleb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 1, 2017 Report Share Posted August 1, 2017 I bet you just jet the water up your arsehole you fucking queer cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 1, 2017 Report Share Posted August 1, 2017 49 minutes ago, Admiral Cuntblaster said: I bet you just jet the water up your arsehole you fucking queer cunt Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 2, 2017 Report Share Posted August 2, 2017 This nom is quite literally a lukewarm load of cock and bollocks. Shove it up your arse and fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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