southerncunt Posted August 7, 2017 Report Share Posted August 7, 2017 At the shops waiting to pay, and some cunt behind me sidles up within my personal space. I move forward, and the cunt maintains his position just inside my zone. Fucking arsehole. Next time I will just pinch the merchandise and avoid the situation entirely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted August 7, 2017 Report Share Posted August 7, 2017 This also gets on my fucking tits. Have you tried 'accidentally' treading on their foot or asking them to kindly fuck off, or better still, both? Living in Australia, I thought this defensive behaviour would be second nature to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted August 7, 2017 Report Share Posted August 7, 2017 I just fart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted August 7, 2017 Report Share Posted August 7, 2017 19 minutes ago, Roadkill said: I just fart. Do you run courses in how to fart on demand? I've tried this several times with varying results, the worst being a liquid follow-through at the checkout in Asda. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted August 7, 2017 Report Share Posted August 7, 2017 2 hours ago, Cap'n Cunt said: Do you run courses in how to fart on demand? I've tried this several times with varying results, the worst being a liquid follow-through at the checkout in Asda. No problem there then, the cunts would just scoop it up and add it to there own label brown sauce, waste not, want not, it's a win (their profits are rising) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 7, 2017 Report Share Posted August 7, 2017 Try to fake a sneeze and spray spit all over the contents of their trolley. When the object, tell them to be glad it wasn't in their entirely too close fat fucking gob. Cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 7, 2017 Report Share Posted August 7, 2017 5 hours ago, southerncunt said: At the shops waiting to pay, and some cunt behind me sidles up within my personal space. I move forward, and the cunt maintains his position just inside my zone. Fucking arsehole. Next time I will just pinch the merchandise and avoid the situation entirely. I believe this was nominated by some other cunt recently, but needs revisiting as this boils everyone piss. I like to slowly reverse until they realise what cunts they are. Best to go in front of the trolley so they don't get within contamination distance and they can see your health selection of fruit, veg and expensive beer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted August 7, 2017 Report Share Posted August 7, 2017 Australia is over 10,000 miles away but it still feels as though the fucking place is invading my personal space. Fosters fucking piss lager. A quick 20 pints before work to sober up. Steve Irwin 0-1. Big fuck off ray. Rolf Harris 12-0 Children. Paul Hogan. Fucking tool Same Edna. Even bigger tool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 7, 2017 Report Share Posted August 7, 2017 1 hour ago, Manky said: Australia is over 10,000 miles away but it still feels as though the fucking place is invading my personal space. Fosters fucking piss lager. A quick 20 pints before work to sober up. Steve Irwin 0-1. Big fuck off ray. Rolf Harris 12-0 Children. Paul Hogan. Fucking tool Same Edna. Even bigger tool Manky you bellend, no cunt drinks fosters in oz, the stuff here is brewed in the uk and is piss weak for the wankers who drink it. Try VB "stubbys" from most supermarkets or Crown or Hahn if you can find it, or afford it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted August 7, 2017 Report Share Posted August 7, 2017 31 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Manky you bellend, no cunt drinks fosters in oz, the stuff here is brewed in the uk and is piss weak for the wankers who drink it. Try VB "stubbys" from most supermarkets or Crown or Hahn if you can find it, or afford it. Being lectured on beer by a bunch of convicts must be like having a female driving instructor. I don't like beer that is not local and I fucking hate lager. What the fuck is a stubby? Is it your version of fugly? I don't hate everything antipodean though, Mel Gibson is a cool dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 7, 2017 Report Share Posted August 7, 2017 39 minutes ago, Manky said: Being lectured on beer by a bunch of convicts must be like having a female driving instructor. I don't like beer that is not local and I fucking hate lager. What the fuck is a stubby? Is it your version of fugly? I don't hate everything antipodean though, Mel Gibson is a cool dude. Can someone translate, I don't speak northern fuckwit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 7, 2017 Report Share Posted August 7, 2017 10 hours ago, southerncunt said: At the shops waiting to pay, and some cunt behind me sidles up within my personal space. I move forward, and the cunt maintains his position just inside my zone. Fucking arsehole. Next time I will just pinch the merchandise and avoid the situation entirely. Maybe once you stop standing in dole queues the problem will abait. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 7, 2017 Report Share Posted August 7, 2017 I don't have this problem at supermarkets. Shoplifters tend not to queue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted August 15, 2017 Report Share Posted August 15, 2017 I think some of these dirty cunts are using it as an opportunity to do some frotting. As a cunt with standards, when in cramped conditions on public transport or in a lift (even if Mrs Beast has not put-out for a few weeks) I would never seek to exploit the situation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 15, 2017 Report Share Posted August 15, 2017 4 minutes ago, The Beast said: I think some of these dirty cunts are using it as an opportunity to do some frotting. As a cunt with standards, when in cramped conditions on public transport or in a lift (even if Mrs Beast has not put-out for a few weeks) I would never seek to exploit the situation. Sounds like a nice way to spend a rainy day! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted August 16, 2017 Report Share Posted August 16, 2017 On 08/08/2017 at 0:32 AM, camberwell gypsy said: I don't have this problem at supermarkets. Shoplifters tend not to queue We have another name for shoplifters in Torbay .. we call them "scousers". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted August 16, 2017 Report Share Posted August 16, 2017 On 07/08/2017 at 6:33 PM, Manky said: Being lectured on beer by a bunch of convicts must be like having a female driving instructor. I don't like beer that is not local and I fucking hate lager. What the fuck is a stubby? Is it your version of fugly? I don't hate everything antipodean though, Mel Gibson is a cool dude. Anyone who shows a preference for lager should be thrown off a cliff and impaled on bamboo shoots .. Punker's only drinks lager & lime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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